Say Something Negative About Something
 

It's fun.

I hate fun

You cunt.

Tosser.

Fudge Packer.

Fish tickler.

Pookie is a jerk.

Savage is a poof.

Scallywag. Yeah I'm old school.

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Twat.

Arsehole!

Cum-rots.

You twit, poof.

Youre all fucking jebturrets

I hate nectarines.

AIDS-basket.

Can I just point out that 'jerk' is the shittest insult imaginable?

Thanks, y'gash-munchers.

My neighbours are in their twenties but the decor of their house is that of a ninety year old spinster. Very tasteful, lots of pot plants.

Glice is a Bono supporter.

Hippy fucks.

If only they were, that'd be much more interesting.

I get a little bit frustrated when the cup of coffee on my desk turns out to be a cold one.

I fucking hate ants.

Good one. Or when you think about makng a cup of coffee but don't actually get round to doing it.

Then you reach down to have a slurp before remembering that you didn't actually get round to making it.

haha. can't say that's happened to me before.

It's worse when you think something's fine to drink but there's ashes, cigarette butts, or spit and loogie in it.

That's never happened to me, but I'd rather drink cold coffee.

I don't like Rather Ripped.

i fucking hate hippies. they're actually the most hate-filled of all.

I think emo-kids are more hateful than hippies...;)

i hate them too, but hippies preach (whine) about understanding and open-mindedness... and they're all just a bunch of fucking haters.

wednesday, i am supposed to start handing out little 4th of july resin bears dressed like betsy ross. i hate them. it's fucking stupid and i won't do it. i hate them so much i'm throwing them in the trash and pretending that i handed them out because i hate my boss. she has no fucking taste anyway. she has a room filled with beanie babies and the rest of her house is decorated for xmas year round.

ha ha, i know im supposed to say something negative but that was awesome.

as for the rest of you shitheads, you're a bunch of sorry, negative, butthurt mental lepers-- especially that pookie snot.

I'm trying to get the right 'fit' with my CV for the job I'm going for.

I'm feeling pretty darned negative about it I can tell you.

The Moors murderers were bang out of order for what they did.

Watched this yesterday:

It was rubbish.

Rastaman vibration is positive, Live if you wanna live,
InI vibrations is positive, you've got to have a good vibe,


if you get down and you quarrel every day, you're saying prayers to the devils I say! why not help one another along the way, make it a little bit easier...

said you just can't live in that negative way, if you know what I mean,
so make way, for the positive day,
cuz its a new day
and its a new times,
and if a new feeling
then its a New Zion!

are you picking up?
are you picking up now...

My dad has told me he did that once (cigarette butts).

ipods are most likely not worth the hassle.