I jumped off my balcony
 

and survived!!!!!!!!!!

one time i jumped from the second floor of the garage into the pool where we used to live.

One time my friend got chucked out a window on the second floor of a house at a party.

Cantanky - Fuckin 'ell - I'd be terrified to try anything like that. Did you do it again to ensure that it wasn't just a fluke ;)

i was once laying on the rail of the porch at my old beach house, and i fell off of it, onto the cement sidewalk, and i fell flat... can't remember if it was my side or my back, but i didn't really brace myself very well... it was about 6 ft high... not too high, but it wasn't a pool or grass or anything, and i wasn't jumping

my right foot pinky/toe is half mutilated
people want to tkae me to a hospital but i dont want to leave the computer

by mutilated i mean bleeding/blackSLASHpurple/sticjhes

I Love The Internets

i've done it a million times
i've actually jumped off the roof of the garage into the pool, not just out the window

think i am goijg to go to rehab....

i don't believe in rehab. people only go there to
a) get straight, not get better
b) please other people
c) not go to jail

there's a hole in the rocks at the beach, when the tide comes in the hole fills up and you jump in and it sucks you under into the rocks until the tides rises again. you get cuts and scratches everywhere. but you're a teen so you do these things.

yeah i was just kidding
rehab is for quitters

yeah, if you want to kick any habit only you can do it. my friend's dad paid thousands for 'hypnotism' to give up smoking; my dad just stopped. only one of them lasted.

rehab; or anything like that; sucks.

I sound like an asshole, so I'm going to get my toe fixed
update tomorrow

I don't have anyy "habits"

i don't care, i just wanted to say why rehab sucks.

now fucking get your two fixed.

I will smack you

the guy in my sig will smack you back.

this is absolutely true. i should know, i did. twice.

i never quit. never. unless it involves more work to keep it going, then i quit

HI!

I could just imagine you talking me into doing something like that, and then wincing when I miss the pool and hit the concrete :D ;)


Hi's to nicfit and nefeli from meeee.

"come on, don't be a pussy!"

splat.

"Why did you land on the concrete for, you pussy? I TOLD you not to hit the concrete! :rolleyes: "
"Sorry, Cantanky...argggghhh!"
"Pfft, well don't expect me to call you an ambulance"
*Cantanky does perfect dive into pool, swims around for a bit*

oh come on, i wouldn't be that much of a bitch.

Ha ha ha, only joking. :)

why? (jumping not surviving)

Just the other day I jumped off our front porch. It was awesome!

In the Air Force I took an expedition out into the desert in one of those open-door helicopters. I was right next to the door. I was strapped in, though, so there was any opportunity to jump out.

In the 80's I jumped off the roof of my garage so my parents wouldn't see me leaving the house @ 10PM to go into NYC to see the Dead Kennedys play the World. I hurt my back but still went to the show.

I jumped out my window once.

I think.

I don't remember, I was like, 11.

Getting surgery next week

FUCKING AWESOME

Hahahaha
You are so awesome

best f luck crypttttt

enjoy the painkillersssss

I don't like being medicated
I feel like a zombie right now

But very relaxed and enjoying the shit out of "moonage daydream"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR_96VazFXw

This thread reminded me of the Blue Jam sketch Suicide With An Escape Clause (basically a sketch about a suicidal guy who jumps off a 1st story balcony 40 times in case he decided he didn't want to die afterall). I can't find it on youtube sadly. Anyone know it/have a link?

forget the toe, I want to know WHY you jumped out the window!