Wanted
 

THIS MAN IS WANTED FOR ATROCIOUS CRIMES AGAINST MUSIC.
IF YOU SEE HIM WANDERING AROUND THE STREETS IN YOUR NEIGHBOUROOD,DO'NT PANIC,GRAB YOUR KIDS AND LOCK YOURSELF SAFELY INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.
TURN THE BLINDS DOWN AND MAKE SURE THAT A GUN IS WITHIN REACH.

Hi, I'm Cliffss Richardss. I eat children and deplore the modern world. Thanks to Jamie Oliver, I'm no longer no 1. most murderable man in Britain.

I know I'm gonna get crucified for saying this but I like "wired for sound." The man himself is a cunt though

This "man" is a far greater worry, is he wearing converse?!

He's worse easily.

It's a real shame that this is the internet, my best impression is of Daniel O'Donnel.

i bet he's a real bastard when he's not "on"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm somewhat out of touch with popular culture but in my understanding daniel o'donnell is fairly obscure is comparison to sir cliff.

anyway, another nomination for most murderable:

Cliff auditions for neighbours

COOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEE ONNNNNNNNNN TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

at 100 decibels

!!!

wimbledon brings together both henman and richard

porkmarras, your signature adds so much to your pictures

can't stand this guy either

make them go away! scary people.