when will crypto stop being such a pimp?
 

huh?

Leave him alone. He's medicated.

The day these kinds of threads stop existing, probably.

Probably never.

Leave him, I said. Or I'll track you down.

i'll make it monsoon on all you ho's

crypto's gonna be pimpin till the day he dies

Some guys get all the breaks.

Got to watch out though...

there are occupational hazards, for sure...

i make it rain

wow that phone between the ass cheeks is hilarious for some reason.

pimpin aint easy... (with a broken leg)

Canes! Oh, the possibilities, Crypto!

It's even harder in a wheelchair.

Do you have a pimp cane now? With your broken leg and all?

EDIT: I'm slow.

I should totally get one

For a second there I read pedophile. I was like not crypto.

all i want to do in life is party with you, crypto. call me.

Send me your number

Are you in the states, Jade?

Shit, your name is jade? I know someone named jade.

I know someone named Scorpion...

and our new president is BARAKA

It's like a weird twilight zone where the pasttimes of my child hood dont go away but become the future of the established world!

sorry.

our new president is John. thats pretty bland

Fan of Wilhelm Reich are you?

Totally and fully. You don't want to just get half a pimp cane.