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floatingslowly 07.08.2008 12:56 PM

Let's talk about dog porn
 
Dog sex tapes lead to arrests


TULSA — A woman who was charged with committing felony crimes against nature was arrested this morning after police were notified of more than 150 homemade movies of the Tulsa County woman engaging in various sex acts with dogs.

Donald Roy Seigfried, 55 and Diane Sue Whalen, 54, were charged with the crime, which deals with bestiality.
Whalen, 54, was arrested this morning and booked into the Tulsa County Jail.
Seigfried, whom police describe as her partner in the movie productions, was arrested and released on a $10,000 bond Tuesday.
Authorities were notified of the tapes after Whalen’s son accidentally stumbled onto one of the movies and then alerted the sheriff's department. The tapes, along with three dogs -- a Labrador, a blue heeler and a mixed breed -- were also taken into custody. Bowman said his office is recommending that they be taken away from the suspects and be put down.



 




FOLLOW UP: the dogs in question have been granted a stay of execution. stay. good dog.

Savage Clone 07.08.2008 12:59 PM

 

floatingslowly 07.08.2008 01:03 PM

you know yr in a bad place if you can honestly say that you wish you found a sex tape of yr mom with some guy.

pbradley 07.08.2008 01:04 PM

I would love to call her son a sonofabitch.

floatingslowly 07.08.2008 01:05 PM

these were male dogs, you sicko.

✌➬ 07.08.2008 01:06 PM

I guess.

acousticrock87 07.08.2008 01:10 PM

Felony crimes against nature? What a euphamistic perspective...

!@#$%! 07.08.2008 01:11 PM

how is fucking a dog a crime? wouldn't the dog be happy he's getting fucked? i mean-- you can't get a hardon if you're not excited, right?

just saying...

meanwhile, chimpy is trying to open up some montana wild forests to sprawl. now that's rape.

!@#$%! 07.08.2008 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
 



ha ha ha ha aHWAT THE FUCK?????????

that is disgusting/hilarious/disgusting/hilarious at a fast speed

floatingslowly 07.08.2008 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
how is fucking a dog a crime? wouldn't the dog be happy he's getting fucked? i mean-- you can't get a hardon if you're not excited, right?


this sounds exactly like the arguement against male rape!!

!@#$%! 07.08.2008 01:13 PM

holy shit the dogs were arrested too. will they get jail terms?

✌➬ 07.08.2008 01:13 PM

America, I luvs it.

acousticrock87 07.08.2008 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
holy shit the dogs were arrested too. will they get jail terms?

Haha I thought that at first too, but the dogs were merely "taken into custody" with the tapes. Too bad...

floatingslowly 07.08.2008 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
holy shit the dogs were arrested too. will they get jail terms?


they have to be "evaluated" by a vet before they can be placed in homes.

how exactly does one go about evaluating these dogs?

I guess if you can crawl around on the floor without being mounted by one of them, they are good.


btw....one of the dogs is named "Lucky". judging by the photo....not so much.

pbradley 07.08.2008 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
these were male dogs, you sicko.

But she was playing the role of the bitch, get it?

!@#$%! 07.08.2008 01:15 PM

TULSA, eh?

what state was that in? :D

pbradley 07.08.2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
how is fucking a dog a crime? wouldn't the dog be happy he's getting fucked? i mean-- you can't get a hardon if you're not excited, right?

just saying...

meanwhile, chimpy is trying to open up some montana wild forests to sprawl. now that's rape.

Dude.

Man-dog hybrids.

Nobody wants those.

crprte.idnty 07.08.2008 01:16 PM

i watched linda loveless dog fucker once.

acousticrock87 07.08.2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
Dude.

Man-dog hybrids.

Nobody wants those.

I beg to differ...

!@#$%! 07.08.2008 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
Dude.

Man-dog hybrids.

Nobody wants those.


why not?

they could bring you the newspaper AND read it to you

 

!@#$%! 07.08.2008 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acousticrock87
I beg to differ...


hey! you beat me to it while i was looking for the photo.

grrrrrr.....

pbradley 07.08.2008 01:18 PM

acousticrock87 wants to fuck dogs

And so does !@#$%^&*()_

floatingslowly 07.08.2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crprte.idnty
i watched linda loveless dog fucker once.


hubba hubba!

