Sarah Silverman is back up for grabs gentlemen!
 

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

she was clearly too much woman for that sorry sucka

but eh, he got to enjoy the benefits somehow-- the undeserving bastard!

I wonder what happened there.

I also wonder what Silverman saw in Kimmel in the first place, too.

funny people like funny people.

maybe she just got fed up, or maybe he got tired of her shit, or maybe he just couldn't rock her gravy boat.

who knows?

they seemed good together./

noooo! every time i saw them i though "what a waste! give her to MEEEEEE!!!"

so, what yr saying is, I have a chance!


*shoves !@#$%! down a flight of stairs*


STEP BACK - SHE'S MINE.

i never thought she was hot at all.

those pics are um.. pretty good though.

i still don't find her hot... she's not hideous though.

hahahah! by "seemed good" I meant they seemed happy!

but they were NOT! she was just desperate to ditch her idiot and hook up with this hilarious stud named Rob Instigator she has heard so much about.

with husband gone & pursuer distracted, looks like girlgun is up for grabs!



i'm sending her a plane ticket.




hello...

her and kimmel breaking up is probably the only funny thing either one of them has ever done.

that may be true.

she used to crack me up back when she was doing stand-up on letterman 10-15 years ago.

i have not watched her show or movie though.

she wasn't all that funny back in the day either, in my opinion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEb-sXmcMLE

but kimmel isn't funny...

She's a pseudo-sarcastic slut. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's annoying as shit. Just pose in your underwear without trying to cover up the fact that you really, really want people to want you.

sounds good to me!

why call her a slut though? does she sleep around? posing for pics in men's magazines does not automatically slutify ya you know

I know. I tried really hard to think of a better word, but it's the closest I could come up with. I just mean sexual attention-whore or something.

just call her a girl.

Sex sells and everyone has a price.

this would be her slammin yr brown eye with a strap-on!

she looks really nasty, and not in a good way.

It's not that I don't blame her--everyone wants attention. But she acts so smug about it, like she doesn't really care.

But she does.

It's like the girl at the party who takes her shirt off to make fun of girls who take their shirts off, but you know she really just wanted to take her shirt off.

Er...I don't actually know anyone like that, but you get the point.

I just think she's really annoying, unfunny, talentless, not particularly good looking... really, there's nothing enjoyable about her whatsoever.

she IS 37 years old, man. Older ladies know what they want and they know how to get it.

She does look great for 37.

a ,lot of female comedians have to, or feel they have to, try real hard to be "one of the guys", and it can result in a very grating persona.

yeah, plus miley cyrus has more money. like wayyy more

miley cyrus will land you in jail though.

silverman will just leave you with a sore cock for a couple of weeks.

thats why im patient. i can wait three years. miley will get all that money from her daddy's grubby paws, and she will probably go nuts.

I dunno. Sarah isn't that bad, she's just a little too much for my tastes. She's more guyish than I am. But yeah it is a common comedian thing.

Not a fan, of her comedy or her ass.

what about her weird mouth and her bankroll full of disney dollars?

see nobody understands her like i do

I really can't imagine her outside of her act (i.e. being sincere, caring, etc).

And if she is like her act all of the time, that would be just too annoying.

jewish girls be foxxxxy

True. I've met more intelligent and hot Jewish girls than of any other ethnicity or whatever.

not in north carolina

Jewish guys, on the other hand, we don't have it so good.

let's not stereotype-- ive met some really dumb jewish birds too. and not-so-hot ones. believe me, they are out there, in large numbers.

but i'll confess to having exhibited a statistical preference for smart, neurotic, hot, hotheaded & horny jewish girls over the course of my existence. for which i'm endlessly grateful.

You know I would never assume that of all Jewish women. I'm not that optimistic.

Depends on what state you're in.


OH! Who said that?

...ah Tesla beat me to it.