hahahaha god didn't save you mr. priest, did he?
 

Talk about kicking someone when they're down. Plus, he probably did more good with his life than anyone here ever did or will do. RIP Captain Balloon Priest.

hip hip hip.

Pro: Did lots of work for the poor, needy and was a selfless camaigner for them, in a country with endemic/institutionalised poverty and corruption.
Contra: He didn't come up with the name "AWESOME ROCK WIN".

I'd call it a draw, meself.

Oh yeah, RIP Balloon Priest Guy

would it have been less funny to you if he had been a baby cow instead of a priest? I suspect so, you fucking hippie.



ok that's two posts in-a-row about dead cow for me. I'm suggesting BBQ for lunch.

"no no, not that one. I want the briscuit that's been tortured. mmmm.....adrenaliscious".

"briscuit"? Aren't you confusing a juicy steak with a pack of Digestives, sir floatingslowly?

party balloons? he used fucking PARTY BALLOONS?

dude was asking for it.

shoulda used weather balloons.

I thought you were talking about Hip Priest, the boardie :

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/member.php?u=40

I hope he is not dead.

yr language has to first be translated from intercepted television signals and then redictated to my typing-bot for posting purposes.

biscuit crumbs around it's intake manifold suggest a reason for this error (or at least that's the excuse it's giving me). I have no patience for this kind of slacktastic behavior, and it's off to the scrap heap with it.

do you know how hard it is to learn how to speak human via only I Love Lucy reruns?

sir floatingslowly - I understand you loud and clear. I've been learning to speak proper English by listening to old Bobcat Goldthwaite tapes, and it's really urrrrr goooohhhdddduurrrrr sturrrrrrruurrrrf.

"11 As they were walking along and talking together, suddenly a chariot of fire and horses of fire appeared and separated the two of them, and Elijah went up to heaven in a whirlwind. 12 Elisha saw this and cried out, "My father! My father! The chariots and horsemen of Israel!" And Elisha saw him no more. Then he took hold of his own clothes and tore them apart."

I dont think he was trying to climb up to 100,000 feet.

he's a jackass either way.

^^^hey, is this guy a frontrunner for the 2008 Darwin Awards? Surely he must be.
*Rings bookies, and put £50/$100 on dead-cert bet*
*Waits for money to roll in at end of 2008*

we have a new hero : "the flying-priest"!!!
be afraid batman!

what part of using party balloons to fly is not completely BADASS?

this man should be revered for not only the enginuity of being able to fly high enough with party ballons to die but the GIGANTIC testicular power that it must of taken to strap himself into the seat.

sure, it didn't end the way he expected....but it's about the fucking journey!

via con Dios, Padre.

That's it, I'm going to start a band called PARTY BALLOONS? We'll be so good, we might even get to support AWESOME ROCK WIN, if we're lucky.

As the helium balloons started to deflate over the ocean, do you think he uttered his last words in a shrill high-pitched voice?

im just wondering did he plummet or was he jet propelled in various comical spirals and different directions before plummeting.. if this story was a cartoon, i would be pissing myself laughing and pointing at the television with my finger.......

but as it is reality...... im just pissing myself laughing at the thought of seeing this priest being baloon farted around the sky at high speeds before plummeting to his watery grave..... i wonder was there any bubbles from the baloons as he hit the water........

sorry, sad story, god rest his dumb stupid fucking ass in peace.

I really really want to rep you for this. :(

sonic youth said "no". :(

Oh god I lol'd.

Um... It's vaya cone dios, padre. God is not a crossroad. That is all.

this is so fucking dumb i can't help to laugh in spite of the gruesome end.


one thing he sure did is make a lot of people laugh. how's that for good deeds! i mean, thank you captain balloon priest, you poor dumbass.

what cone? watchu mumblin?

^^ that reminds of a porno I once saw called "Two Wongs Make A White".



tell that to Papa Legba.