Songs About Fucking
 

Not so much songs about fucking, as songs that are good to fuck to.

As such, which songs or albums are guaranteed in their dirtiness to get you all-of-a-fluster as they hit that sonic G spot whenever you hear them? Oh, and anyone who says Marvin Gaye's 'Let's Get it On' is a bore, and probably a virgin, or at least a shit fuck.

You tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

if you're talking about, literally, songs about fucking, then the new aidan moffat album. all of it seems to be about fucking...actually all his work is about fucking.

this is embarassing...ok i'm down.

the entirety of dark side of the moon
the entirety of raw power
t rex - bang a gong

oh led zeppelin of course. and glam period bowie.

Yeah, def the Ziggy daze w/Ronson. Check http://atari2600.muxtape.com selection number nine, if you please.

Some Led Zep, of course, mainly because of the dynamite rhythm section.
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Polymorphously perverse and ecstatically peaceful Sonic Youth in general.

Sorry, (I'm) too waylaid to go on about much else.

at least at the moment

Everyneurotic^^ No, not literally about fucking. Otherwise you'd just have to list about 99% of songs currently in the charts. I meant songs that made you horny or were good soundtracks to the, er, deed. (Atari and Cantankerous have the right idea, the filthy swines!)

i know, i was just listening to the aidan moffat album and, i love him and arab strap dearly, but about 9 songs deep i said "man!! stop talking about shagging already!" not in the mood right now, i guess.

but anyhoo, back to the original intent:

radiohead - amnesiac
zero 7 - first two albums

will mention more later, i don't like listening shiton of stuff anymore, unless it's a stupid thread and i'm making fun of the threadmaker, of course not the case here.

radiohead - myxomatosis (specifically)

"she screwed me in a vice" is such a good line

Good lord, I'm doing an impression of Meg Ryan in 'that' scene from When Harry Met Sally. Nurse, the screens!:eek:

Most stuff by Gainsbourg.

Davy's doin' one too; Mick is on fire! Best BBC session eva!?!:)

The Stooges' Little Doll, Sonic Youth's Shaking Hell and Halloween, The Cramps Human Fly and The Scientists' Solid Gold Hell are just dirty as fuck, literally.

Solid Gold Hell should come with a free condom, for sure http://youtube.com/watch?v=x61eIXPzyGA

Should really stick something by Suicide in there somewhere, maybe Rocket USA.

BUSINESS TIME - FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS

yeeaaahhhhh boooiiiiii

Rock music, in general, in that it's rock (fuck) music is (well, mostly, in a sense (at least)) all good (relatively) for fuckin', no?

then there's the funk which is even more specifically soul rock fuck music, but sometimes it's a cheesy fuck ha, sometimes the best, just depends on the funk...

...really should have used the adverbial modifier "especially."

as in...
Not so much songs about fucking, as songs that are especially good to fuck to.


am i right, or am i right? haha

just bustin' balls


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(obnoxious)
sorry

Given the option, I'd say you're right. Which isn't to say that Bohemian Rhapsody has ever done much for me in that department, I gotsta say.

The obvious: Portishead
The maybe not obvious: Breeders "Last Splash" (Maybe "Title Tk," I never tried that). There's just something about the semi-aggressive, semi-wasted-sounding chugging of that album that proved to be an unexpectedly perfect soundtrack to a naughty, sloppy drunken hook-up in my college dorm smoking lounge.
Also, I may have mentioned this before somewhere, but "Hey" by the Pixies is an incredibly sexy-sounding song to me, regardless of the lyrics.

Maybe these choices reveal my sexual preference (and in this case, I don't mean orientation)--I've never been turned on by romance or lovey-dovey, overtly sexual music. I like things that make it feel shameful, dirty, or otherwise inappropriate.

sonic death
big black
royal trux
cat power (90s cat power)
merzbow
bardo pond

Whitehouse

i'll have to try that

When my wife and I started dating we would listen to Weezer while having sex.

Weezer sex makes nerd babies.

You must be the most utterly terrorfying lay in the world.

hell no on the merzbow fucking

haha

actually i take that back. that would be excellent.

How about... a BEAT?

fucking in time to music is corny


i'm adding windy & carl to my list of fucking music

Plenty of beating during a Merzbow sex session.

i second that motion

I agree, but you need something kinda driving y'know, to keep the show on the road so to speak. Also, fuck in time to some Happy Hardcore track and someones going to get injured.

I remember having my itunes on shuffle and Black Sabbath's Iron Man came on. Possibly the most ridiculous song to try and fuck to ever.

And T&B's point about fucking to a beat is a very good one.

Pussy Galore's beat-less 'Spit n Shit' is a great screw-scape.

I'm conservative when it comes to this. Some good moody light and melodic ambient would do the trick. Biosphere, probably? Actually, I tried it with Shuttle 358 a couple of times and everything was just fine.

'Is he live or dead?' ha ha ha

With the right partner, Throbbing Gristle can be more than workable.

^yes
also just any rock in general that's good...stones, ac/dc, led zep, stooges, deep purple

black sabbath would be a bit ridiculous though. i'd probably burst out laughing
ladies and gentlemen, never leave your itunes on shuffle when fucking

"knives out" specifically too.


i see your whitehouse and raise you a taint. their last album is called sex sick for fuck's sake.

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massive attack's mezzanine was involved one day and it was really weird, kinda superflous, you know. i guess it's too typical for sexin', innit?

on that other note, what about fucking to a fast odd time beat, like old dillinger escape plan and ruins? that should be interesting.

i think if i had to listen to mick jagger sing i'd lose my boner instantly

ahahaha

shut up.

gwar