!@#$%! 07.08.2008 01:19 PM

should i repost this? the last post of the page always gets lost...

 

pbradley 07.08.2008 01:20 PM

Looks like a guy that won't shut up and shits on the carpet.

floatingslowly 07.08.2008 01:21 PM

kanye? is that you?

Glice 07.08.2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
how is fucking a dog a crime? wouldn't the dog be happy he's getting fucked? i mean-- you can't get a hardon if you're not excited, right?

just saying...

meanwhile, chimpy is trying to open up some montana wild forests to sprawl. now that's rape.


Society tends to protect those with diminished voices. Children, people with specific mental disabilities and the mute. In the case of animals I suspect the crime of inter-species sex will see these dogs put down, though the question of their complicity in the matter is an interesting one.

There was a story of a chappy who was caught by his family having sex with the family dog. Thing was, he was on the receiving end of the 'love'. There's some kids out there who must be absolutely petrified of drunk truth or dare.

Also, I read once that if you rub a dolphin in the right way its belly will turn pink, at which point you're ok to 'enter'. Dolphins have very, very large penises though, so wise to check it's not a chap.

There's another story of a duck, I wish I could remember which sort, that has a penis that's about 15-20 inches, three times its body-length.

I have more animal-sex related anecdotes if anyone's interested.

✌➬ 07.08.2008 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
.

I have more animal-sex related anecdotes if anyone's interested.



Flots iz interested.

greedrex 07.08.2008 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
 

wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:D :eek:

floatingslowly 07.08.2008 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
[yadda....yadda....dolphin penis....yadda....yadda]
I have more animal-sex related anecdotes if anyone's interested.


what a wonderful story!

am I shocked that you apparently keep charts of the comparitive girths of various animals? why, no I'm not!

acousticrock87 07.08.2008 01:26 PM

This thread has effectively made me nauseous.

Glice 07.08.2008 01:36 PM

Cats and dogs have interesting sex organs. Male Dogs have little spikes at the end that come out when they enter, meaning they're clamped in until they ejaculate. Any male dog is a very effective rapist, by certain accounts.

Female Cats, meanwhile, have clamps in their lady hole (I'm likely wrong, but I'm pretty sure it needs a labia to be described as a vagina), which means that they keep hold of their partner until they've had their pleasure.

Female foxes, meanwhile, don't like having sex, which is why they make that awful sound as they're fucking.

floatingslowly 07.08.2008 01:40 PM

omg I so want to fuck a cat now!!

!@#$%! 07.08.2008 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acousticrock87
This thread has effectively made me nauseous.


i would get nauseous too but laughter wins.

this is better than jerry springer.

MellySingsDoom 07.08.2008 02:00 PM

That woman accused of doggy-lovin' looks well ruff.

Anyone seen any of the Bodil films? Pretty, um, interesting in you're into farmyard fun...and what about the guy in Enumclaw, Washington, who literally got buggered to death by a stallion?

pokkeherrie 07.08.2008 02:41 PM

I'll never forget reading a story about the Spanish guy who got crushed by a rock while having sex with a chicken. It was in the school newspaper and it was the first time my young and innocent self was conftronted with this phenomenon of people having sex with animals.

edit:
http://www.pksweb.iofm.net/gal4/fowl.html
I remember the article having a different picture though... imagine how embarassing his funeral must have been... same with the guy who was buggered to death by that stallion.

floatingslowly 07.08.2008 03:07 PM

how does one go about fitting their penis inside a chicken?

no, really.....I want a step-by-step account.

speak slowly please.

Savage Clone 07.08.2008 03:10 PM

I once knew a guy who released a record that had a picture of a guy fucking a chicken on the front.

I also once knew a girl who argued that a man having sex with a female dog is rape because it can be forced on the dog without consent, but a woman having sex with a dog isn't, because they can be enticed to participate willingly.

She was a big animal rights person.

floatingslowly 07.08.2008 03:12 PM

what if the dog puts it in the guy's butt?

hmmm?

WHAT THEN, MS. PETA?

MellySingsDoom 07.08.2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
She was a big animal rights person.


Translation: She bummed dogs with strap-ons. And then blamed a man for it.


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