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Favourite ways of dying
How would you like to die, if you had no chance of survival?
Hospice helped dying man lose his virginity By Stewart Payne Last Updated: 6:16PM GMT 31/01/2007  Nick Wallis: paid for prostitute A young disabled man who receives care for his life-limiting illness at a hospice run by a nun spoke yesterday of his decision to use a prostitute to experience sex before he dies. Sister Frances Dominica gave her support to 22-year-old Nick Wallis, who was born with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. Sufferers usually die by their thirties. Mr Wallis told staff at the Douglas House hospice in Oxford that he wanted to experience sexual intercourse. He explained that he had hoped to form an intimate and loving relationship with a woman, but his disability had acted as a barrier. He told The Daily Telegraph: "It was a decision two years in the making and I discussed it with my carers and my parents. Telling my mother and father was the hardest part, but in the end they gave me their support. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...virginity.html |
hahaha
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abacination, please.
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gots to get a taste before you die! good for him!
I would prefer to die of ancient old age. |
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I hadn't enough options to put ''die laughing'' on there too. Good one. |
Guillotine.
Dramatic, messy but not excessively vulgar, relatively painless, and you get to see if the severed head has conciousness for a moment after the decapitation. |
I want to die fighting a war in my eighties.
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It reminds me of a great TV moment from a year back when it had been arranged for a kid with cancer, who'd always dreamed of going to Disney World, to visit the theme park. The presenter, Gabby Roslin, came to tell him of his trip, asking him what he'd most like to see in the world, to which he replied, "your tits."
good work fellah.  (Gabby with Terry Wogan, and a bear!) |
Hhaha. I'm going to start watching children in need or whatever that is.
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I wouldn't mind exploding or dying in a plane crash. No way I'd like to survive a plane crash, though, 'cause it means that I'd have to munch on dead bodies till my pulse would give up.
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Unless it crashes in London.
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Plus you'd probably be covered in massive burns. I believe the few minutes it takes the plane to plunge into ground would be quite unpleasant; it would hurt your ears like hell. |
I want to fall to my death.
I wonder if I can get our hospice to do shit like that? |
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Then he'd have to munch on dead chav bodies. |
wild west shootoff where i die because i get outnumbered and out of bullets. but i kill a shitload of guys and go down in fame.
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Shot by Lee Van Cleef in a Mexican stand-off.
Edit: Great minds, Buzzo ... |
death by firing squad
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fuckin a! good for him |
I read once about an older Australian dude who was so into sex that one day he pulled, took this lady to his place, and when the lady grabbed his cock he got so excited and turned on that he had a heart attack.
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i want to die an honourable death
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Rectal prolapse? |
toilet & bowels is a klingon
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in a war of sorts. not with guns or bombs or anything, makeshift weapons and in the streets.
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i want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting for my country.
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As long as its painless and quick then I dont really mind. I dont want to be hanging around if you know what I mean?
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all i know is that this is how i want my existence to be perpetuated:
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either zombie outbreak or in a reenactment of this great idea:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Reichelt |
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