Ideas for films
 

In no more than ten words, come up with an idea for a film.

Kate Winslet ass-fucked while children fear paedo in their midst.



oh, it's been done, LITTLE CHILDREN. saw it this weekend. kinda good, but kinda pointless.

TEH WIN


oh come on sir! no! pointless? no! mid life crises & all that shit. and the voice over narrator is hilarious. a horny kate winslet = priceless. even though that other chick is "more better", i have such a crush on kate winslet and how can that be pointless? no! it's pointed--up!! it is a heat seeking missile. but i digress.

the book apparently is even better but there is no kate winslet. the main character, what's her name, she has a lesbian thing in college then goes to work at starbux (ha!) then marries this much older guy who spends a lot of time looking at slutty kay. in fact, in the book, the husband is not away on business but he's gone with slutty kay! whoa!

anyway-- little children & in the bedroom are great movies by todd field. don't know what he did before but i don't care. beautiful movies, both of them.

tom perrotta, who wrote the novel, also wrote "election" (you know that one w/ a child white girl w/ the chin as the annoying snot and ferris bueller as the teacher who hates her).

oh man i must have alzeheimer's. i can't remember a thing today.

Two goth girls -- one cup.

PHAIL!

woman fucks dogs, saves world.

asqueroso!

woman saves world, fucks dog.


(plan for release: 3 weeks prior to everyn-e's)

Desperate gangsters take diners hostage; drifter dies for waitress.


(desperados, in a sense)

...came up with the idea after seeing Killing Zoe (1994) (not a particularly good film) and infusing a little Morrison, I suppose, and then one day I happen to catch The Petrified Forest (1936) on cable (it's a good one) and realize it's remarkably similar to my idea.

dog saves world, fucks women.

rated t (for teens)

another:

(slight overspillage here)

Confused and slightly unstable man's furniture and appliances are disappearing while he's at work, but it's later revealed that it's actually the handiwork of a hobo up in the attic. The title: The Man Upstairs

the idea involves a few other characters too...

There's a 1958 movie called The Man Upstairs I've never seen (I saw a few minutes of it once) and there's a 1992 TV movie with Katherine Hepburn and Ryan O'Neal also.

dude, the movie is pointless. it does nothing, it's characters gain nothing, they stay as stupid and self involved and ignorant of how they damage their children. it is a movie about reprehensible people behaving in reprehensible ways. it is filmed beautifully, and the pacing is good, but it truly is pointless man.

I give it a 2.5 out of 5 stars

and don;t give me no bullshit about mid-life crises . NONSENSE I SAY!

all the main characters in tis movie were below the age of 35. any idiot who begins a mid life crisis at 35 is just having a CRISIS.

Dogs fuck Rob, world dies.

if by "dogs" you mean these ladies?

rob gives birth to puppy.
(starring danny devito)

A film about the rise and fall of the Cotton Club.

Or perhaps Ellington's time there.

The Crucifixion of Jude Law (documentary)

About Jude Law in general?

the crucifixion of Jude Law, Part II, where did the hairline go?

squirrels molest sex-crazed teens, bet on losing virginity.

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this thread rules.

Monster terrorizes seaside town. spoiler: it's a dog.

Monk rolls around a field with ants up his japseye.

you don't think she realizes? and he realizes, with his stupid skateboard accident?

about the reprehensible people, they are all fucked up (it's suburbia, after all), but if you don't see them having an awakening you missed the last 15 minutes of the movie, the madame bovary references, the whole skateboarding subplot, etc. it's all there!

it's not just an obviously telegraphed hollywood ending where everyone is happy in the end-- it dangles the characters over the abyss and pulls them back without rubbing in the "message" with preachy lines from the author or by explaining the moral of the story like, ugh, sex and the city or greys anatomy or forrest gum (life is like a box of chocolates... sometimes you get your fingers dirty... sometimes it's not chocolate but poo...) -- you know what i mean.

and yes it's filmed beautifully with great pacing etc but i SWEAH the story was there! it was there! the characters CHANGE!

No, he is crucified and the film runs until he dies.

if by change you mean they decide to stay exactly as they were when the movie began!!!!!!!!!!


shiiiiit.

it seemed like three different movies.

and while I LOVE kate winslet and her body naked, I have yet to see any movie where a sex scene actually carried the plot forward, instead of being just a time killer, until the next plot point can be brought about after the sex scene.

learn2porn.

Will Smith fails to save the world, we all die, and in turn are rescued from ever having to see another Will Smith movie.

Many found starving a dog to death as "art" as abhorrent. Yet your proposal takes this much further.
Perhaps it's curious that Danny Himself never posted in the "Art" or abuse? thread.

Now it's your turn, Pookie, to step in and validate all the contrived for twistedness, numbskull and lame-brained attempts at humor in lieu of having any actual ideas. Give it to me good.

Hmmm DeadDiscoDildo's is mildly amusing, I suppose.

I'd see it.

Guy takes inturdnet too seriously. makes posts.


^^ Sundance, here we come!!

Robot falls for girl, She wins.

You should really considering getting a life, dude. :cool:

The events depicted in this movie are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.

floating, is that thing in your avatar the inspiration for the betty & barney hill alien abduction thing?

So someone can steal my brilliant ideas? I don't think so...

Oh a film about someone who steals brilliant film idea's from a lady

This is gonna be a great

*jets off to hollywood*

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