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ALIEN ANAL 08.02.2008 11:21 PM

Are you Talented or Experienced?
 
just curious

atsonicpark 08.02.2008 11:23 PM

At what?

I've ate out 4 girls and I can always make them squirt. So, I think I'm really good at oral sex. I don't think I'm good at fucking really.. I don't enjoy doing it and I'm not really into it. But giving oral sex, I'm very skilled.

I can type 149 words per minute.

I can play guitar okay... and I can program okay when I want to.

Otherwise, I don't think I'm exceptionally talented in anything. Also, I can't do a few things most people can. I can't swim or blow bubblegum bubbles or hula hoop for example.

acousticrock87 08.02.2008 11:24 PM

I'm naturely a bit talented at most things, but I'm not talented enough at anything for it to matter.

Which, if you think about it, is a pretty clever way of saying I'm too fucking lazy to put effort into talent.

terriblecanyons 08.02.2008 11:25 PM

I'm experienced.
Not necessarily stoned but beautiful.

(props to anyone who gets the reference)

terriblecanyons 08.02.2008 11:26 PM

But no really, I'm a bit of both I think.

atsonicpark 08.02.2008 11:26 PM

Whoo, more Hendrix.

davenotdead 08.02.2008 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acousticrock87
I'm naturely a bit talented at most things, but I'm not talented enough at anything for it to matter.

Which, if you think about it, is a pretty clever way of saying I'm too fucking lazy to put effort into talent.



its like we brothers or sunthin

✌➬ 08.02.2008 11:43 PM

Both.

Norma J 08.03.2008 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
At what?

I've ate out 4 girls and I can always make them squirt. So, I think I'm really good at oral sex. I don't think I'm good at fucking really.. I don't enjoy doing it and I'm not really into it. But giving oral sex, I'm very skilled.


Yeah, you may be good because you're making them climax, but whether a girl 'squirts' or not has more to do with how her body functions.

I don't earn any money for my talents, so maybe I'm without.

DeadDiscoDildo 08.03.2008 12:04 AM

I'm not very experienced to be honest, only been with a few gals, but the way they reacted and talked to their friends, they thought I was a manwhore (inagoodway) so yes, I'm talented.

At music i'm gifted but I had to work to get decent, I sucked when I first started, hard core.

If this is about music, I think everyone has the inner spark they just haven't had the 'moment' needed to light the 'inner' wick, or just too lazy to seek it. I sought out the right circumstances and my head blew up. I get it now.

If this is about sex, just do it.

If this is about anything else...what else is there besides music and sex?

atsonicpark 08.03.2008 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norma J
Yeah, you may be good because you're making them climax, but whether a girl 'squirts' or not has more to do with how her body functions.

I don't earn any money for my talents, so maybe I'm without.



I get them to climax but it takes something a little more to make most girls squirt. Not one chick I was with though, she was a squirtin' machine.

MellySingsDoom 08.03.2008 04:04 AM

I have a "talent" for making of an arse of myself in public. Does that count?

As for experience, well, I won't bore you with my fumblings with other gays, but needless to say it's ususally been fun.

I can play rhythm guitar prety damn well, but my lead guitar is hopeless. Can play bass too.

pbradley 08.03.2008 05:04 AM

This is a question for mere mortals. Sorry that I am unable incapable of answering it.

greedrex 08.03.2008 06:39 AM

sex: mmmm i've had issues. I really sucked at fucking (wahhaha) when i started (that's between age 16 and 19). I thought the girls i was going out with were so beautiful i didn't deserve them i a way. I was just intimidated everytime i guess, was weird. Most seemed ok with my ways but I DID kind of lose a girlfriend because i wasn't good enough. which is the top of unawesomeness ... Don't start saying she was a bitch cuz she just wanted sex cuz it's not true but anyways , i was that bad with that one because i was so blown away by her sheer beauty that i failed at being confident enough to satisfy her, that was a bummed and made me really feel like a loser, which i was actually at the time.
Then with long term relationships i started to be A LOT more confident? so i kind of pleased quite a few asses....
Now, with a child and all, sexuality tends to become something of a possible option from time to time, it's lame but that's what it is... libido comes and goes and usually both of us aren't in it at the same time, so meh

