On the last day of work you should...?
 

Its mine soon but what would you do?

Go crazy on their asses. Tell the manager off.

Pretend to be incredibly sad that you're leaving especially to people you didn't get on with. Be teary eyed. Make it really awkward. Be really serious when you say "we must stay in touch".

Have cake? Fuck man, I skipped out halfway through the last day of my last job. Told them a lie about packing my car because I was moving and needed to hit the road asap.

I like the way you think.

I say hire someone else to pose as you for your last day. that way you get to sleep in and your coworkers get to try to figure out why there is a hobo in your workspace.

Repaint or ruin the boss 'car :

 

 

 

 

steal

That is brilliant.

Leave a few pounds of ground meat stuffed with eggs and milk in an awkward to reach/notice heat vent .

my last day of work is in 12 or 13 days. i'll probably just treat it like any other day. just with more bragging i guess.

looks fucking awesome

i'd keep it that way!

Well back in my days when I worked for BR all I though about when they fired me was to destroy every pretty display in the store telling the store worker to leave that shit there & then telling the manager to pick up all those shirts & fold them. That never worked, I managed to make them fire me over the phone. I told them don't waste my time & money going over there to tell me something that you can tell me over the phone...

you worked where??

awesome!!

I just did as little as possible and booked it out of there at the end of my shift.

skip it?

Secretly bring in a dildo and leave it somewhere without anyone noticing. Maybe your boss's office or in a cubicle in the men's toilets.

steal shit

Spend the whole day posting on Gossip.

I steal quite a bit already, stationary etc and get free postage but how tempting is it to run amok?

Just stare at everyone and don't say a word even when you're spoken to.

get pissed and trash the office. then be all lovey and apologetic.

i would do that. totally.
who cares if there's space? knock all the dustbins and shit over with your skates.

have sex on your desk.

Kiss everyone, even those you don't care about or know while you have saliva dripping from your mouth.

Accidentally I have just pointed the telephone handset towards the office fan and held it for a few seconds because a person was being rude.

Sadly no room to rollerskate but I could open a packet of prawns and leave them somewhere nice and warm. Only thing with that is I wont get to see the results.

Yes any type of shellfish is pretty wrong, infact most types of fish are pretty gross.

Ok so I plan to drink a few guinnes's at lunch then let nature take its course.

Right I don't know if this is possible but set up a three way phone call with someone without them knowing, with the third phone being another one in the same office an which is near to the main one you're using. Then when the person you are talking is talking stick the two phones together, earpiece to mouthpiece, and I think you should get some feedback.