The Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud Appreciation Thread
 

She is lovely. We must have her!!

slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
that I got no cerebellum

Think about it. She must know millions of people in the biz. SY are a fairly big band. So if this campaign gets bigger. She gets to hear about it through some producers son or something. She becomes a member as a bit of a gimmick, but then realises she's appreciated, gets hooked on the arguments and then bingo!

I woke early one morning,
the earth lay cool and still
when suddenly a tiny bird
perched on my window sill.

He sang a song so lovely
so carefree and so gay,
that slowly all my troubles
began to slip away.

He sang of far off places
of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
crept slowly out of bed,
and gently lowered the window
and crushed his fucking head.

How can it not work!? I'm sure she'll love it, her latent secret alternative leanings will emerge. She'll start listening to jazz. Oh it will be ever so brilliant!




Fuck I need to sleep, but no Nicola Roberts won't let me.

Around... all around
The shadows gather
My dread grows as the stoke of death
Falls against my naked soul.
It slays me,
And darkly my essence drips
To the wicked earth
That is my prison.
In numbness I beg forgiveness
While death's shadow looms.
Now alone, my soul falls
Upon darkened eyes.
This... is my hell.
So be wellcome, my casa es su casa
we have cookies and sour milk.

No Roberts! No Sleep!

Oh, the debut EP on Ecstatic Peace, the Fushitsusha T shirt as she announces her departure from Girls Aloud.

Sad eyed lady of the lowlands:

What a fucking munter.

Right that's all for me tonight. I didn't sleep last night and now shall dream of talking to Nicola Roberts about Schopenhauer (is that pushing it a bit?.....Nah, she reads Schopehnauer, definitely).

By the powers of feedback we shall release her from the evil one's vile influence!

Why have you got a blind woman as your avatar?

We're not snobs like you, only going for "cool" girls.

Munter lover.

Get off her now you Radical Feminist! We'll show her real enpowerment.

She could join Faust. Fuck!

It's all about Kimberley, you dolts!

Sorry but not all that pretty.

Isn't she from Runcorn? What a shithole!

and she's got ginger pubes

T & B - maybe she shaves her minge?

what do you reckon the odds are on that though?

Let me ask this guy:




"I give you 11-2 odds on this mare, Melly. As for the other fillies, well, I'd put my odds in them, sorry, on them".

the only ginge i've ever slept with had the good grace to shave her flange.


let's face it though, there's no way on earth that harding doesn't shave herself

"Shave her flange"? That's hilarious! Sir, consider at least a couple of drinks bought for you next time we meet!

Some interesting developments in a related subject:

http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?...mentid=8668241

Yes! The cracks are beginning to show. Roberts' joining Sunburned Hand of the Man is surely now imminent.

Nicola, we need you for a question.

Apparantly she's busy on the Fall site at the moment, sorting out what's the better album between Hex and Dragnet. I love her more and more by the hour, finding stuff like that out


You can see she's not comfortable with the Alouds.

You can see the imminent mental breakdown, due to the oppressive fame and touring regime, in her face.

I still think if this carries on long enough, Roberts is gonna find out, and then that's it. I've got a semi boner just speculating on her choice of avatar.

I'll bet she ends up really rating Bad Moon Rising.

How can she not find out? The collective unconscious or something will inform her or word of mouth or some such. Hahah.

Definitely would be her favourite album. With Evol or Washing Machine as close seconds (in my opinion).

If we keep mentioning her name eventually this site will be pretty high up when you google it.


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Evol, definitely. Not sure with WM. She'll write off Rather Ripped straight away though. Obviously not her thing. I wonder if she got some Branca at the weekend.


So uncomfortable!

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Oh of course, hold couldn't she write it off? She has taste you know.

yeah, pretty soon when we start to google image her name, its gonna lead straight here.

Shit! type in nicola roberts sonic youth on google. Its started!

Had to chuck this one back on there