MUSIC: i can play rhythm gtr ok, i have my ways, i can't read music cuz i was too lazy to learn but i def will when i'm more mmmm focused i guess. It's just better when you have to play with skilled musicians who can write the music on paper, useful.
i used to be a not superskilled, but pretty mean drummer in a jesus lizard, shellac kind of way. I haven't really played drums for 5 years now so u lose it when then i gotta be physically trained and mmm powerful to play consistently, and i lack physical training for sure.
can do arrangements on piano but meh, i'm ok at what i do,meaning i can more or less play all the ideas i have in my head so i satsisfy myself this way it's good, need more personal spare time and some gear to get to where i want to go but hey that's a good project i have for the mid-term future.
other: mmm i'm quite good at teaching / learning which is my job so hey
i can take care of kid allright which is good also.
I can concnetrate on simethig i can't do and learn it and do it myself which pleases me always, like gardening, doing stuff round the house. that's satisfying.
And i'm also good at trying to find solutions for issues that i have
but i do fail often.
but get tto do what i had mind most often, i can convince people that would i say will work or is THE option.


whatever, interesting question

sarramkrop 08.03.2008 06:41 AM

Sex is not a talent, you flash idiots.

greedrex 08.03.2008 06:44 AM

but i can't articulate ideas and TYPE when stoned.
visibly.
sorry.

greedrex 08.03.2008 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Sex is not a talent, you flash idiots.

twat

sarramkrop 08.03.2008 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greedrex
twat

 

greedrex 08.03.2008 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
 

 

atsonicpark 08.03.2008 06:59 AM

my sex is a talent

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 08.03.2008 11:28 AM

I'm pretty unexperienced, but I think making girls squirt is just a combination of patient foreplay + them being attracted to you

Cantankerous 08.03.2008 11:35 AM

um, are we talking about fucking or music?

fucking-wise i do pretty good if i put the effort into it. but that's not for me to judge. blowjob-wise i apparently get an A+ but that is a combination of talent AND experience.

musically i have experience playing all kinds of instruments and singing but i dont think i;m that good, particularly in comparison to other people i know

greedrex 08.03.2008 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
blowjob-wise i apparently get an A+ but that is a combination of talent AND experience.

let's
hook up
sometime
:p

Cantankerous 08.03.2008 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greedrex
let's
hook up
sometime
:p

you'd get your ass kicked

not by me, though

HaydenAsche 08.03.2008 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
blowjob-wise i apparently get an A+ but that is a combination of talent AND experience.


I was thinking the same thing for me.

greedrex 08.03.2008 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
I was thinking the same thing for me.

are there any utube links out there so you can prove what you're saying?
just askin'

sarramkrop 08.03.2008 11:55 AM

Creep.

greedrex 08.03.2008 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

fucking-wise i do pretty good


oooooooooooooooooooo
noooooooooooooooooooo
pfff
ok
circle jerk agaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Cantankerous 08.03.2008 11:57 AM

i take back what i said, you might get your ass kicked by me. another area in which i am both talented and experienced.

greedrex 08.03.2008 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Creep.

weirdo

sarramkrop 08.03.2008 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greedrex
weirdo

TWAT.

greedrex 08.03.2008 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
TWAT.

little shit

sarramkrop 08.03.2008 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greedrex
little shit


For the sake of resizing ................drum rolls.......................drum rolls............................................. ....... BIG TURD!

greedrex 08.03.2008 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
For sake of resizing ................drum rolls.......................drum rolls............................................. ....... BIG TURD!

ok that's it
you've gone too far
you wanna fight me?
ok
i'm gonna call my buddy westernquipoxpuff and we're gonna kick yr sorry arse:fuckyou:

sarramkrop 08.03.2008 12:07 PM

Pfft.

Cantankerous 08.03.2008 12:08 PM

someone please get me two aspirin and a sawed-off shotgun

greedrex 08.03.2008 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
someone please get me two aspirin and a sawed-off shotgun

tease

Rob Instigator 08.04.2008 09:42 AM

YES to both

pbradley 08.04.2008 10:04 AM

You know, the first time I read this I didn't read all the other replies and assumed it was just a very general question, not particularly about sex.

Strange that so many of you assumed it.

!@#$%! 08.04.2008 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
You know, the first time I read this I didn't read all the other replies and assumed it was just a very general question, not particularly about sex.

Strange that so many of you assumed it.


 


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