I had sex for four hours.
 

Whilst smoking pot. Enjoyable.

Yet another classic thread on SYG.

Truely the upper crust of society, we are.

cool! smoking pot is soooo...erm...... last night!

Erm yeah, that's nice...

Hayden - How does one smoke a doobie AND suck a cock at the same time?
*gets out jotter pad and pen, gets ready to take notes*

In your dreams ?

 

 

Hope you enjoyed it.

It's not really sex though if your gay surely.

I'm pretty sure you could fashion something with a rubber band.

*writes down ZeroPumpkin's idea for next time of cigs 'n' cock fun*

Will bring a new meaning to the term "Blue Balls"

hahahaha

Lately, I've been tying the old lady up. Never done that before really, quite nice.

By old lady, do you mean your wang or your woman?
Because old lady is the worst penis name ever.

My ball and chain.

Uh. The girlfriend.

Damn you people and your having sex ways!

Last night it seemed like once again my female friends tried to set me up with yet another friend of a friend.

Sometimes it makes me feel like a stud horse or something.

Be glad for that. If you were fucking annoying, no one would be trying to hook you up with somebody.

n00b

My teacher,24 years old
She has sex leg

Or maybe they're trying to fuck one of their friends over by setting them up with an annoying twat.

Either way, Hayden...crongrats?

And where are the pictures!?

pics or it didn't happen.

Oh. it happened. If I had money for a phone I'd show you. One of my ex's is now just my fuck buddy. I just finished another round. Quite enjoyable.

you're going to get gay bowel syndrome.

HA!!!

Fucking Conservapedia. They all need a damn good bumming on that site, I tells ye.

Who's up for starting a colleciton for Hayden, so that he can buy a camera phone?

i know, right?

fucking conservapedia.

I had sex last night for, like, about a half hour while being drunk/stoned. How many points is that?

Trasher, how long after you broke up with your gf was this?

Either way, props.

a million because you're foxy

A month or so? I don't really know.
Awww I'm honoured to receive such a compliment from a foxy lady such as yourself.

OOOH, foxy lady
i'm honoured to recieve such a compliment from such a hot bitch.

haha

This may be the most pointless thread I've ever come upon.

Get it? COME upon?











Well, I laughed. :(

If you have to explain a joke, then it's not funny.

FYI

That's not true. The funniest jokes are the ones you have to explain, but don't.

It's only funny to the person that makes it, though.

It was a joke joking about jokes that have to be jokingly explained.

GOSH

Sarcasm². You gotta be careful with that stuff.