maybe the worst musical ever??? and that is saying something!
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otdH3SLNx-s

PARIS HILTON ATTEMPTS TO SING AND ACT AT THE SAME TIME


"Paris Hilton's next movie 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' is due for release later in the year, though by the looks of this clip the producers might be better just sending every citizen in the world a hand-written note of apology rather than hoping anyone will show up to a movie theatre."



watch the clip! so much SUCK!!! AWFUL SUCK LOSE!!

It does look utterly shit. But i will watch it, I'm sure.

I was riding on a concrete slab
down a river of useless flab
it was such a beautiful day
I heard a witchdoctor say,
I'll turn you into a toadstool"
I'm looking for the joke with a microscope

I cannot understand what exactly this "musical" is supposed to be about. what a fucking load.

i don't care about the bitch, but i'd wanna know what manner of sucker is gonna pay money to see this shit. sounds like a target population for confidence schemes.

i'd pay to see all those fuckers who are getting very pissed at this idea.

I'd watch it for free on TV.

I pretty much read random words in that post, and it's not hard to tell that this is all bad news.

Musicals are songs about the heart and experience, and I think you answered your question within the context of your statement Rob.

I think Paris Hilton will be singing about 'a fucking load'.

what load?

Gwildors Gonzo Juiice!

 

WHY SO SERIOUS?

that is the stupifd fuck from the he man movie that they created out of thin air becasue they could not amke a floating guy back then!@

GWILDOR!

why haven't we catapulted this skank into the sun yet?

oil prices are scaling up and fuel might be needed for other, more important things.

there is nothing more important than ridding ourselves of her prescence. nothing. NOTHING.

I would agree if anyone else said it.

you're doing a shit job at picking on me.

hmmm, how about hurling obama, hilary and mccain first so that other, less idiotic people can actually have a chance at running the most overbearring country in the world?

paris hilton would probably do a better job than any of those fuckers. she'd probably have weed legalised in like a day.

I know. And you're really good at it. It's quite frustrating.

"clothes for all dogs" becomes a constitutional law.

Oh fuck no.

i wasn't aware there was such a thing as a good musical.

by the way, she would accomplish this by sucking every government official's dick the day before they vote on it. as if that one wasn't a given.

Ace.

Personally I'd keep her based on the 40% of her album that isn't utter turd. Still one of my favourite songs of whatever year it was released in.

Aren't musicals meant to be largely pointless and (difficult concept for you myopic bedwetting pricks) fun?

Other, less idiotic people like Ron Paul?
Because this country would be a hell of a lot less overbearing if he were in office.

Case in point: Mamma Mia. I rate this a far better experience than having to stay awake through "Citizen Kane" once again.

please america


don't let this woman become first cunt of the USA.

fine, i think they should have what the simpsons, build a rocket and get all politicians in it and then fire it towards the sun.

^^^Christ, she looks like an SS Member!

get this fucking bitch out of here!!! i would rather have ann coulter as first cunt!

I think Ann Coulter must be a Democrat. Like Mike Moore must me a Republican. They can't be serious.

ann coulter is a national socialist.

That's how she acts, but it's all a scam to expose the far right for what it really is. She's a libertarian plant.

She's a homophobic bitch, too. (Why am I going on about homophobia so much tonight - jeez, this heat's doing my head in over here....)

Classic pics, Cantanky!

i was just reading the wikipedia entry to ann coulter and holy fuck, racists doesn't begin to cover what a retard with a microphone she is.

somebody should seriously kill her before she gets to do any damage.

singin in the rain is not pointless at all, and it is fun.

sweeney Todd was not pointless but it was NOT fun