At last!" the MellySingsDooms non-appreciation thread!
 

Hello my Lieblings!

Seeing as I've ruined many a thread with my wafflings, it's about time I set up a thread that you can all ruin now. So come on, what do you REALLY think of the Gayer from Sarf Lahndahn? Should I retire/go away/carry on like Grandpa Simpson or what?

G-G-G-G-G-Gooooooo!

Haha the first two times I read that, I thought it said the MellySingsDoom appreciation thread. I was impressed by your confidence.

So I think I'll ruin it and suggest it be treated as a MellySingsDoom appreciation thread.

Take that.

"hello there, i'm william bennett, you might remember me from such feel good family fun albums such as dedicated to peter kürten and right to kill; i'm here today not only to present myself as a true artist among rampant animals but also to compliment mr melly on such a class thread; all it needs really is some wasp synth action---





---there! now cunt off you fools, stop spreading lies on the susan lawly board and recognize my genius like you should, buy my overpriced vinyl reissues. oh yeah, if you see either kevin tompkins or peter sotos, kick them in the balls; tell them willy sent you."

 

Sorry.

Sorry for that :

 

I think I 've enough screwed up this thread.

as the hoody says

melly = nice bloke

I like that idea.
Not only is that guy a badass poster,
he also has great taste in beer.

We'd all be missing out if you didn't carry on like Melly, man

This one's for ya, Melly:

never had a problem with ya

the mellster may be my favorite one so far... although astonic and !@$%! also seem top...




[i googled "big gay love in" and got this ^]

melly is my favourite.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
melly-cious

Melly, like a glass of champagne with lots of chantilly cream on top of it.

I like getting him pissed and stripping him on the streets of Soho.

m m m melly and the jetsssssssssss

Melly for president, PRESIDENT damn it!!!

HA HA HA HA!!!! poor bloody guy

melly-copter

melly's one of the nicest posters on this board!

MELLY-bido

Melly-posuction

Enough stoner.

^^^^ hey you kinda sound like that westerncockbullfightrocks guy
behave yourself
love

What do you mean?

"Woo yay! A melly-on dollars!!!"

nothing to worry about
chill
have you taken yr pills yet?

I is sayin' that's a good one!
keep it going
the Melly 's gonna laugh out loud when he gets to read that
he he

I did, yeah. What do you mean?

hey come down
It's all cool
i just willingly implied you kinda sound like a dick
it's allright

How do I sound like a dick if I'm typing words? What do you mean?

wahaha Porky
you're trying to do my head in
i can see you coming
You've done this before
control freak

"Melly" sings Doom...








edit: i sure hope someone else gets this...

It's in my nature to manipulate drunken people and stoners. I want you to suck your own cock and enjoy it. Now.

..
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIt
i just did it.
man
You're good.
Bet you couldn't do it though

Perhaps your cock is too small to be reached by your own mouth.