When will Cantankerous stop being such a prissy little bitch?
 

When?

Poll coming. . .

Oh, jesus christ...

Boycott this thread, everybody.

never.

when will you stop obsessing over it?

we all know the answer to that.

never.

typical prissy bitch answer

to a typical douchebag question

so, how bout them colts

The Quantum of Solace. Out in November.

Cool. I need to brush up on my Bond.

i agree

posting in this thread is irresponsible

cruel

and entirely unjustified.

i was gonna vote "never" but then no, life changes you-- so i would say when shit happens, which is not the same as someone packing her fudge in, you fucking disgusting misogynist.

what i mean is life smacks you in the face and teaches you a lesson and then you have to eat shit & learn that your own grandiosity was a dream. she hasn't been cut down yet but will eventually-- in the meantime let her enjoy her own naivety, no?

the question is-- what about it burns you so much about it though? in what ways does she chafe you? i mean, this poll might ultimately end up saying more about you than about her.

The only one you really need to see--the only one that's any good at all--is the last one, Casino Royale. Definitely see that before you go to Quantum, because Quantum is a follow-on to the plot of Royale.

much how I read it myself, so kudos

specrtaldouchebag needs to get laid

which is probably not going to be happening any time soon

There is no bad James Bond movie. That's like saying there are bad zombie movies.

I got laid (layed?) recently. It was aight.

i'll straighten her out on the island... do you hear me woman? when i make coconut crusted crab cakes over an open fire, you will wash our coconut dishes and you will wash them without sass.

Oh, I've seen quite a few of them. The only ones that I think are really all that great are Goldeneye and Casino Royale. Not a Moore or Dalton fan and the jury's still out on Connery.

and bad B-movies

There are bad zombie movies.

Revenge of the Dead/Zeder is actually probably the worst film I've ever seen. Not to mention Children of the Living Dead, which is hilarious but terrible. Zombie High is abyssmal. Zombie Island Massacre SUCKS. Garden of the Dead SUCKS. Flight of the Living Dead is awful. Etc.

lowest common denominator says:

not enough lube.

i don't have a problem doing that.
i like to be straightened out once in awhile.

I hope that she'll become worse and worse.

I haven't even seen those, and I already love them.

old old old zombie movies are always good

and movies like plan 9 from outer space

great, cuz i hate doing dishes... actually... i guess we won't have to do them, as we can just carve initials into each bowl so we don't mix them up... i wont be wanting your germs and stuff

Don't think I've seen Goldeneye.

I've probably seen quite a few Bond movies. I hate the Connery ones. Too gimmicky, too Hefner-Playboy-ish.

Over the past ten years, as Pierce took over, I kept going, thinking, This time they'll do it right. This time it won't be full of gadgets and unreal plot-lines. This time it will be gritty and real and well-written. A couple of them made it about 1/3 through like that and then everything went to hell. The elaborate sci-fi gadgets came out, the villian became all Super-Villainy.

Casino Royale is the only Bond movie I've ever seen that holds up from start to finish as a gritty, real, spy thriller. Its test is that you could take out all the Bond references and make it another spy thriller and it would still be great. It's a great story first, and a Bond movie second. That's what makes it so good.

One time I was watching Goldfinger with my girlfriend, and Connery spanked a girl for no reason so I laughed outloud in a kind of "that was awesome" way. She wasn't too happy. I think some people just skip over the humor in it.

Most of those old Bond movies are just plain sexist and stupid.

But the video games were good.

i wouldn't mind if sean connery walked by me and slapped my ass

That's not what your mother said last night Trebek!

ha ha ha

you kinky necrophile!

you just made julian even more jealous.

Cantank, when are you going to post a photo of your Eva Green impressioin. You can do Eva Green, can't you.

you always forget to mention this:


Well, I'm superlate and the game already started, I'm going outta here, have fun with the fun threads and so on.

he's not dead!
is he?

What exactly does 'pack her fudge in' mean? It sounds painful, whatever it is.