i just ran across this picture....
 

of floatingslowly's mama back in the day.

i'm posting it so you can make crude and sexual remarks about his mama and therefore he'll suffer. kthx

She looks like a lovely lady.

And by lady I mean fembot.

She has a beautiful necklace !!!

Wow.

Just wow. What a lovely looking lady.

ITT: tits and the women attached to them.

okay... these are not nearly the disgusting replies i was looking for. c'mon. i expected more from you people.

we're a polite bunch.

i texted him and said "wow... your mom looks like a 60s jane fonda!"

since when?!

I'm all out of disgusto-ammo, as I used all my rounds of it on the Texas Troll this afternoon. Sorry. :o

since they banned that other guy for his vulgar posts.

SEXY.

i'm disappointed in you. i was giving you MY permission. and i OWN floatingslowly... and therefore i own his mama. right?

that's a beautiful woman.
and the fact she adopted someone like floatingslowly...

a true lady.

Right!

*Looks up encyclopedia of "Yo' Mama" jokes*
*Realise that I'm illiterate, and can't read for shit*
*Sulks*

i found the picture on floating's sister's myspace. i befriended her. it's been 15 minutes and she already called me naughty. :(

My grandmother used to have curtains just like that. :)

Ha ha! Classic! (You keeping alright, girlgun?)

you wanted somebody to say something like: "30 seconds after that picture was taken floatingslowly was conceived when my cock slipped into the wrong hole" didn't you, you dirty dog.

you can't see her curtains in that shot:confused:

^^^Arf!!!

now that is why i love you.

i'm totally keeping alright!

i'm hot, melly. argh.

how you?

Or something like that :

 

were you looking for an "i'd hit that...like now" or something?

the robot's creative consultant scientist is one sexy lady.

Me alright, girlgun. The murderous weather we've been having has finally gone, thank God. Had a great weekend, and went out for a drink w/demonrail last night (usual talk about music and shite), which were well nice. Not much else planned for this week so far, but am looking forward to seeing ace Italian psych-rock band Jennifer Gentle next Tuesday in North London.

i cannot tell you how much i want to have a drink with you and demonrail. i did hear he was your bff.

Demonrail and me? Ha ha ha ha haaaa! :D Nah, he's all hetero-man, I'm afraid. We'd certainly love to drag you and floatingslowly out for a drink too - it'll be a right good old piss up.

not bf. BFF! BFFs aren't sexual!

floating can't hang.

OOPS!!!! Sorry girlgun. Yeah, I know what BFF is now (duh), and yer right.

OK then, just you me and demonrail, and shitload of booze. Deal?

absolutely deal. now i just need to get a plane ticket! my bff is over there right now. he was in london last night at electric ballroom (stage manager for drive by truckers) and i guess he's in bristol right now?

Hey, so you're telling me now that we aren't, bf and bf? How nice to find that out on a messageboard! Your commitment issues of late are driving me insane Melly!

Yeah, Bristol's quite a big gigging city here - it's also the home to Glice.

Get the ticket - we got a party to organise!

I dunno, men!

I know, I'm all about not knowing what I'm going on about :o:o:o

You up for showing girlgun around London w/me, then?

this thread got misleaded. rep me.

That's the gays for you - always messing you around, watching "Mamma Mia" at the cinema, listening to the Ting Tings etc. You can't trust any of us, I tell thee.

i have to spread some around before i can. i always try to rep the same people over and over. there are some that make me laugh and some that never do. says something about senses of humor for sure.

melly... quit dragging demonrail on.