violence still exists in america, hellz yeah it does
 

i didn't even know this was possible... i would carry around a shotgun if i lived there.... hahaha, arkansas

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080813/...as_town_curfew

"As far as I'm concerned, at 3 o'clock in the morning, nobody has any business being on the street, except the law," Councilman Eugene "Red" Johnson said. "Anyone out at 3 o'clock shouldn't be out on the street, unless you're going to the hospital."



FUCK YOU. i'll go out whenever i goddamn well please you pigfucking son of a bitch.

"You rang?"

I'm not saying what they are doing is right or wrong, but just curious, what do you suggest they do? I mean, Cantankerous, you would be mad about getting arrested for being out, sure, but what if they just arrested the guy who was going to rob you because he was past curfew? Would you rather get shot by this guy?

I'm not saying we should all be so suspicious and fearful of everyone, but it sounds like this place is pretty bad and they have to really crack down to get it under control.

Jesus Christ, what is that, Helena West, Iraq???

I'd laugh and mock, but I bet some fuckmuppet decides to do the same thing in the UK at some point soon...

pistol duels at high noon with any/all known crackheads/dealers/thugs would be an awesome way to settle that. by awesome i mean violent and terrible, but also awesome

allow the people their basic rights and liberties.


actually what i suggest should be done because you know my previous suggestion will never happen in a million years is that the people suffering because of the stupid pigs is revolt and blow up the city but you know.

lily you should get yr whitey ass over there and set em all straight... be it with excessive force or whatever necessary

That sounds great, and they need to find a balance, of course. But if people are sleeping on the floor because of stray bullets at 3AM, it seems like they are allowing people a basic right and liberty. To LIVE. I mean, if you had to choose either safety or having the right to walk around at 3AM, which would you choose?

i would just bomb their asses from an airplane and take care of all of those hick motherfuckers.

Haha, now THAT'S the American way.

damn straight.

does crypto have a jet?

Is there anything Crypto DOESN'T have?

good point... ok, then who's bringing the dynamite?

i'll take care of that.

Don't forget the matches. People ALWAYS forget the matches...

I bet Crypto doesn't have a boxing kangaroo that smokes Havana cigars.

(PLEASE don't tell me he has that too!)

I'll donate some Semtex from the Czech Republic, if you like.
*orders supplies from IRA-Arms-Dump.com*

It's a wallaby.

can anyone drive a plane? and/or land it?

we could always lace their drinking water with cyanide/arsenic/purple kool aid

i'll drive.

John Denver?... wait... JFK Jr?... um....

no, I can't think of anyone...

*sobs*

I hear Al-Qaida air Are handy with off the cuff flghts - oh hang on, they don't know how to land, do they?

We don't know; it hasn't come up yet.

"Death to all Western Infidels! And now, here comes the Duty Free trolley!"

ok, we'll need to make a stop in kentucky to pick this guy up... he agreed to work for one lynard skynard vintage tee

Hey, I'm from Kentucky!

We prefer Foghat, thank you very much.

my apologies, he also demanded two handfuls of jelly beans

And Kool Aid, I bet he wants Kool Aid too.

well i order that wholesale, so we're good there... also, this guy is only our flight attendant, you know, to show us how to buckle the safety belts and what to do in case of an emergency... i figured we needed a professional

And he can entertain us with some fabulous song and dance routines. It'll be like a super-gay version of "Con Air".

yes! i mean, he should be decent, for the price... i wanted this guy but he was way expensive and said that he doesn't tolerate ass-pinching while in the air

Man, he good, but when I joined this crew, I demanded payment in ass-pinching. And Pringles.

i believe cantanky is the one who handles the crew salaries... be they kicks to the groin, or ass-pinches and pringles... you should have held out for more Melly... i'm getting 40 swift kicks to the groin, and i practically do nothing...

you'll both be rewarded handsomely. no kicks to the balls.

What rave did he come out of?

ok, but i don't want to be paid in chocolate kisses again... i need more sustenance.

PIGFUCKING FUCKMUPPETS.

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haha yo gabba gabba is AMAZING

yes! hahaha