First (Date) Impression...
 

Needless to say, that was the funniest experience ever. I got drunk, HAHAHA. Oh well, whatever. Have you guys ever done something stupid?

i went baby-sitting with my only blind date ever.

never. again.

Hmm. Something stupid, something stupid..

I'll get back to you on that.

OH, I KNOW.

I dated a girl with a Hole tattoo on her neck. She didn't have the tattoo at the time.. but she did dress in that... lolliwhore.. or whatever style.. when she was 15. She showed up (well, her mom dropped her off) at my house in this cut-up whore dress and weird makeup and shit and my mom saw her and was like, "Interesting." We walked to the movie theatre. I thought she was cool. That was the stupid part.

She cheated on me and stuff, I dunno she was a moron.

One time, with my current girlfriend, I got drunk in front of her mom and aunt and her aunt was all telling my girflriend that her nose ring was going to send her to hell.. yes, that my girlfriend having a nose ring is going to send my girlfriend to HELL. So, since I was drunk and in Florida, I started bitching about religion and stuff. That didn't go over well.

I took her to a hospital
It worked though

Mental Hospital?

yeah, i've asked unnecessary & obvious questions before.

I know, I was really shy, didn't know what to ask, or say. Ugh, I'll text him today.

I'm going to bed for an hour or so, then going to work. Still feel drunk.

Come on Synth, sober up mate :p ;)

Getting drunk on a first date is something I'm only too familiar with :o

My original reply was almost identical to this. But I edited it... again, trying to be.. you know.. less negative..

Once a friend of a friend thought I was cute so apparently they conspired to hook her up with me. So what happens is that they all go to the local bar and call my friend and I over but I am completely oblivious to the blind date that was seconds away from happening. I get there, say hello, grab a pint, etc. and then one of my closer friends from the group tells me that mentioned girl has a crush on me so I'm like "oh." Anyways I awkwardly hangout with her while the rest of the gang gives me winks and shit. Problem is that I don't really find her attractive enough to get involved with beyond being a friend (yes, weird gender role reversal here) and try to explain so to her kindly without utterly crushing her.

Anyways her friends still pursued getting us together even after that night so it was all drawn out until the girl left for LA.

sounds like hell.

oh-- that! good luck trying....

nature > nurture.

i have to say however to the members of the jury that i tried too.. which is why mine wasn't the first reply of the thread... i held back, if only for a couple of minutes...

my meanness has decreased considerably, i wonder why...

I've never really done dates, they're my idea of hell.

But at a party one time when I was 17 or therabouts, I was finally talking to this lady I'd been attracted to for a long time. We were drinking, me excessively.

So after a somewhat intellectual and fun chat, we decided to head inside.

I walked smack into a fucking closed patio door.

And that was the end of that chapter.

i wasn't really "mean" though.

ok i didnt realize synth was still drunk & still embarrassed about his performance in the dating game.

 

but the question he asked-- what else could i have answered, with my poor social skills?

he could have done worse though!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZz3vlIZiU

Is that Lou Reed ad the far Right?

i dont know. i wanted to post a picture from "the dating game" but they were all blatantly hetero so i googled "gay dating game" & that turned up.

God it looks like a bad karaoke night.

holy shit this is pathetic/disgusting/awful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbCaY...eature=related

who the fuck claims the 70s were so great?

"filling the air on the sentimental summer days"

jeezus.

In 8th grade, this girl's friends kept trying to make me agree to go out with her. I was still in denial about lovin' the men so I just kept saying no, I wanted them to just go away. Eventually I was annoyed with them, and I just gave in and said yes. I sat with the girl and all her friends once at lunch, didn't say a word, and then the next day she "broke up" with me. Her friends were all concerned for me too. "Are you okay? Are you alright?! I'm so sorry!"

Now I'm a 'mo and she's a dumb scene bitch. I'm trying to find a picture of her.

Found one!

im hetero, but the 16 year old in me still sez NO WAI

whats w/ the meat hooks

dumb scene bitch looks about right ha ha ha

She was pretty normal, even preppy, in 8th grade, which is so weird to think about now.

Well scene bitch is a bad thing, but she seems attractive enough in the picture.

scene bitch usually comes with severe emotional issues, or at least that's my experience.

Oh I've dated severe emotional issues...Yeesh. That's one way to learn how to deal with people.

I can't think of any stupid things that happened on a first date, but there are a ton I'm sure. But one time when I asked a girl out I kind of worded it like "So I'm gonna go to lunch today," and she kinda nodded. Long awkward pause until I finally realized it had to be in question form.

One of my worst was someone telling me they broke up with their b/f and telling me that their last 3 years of bad luck with men was all my fault and that they really wanted to be with me and I said I couldn't be with her because I knew every sordid detail of how fucked up she is with men, and all this the night before we were going to a show together. Needless to say, the show was awkard with all caps.

kate beaton explains all

Trying to live out their sentimental imaginations so their shit taste in music makes sense.

Noaw i no wut breaking up is lyk XxXxXxXxXxX

She herself is not ugly. She is somewhere between average and pretty.

But she has the weirdest hair. It is dyed black, with weird white skunk bits, and it is unnaturally voluminous in the oddest parts. The snake bit piercings, the make up, clothes, attitude. It all adds up to an unattractive person in the end.

That was utterly creepy.

"Don't find yourself across the table from me, Karen."

Hahahaha. What the fuck. They couldn't have been serious. The first guy was just being funny, at least.

I had a crush on a lesbian girl and asked her out. She was so cute I had to. The thing is, she agreed to the date. But all it was meeting for drinks and I think she had her girlfriend watching from another part of the bar the whole time to back her up or bail her out if I "tried anything." SHe'd glance furtively to some corner of the bar and I noticed a girl trying not to be obvious about watching us.

Did you know that she was a lesbian beforehand?

Yes.

We're talking stupid date things. That was one of my stupid date things. Like I say, I couldn't help it. She was so cute and friendly, and I sometimes thought she was flirting with me, so I asked her out. But I didn't know she had a girlfriend, just had heard her say she was gay, and it was known around school she was and all that.

I could see doing that. Going on a date with a cute girl is fun, even if there's nowhere for it to go.

Yeah, I was young and naive and getting led around by my dick. At some level I wasn't even thinking about where it would or could lead or could not. Just getting the date and sitting with her was like heaven.

NO.

"My stupid senses are tingling. Did someone call for a faux-pas slinger?"