Unskinny Rock'n'Roll is Just Wrong, Basically.
 

I'm fed up with the way fatness is coming to become acceptable in RnR. I say this as someone who could do with losing a few pounds myself, but I'm not on stage. When I was growing up, bands looked nice and skinny:



Now it's all pleasing plumpness, and it just looks shit basically:



Forget what it's doing to our hearts, the supersize option is fucking up RnR.

Thin as a rail, and just so happens to be a rock and roll legend.

But then again, this guy is fatter than fuck and still satisfies;

Bet he cant do the Chuck Berry duck walk without falling over though.

YOUR THESIS HOLDS NO WATER

Of course it doesn't. But I'll bet the fuck he did.

Besides, the fucker died in a plane crash. Of course he did. Surprised it even managed to take off. The fat bastard.

Because of the combined weight of him and Richie Valens, Buddy Holly died. RnR killing motherfucker.

im calling bullshit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQbUE...eature=related

Skinny twat:

Fat rock n roll god:

skinny but dead because of Valens and the Big Bopper's eating habits.

I'm sure his death would come to him as a surprise, considering he's still alive.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fats_Domino

fatness isn't as bad as the sideways swept haircuts. What's up with that?

I'm talking about long hair that looks like it's been windswept into the guy's face, from the side, but it's held there with spray or something. I see this in young "indie" bands all the time. Just bad, bad, bad.

Not at all, he had to lay down in the back of the van because he was sick when it crashed. Probably after two minutes of duck walking like a half inflated basketball. Fat kills RnR, AGAIN!

Let's not quibble over minor details like facts.

You were mixing Fats up with Big Bopper.

Still, they all look the same I suppose.

Then again.
Fat twat:

^behind a platter of ribs they do, definitely.

I must stop starting threads when Im this drunk

not that he could actually play or do much of anything for that matter but he came to mind.



skinny as hell but had some big ol titties

They both look uttely fantastic in those pics

Patti Smith being FAR too amazing.

cheekbones.

patti's twin brother:

As drunken threads go, I think this is one of he better ones.

Better than some 17 year old whining about nobody loving them.

Nobody loves me and I want to die. Here's a picture of my cat. the only thing that understands me

Loving the avatar Pookie

Looks like a female version of yours. Exactly the same expresssion and very similar hair.

Hmmm, maybe I'm gay for ol' Copey without actually realising it.

he looks like kurt cobain in that picture.

Fuckin hell, maybe I'm gay for Kurt Cobain too. This is bollocks. I'm gonna go and get some counciling tomorrow I think.
Shit, I just saw this. You can get a Kurt Cobain Sim now.

i've made many a kurt cobain sim in my day.

I wanna make a Jennifer Herrema one. Mine always end up either pissing themselves, setting things on fire or missing deadlines. Sounds like JH would be an ideal persona.

mine do that too. i like to trap them and then kill them.

Haha. I've never tried that.

Anyway, here's another beautiful person:

Hey! Johnston's best music came from when he was a skinny psychotic mess not as a medicated, obese mess.

those were the days. like when he got arrested in new york and sonic youth had to come save him?

Y'all need help.

Patti's Easter album cover got me through a few lonely nights.

with all that armpit hair?

gross.

gross gross gross.

no, GMKU speaketh the truth for many a lad, I assure you.

can i stop shaving my armpits and such now, and plucking my eyebrows as well?

You mean you haven't already? God Cantankerous, you're soooooo 2007