What should i change my name to?
 

My last name that is. Ideas???? Something short, simple, but not too,... smithy.

Irving.

bumpass

bumpaddle

Danger. Or Scorpio.

my buddies son's middle name is danger. true story.

Huggenkiss

webb.

smythie

lfdkckrgm

No vowels.

Don't you call her that! She's more than that, damn it!

pussyfuckinglosah.

sayin.

morgan webb is in my top 10...

...............you know.

Make your last name a palindrome of your first.
Throw people off a bit.

my girlfriend's name is hannah.

palindromes are sexy.

Palindromes make me orgasm.
Almost as much as eyebrows.

Take it to the kinky bastard thread, missus.

Yes sir!

Knowing your first name would help.

Ex. Webb wouldn't be a good name if your name is...Deb?

Like in the Wedding Singer.
Julia Gulia.
I shudder at the thought...

or you could always change your last name to Zuul.

"There is no (insert your first name here)... ONLY ZUUL"

haha Deb Webb?

My friend's mom's name is Betty Sue Booe. A terrible name from every angle.

Betty Sue Booe?

Sucks!

I couldn't think of other names that rhymed with Webb. Jed?

yet she's still wet?

Jeb, Seb, ... yeah I'm drawing a blank

call it zardoz.

Absinthe - then everyone would want to drink you up.

And add sugar to you.

How about Cockbreth

Brennan is a wonderful last name.

an andalusian dog

Go for glory, Hercules.

walton is probably a good idea.