McDonalds shouldn't be allowed to call the "chicken" on their menu chicken
 

it's freaking criminal. They're basically lying.

animal by-product paste more like

why, did you eat it? if so that was a bad idea. the only thing i will eat from there is cheeseburgers or fries or breakfasts.

so, we all know mcdonalds is shit fat junk food; if we eat it we are knowingly eating shitty fatty garbaged up junk, therefore why even question what they call their food

general rule of thumb should be that if you know that nothing that shape is found naturally on a chicken, you shouldn't eat it or probably even touch it/think about eating it/etc.

ADM!!!

nothing the shape of a hamburger is found anywhere on a cow! so should we not eat these either?

I said chicken, not cow. Cow-meat patties are fair game. I was refering to chicken squares, nuggest, bites, dippers.

I should probably state that I quit eating chicken for over a year after a week of bad experiences with European chicken dishes and cheeseburgers are the reason that I fail at being a vegitarian.

just clarifying

i quit eating chicken too, it makes me ill and it just does not taste that good.

I love chicken, it is the only meat I really eat.

The only kind I can halfway eat now is Japanese chicken. Any other kind just makes me gag.

Wow, from hating McDonald's to all type X meat. You are all a weird lot. I don't think there is a McDonald's in this city and I would only get a vanilla ice cream from their menu if they did. But I'll still go down the block to some Indian place and bask in the glory that is meat.

Unless you're prepared to pay top dollar, all meat now is shit, at least in so far as it's virtually tasteless.

Saying that, a few slices of lightly grilled standard supermarket grade bacon in a crusty roll with brown sauce and a cup of tea is heaven itself.

One thing that's always disappointed me about American fast food is it's lack of appreciation of the common crusty roll.


Against which the 'bap' simply cannot compare

I go there seriously once in a blue moon. I recently went and I saw they had "chicken tenders" and therefor thought it would be ok. But even the non super processed meat was awful.

I go through fast food more often than I should because I go with my Dad to flea markets and to pick up furniture, and since we usually have to be back to the antique store ASAP afterwards, we don't have time to go to a place to sit down.

I really wish there was some sort of fast food place with a better menu. Give me some corned beef and swissed on rye grilled with some sun chips.

chicken breasts can be cut into little portions (or half or whatever), thus it can loose it's shape and it's still chicken.

not saying mcdonald's is, just saying one can prepare chicken without it retaining it's form.

Of course.

I don't really care about the form, quite so much the taste. Which is awful.

Chicken nuggets, in some cases btw can actually be good. McNuggets never can though.

I never eat at McDonalds. Never ever.

they shouldn't but they do so what are you going to do about it? they're never going to change it just because you don't like it.

don't eat it. don't eat any of that shit.

exactly.


well, sorta-- in an industrial way yes. but when i was a kid my mom used to make this chiken & turkey croquettes that were fucking awesome. basically a way to use leftover meat from a roast. oh so yummy.


lies.

if you can suggest a better name for mcdonalds various chicken products, i will back your lunatic campaign wholeheartedly

ha ha. maybe both of you guys could apply for work at their marketing department.

"i'll have a box of chicken mcturds, filth fries & a corn syrup sludge please"

me likey my chiken.
the wife cooks it well.

when i was a kid i had a job catching chickens. they are kept in horrible conditions, but once a chicken has shit in your face, you lose all sympathy for all chickens forever.

mmm shitty job

oops no pun intended:D

mcwhatthefucks with cheese dipping serum ....
mcdodgy mcchickenpieces with potato scrotum (sorry french fried scrotum)
mcenumbersandfuckallmilkshakes with a side order of bleeauughhhherghs
and finally a big mac with nothing but gherkins and mustard... mmmmmmmmm

I call my McNuggets "Sylvia" - "Hey, bro, 6 Sylvia Nuggets for me - I've laid out tha chedda on the counter, you got me, seen?"

I got a cheeseburger from McDonalds the other day and it actually looked like the one on the picture. It satisfied me greatly, almost to the point of satisfaction I get from typing the word 'quantitatively'.

thats quite a lot from the menu. astronaught food is like the prophecy of Ezekiel, it tastes sweet in the mouth but is bitter to the belly! I have been guilty of eating this garbage, but who isnt?

I have an unhealthy (in more ways than one) addiction to fast food. It's one of the many things about myself that I really wish I could change.

1. Develop a taste for better, healthier food. You'll realize what you've been eating is shit.

2. Self-hypnosis. Seriously. Associate it with something you find distasteful. You'll find you no longer crave it. At least not as much.

3. Force yourself to stop. The less you eat of it, the less you want it.

4. Exercise. There's something about getting fit that makes your body not crave this stuff. Or at least not as much.

i've been told that mcnuggets in the u.s. are horrendous monstrosities but the ones here i actually like; in fact, i ate burger king last saturday but got mcnuggets because they are better than the chicken tenders or whatever they are called at bk. it was a good meal.

thats hardly anything from the menu bc the only thing i eat off the breakfast menu is pancakes which i don't think i've actually eaten in 8 or 9 years.

ok so cheeseburger/fries is it. and you cant fuck up soda so sprite or orange soda. (fountain sprite is absolutely delicious i might add, much better than the shit in can/bottle)

but yeah. mcdonalds tastes good when youre eating it but every time AFTER i eat it i want to fucking throw up. so i avoid it generally.
grays papaya ftw.

speaking of astronaut food...anyone ever had freeze-dried ice cream? It's really tasty but the whole idea of eating warm and dry ice cream is a bit unnerving.

Sounds like something Enid would say

Pack yourself lunches.