If a vampire bites another vampire, what would happen?
 

please help.
both answering the question and teaching me some consecutio temporum, thanks.

They'd say, "hey... y'know... this doesn't feel 'right', does it? I think we need to go our own ways, branch out a little."

Nothing would happen.

A vampire biting a human turns a human into a vampire -- a vampire biting a vampire wouldn't turn a vampire into a vampire.

Also, vampires feed on human blood.. no interest in vampire blood (do vampires even bleed?).

It's more interesting to think of a vampire sucking the blood of someone with AIDS, as in the wonderful film sucker: the vampire.

some people write about erotic scenarios where vampires biting vampires is kinda like a sex act.

yeah, like that buffy episode where she discovers that angel goes to that club to get sucked (not in penis-suck mode), right?

It gets super-aids

They have sexy vampire parties




or they end up like this idiot

hahaha.

they explode.

i thought vampire blood was poison to other vampires?

Arousal?

double vampires

doy!

diarrhea, i guess.

vampires feed on blood, they don't transfuse it, they digest it.
and supposedly they're dead, so they don't have any fresh blood.


but go on with lesbian vampire pornography.

but doesn't one became a vampire if he drinks the blood of a vampire? A bit is not enough. Fluids exchange. = porn.

Yeah, according to Anne Rice, first the vampire has to suck your blood, then you have to suck their blood.

Oh man, that is the sexiest thing I have ever seen. Love those eye ball nipples ;)

EDIT: On the subject of vampires sucking each others blood:

I have also heard that to even become a vampire, a vampire has to suck your blood and then you suck theirs.

I want a pet bat.

Now that would creep people out.

The flying foxes seem cool. Like....well...a fox with wings.

A pet bat would be awesome, especially after all this rain.
It would hang out on my shoulder and attack any mosquito that dared to come near me.

Oh man, see that's amazing. You'd probably never get a bug bite again (or at least not as many as prebat times)

I'd prefer bug bites than guano stains.

Do people not sell guano for lots of money?

I dunno, I learn to make guano soup or something.

:fuckyou::fuckyou::fuckyou:horrible little shits

Oh come on, they're cute as buttons.

riley, not angel.

Indeed!

bat guano is like he best fertilizer ever.

T&B, I'll go hide under a rock.

This is what I figured.

Anngella, they look like little snuggle bugs haha :D


See, I'll make money sell the shit, freak people out, and meet cool bat loving people all at the same time.

this thread turned from sexy to creepy

says the guy with creepy signatures ever a-changing :D

here you go, cheer up:

her teeth qualify her for this thread:

terrible actress, great cleavage, and almost always chooses interesting roles. I like her.

i'd pee in her butt

I'm too busy wondering if God could microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it.

i entertained the idea of having a pet bat like ten years ago, but it wasn't such a good one.

i'd like to take this opportunity to express my total repulsion for anything written by anne rice.

If a mortal bites another mortal, nothing happens, but pain.
Mortals have no power.
Vampires have powers.
If a vampire bites a mortal, the mortal becomes a vampire.
So if a vampire bites another vampire, the bitten one turns into a mortal.
Cuz vampires have powers.

This being said, intelligent answers should not be avoided since the percentage of vampires in our civilisation has increased incessantly in the last couple of months.
Authorities won't divulge the proper figures, but sources have it that vampires have taken over in some European areas and in the Philippines.
And starving vampires (such as nicfit, whose question wasn't innocent) start wondering wether they could eat each other.
Hope this helped.

Yours truly,
the Werewolf

Some bats actually look like that?!!!!!!!!!!!! That's nuts!