Happy Birthboy floatingslowly
 

Have a good birthboy mate.

Happiness

Happy Birthday!

I hope your day is spectacular and that you do something you really enjoy!

Happy birthday !

I like your face.

You put a spell on me.

I lick your face.

Happy birthday to one of the genuinely funniest people on the board!

Butt I like it.

I think I saw this one posted before but...

You can still be gay and I wouldn't mind.

If you had this oven you could have it be your birthday FOREVER!

I click your face.

I click your milkshake.

Also, Happy Birthday!

happy born day lil buddy!

Something me and girlgun were working on earlier:

 

CURRENT SPEED: 89 MPH

oh hai.

this thread is now about PORN.

(it's not really my birthday....)
:o


....fuck I bumped off the pron. :(:(

Not your birthday? Well, and I prepared all this bathtub speed for you (with NO pubes in it too!) - what am I going to do with it now?
*logs on to Ebay, decides to flog it to first bidder*

Why would you pretend it's your birthboy?

Because he is pure Win, I suppose. What other reason could there be?

Well, no birthday wishes for you when the actual date comes around.

^^^Ha ha ha!

Happy something or other.

Happy day like any other.

 

Happy early/belated birthday Floatingslowly!!!

massive birthday props, mr. floatingslowly.

Happy un-birthday.

Have a picture anyway.

Something ain't kosher around here......



And to think I was going to give you a special spear and majik HELLmet for yr B-Boyday...

Bugs! What The Fuck!

SPEAR & MAJICK HELMET.

Er... yeah.

That's my signature 'till I decide to change it...

I know people are getting sexually confused by it, but at least it's not Ron Jeremy...

Because for some reason, I can't help thinking you look like the guy in your avatar.

Happy Birthday space being