my farts usually don't stink, but...
 

...man, I've been eating this curry (with spinach, potatoes, and carrots) my friend made and I have the worst broccoli-smelling farts ever. Goddamn.

I'm pretty well-known amongst my friends as having decent smelling farts, thanks to my usual diet of only ramen, tea, and spaghetti. But this stuff is the worst. I mean, it's easily the best thing I've ever eaten, but goddamn I can't quit making a stink.

Fuck.

have fun

very true. eggs + sardines + cauliflower = mustard gas

Badattitudeegg farts? Hahahaha.

you got him from the past, the teeth from a horse, you cooked the spghetti in a toilet.

am I wrong?

huh.

Thank God we're not in the same room. I find a few pints of real ale over the weekend results in some good smells.

al, were those excerpts from a William S. Burroughs book?

School showers....Doctor Benway is on board...Bronx cheer fart gas leaks all over St Louis begonias...Ali's smile and tight ass in an Interzone medina....

no that was the description how you manage to let the mummy win the beauty contest in the categories "best smile" and "best hair""
"best speak" doesnt matter cause its a picture

but thanks...

Hahaha.

DOTT FTW!

everybody should have played that game at least once!

but its nice to see parallels to burroughs if you describe what happens there, hrhrh

who wants to give atsonicpark reputatin?

shentov

MellySingsDoom

Okay, round 2, some of the worst farts in my fucking life. Holy fuck.

I've tried to download a working copy of DOTT in the past couple years but its useless unless you have the manual, such as when youre in the basement lab with the.......see, its been so long that I forget what even happens. Just that thomas edison is involved.

Nefeli, I adore how you have all these friends hanging around with their various types of farts.

Beans

stinka'

Sprouts

eat a whole pile of asparagus, and then drink lots of liquid and in a few hours, go pee. yuo will gag as the stench f asparagus reeks from your urine.

mang, asparagus, i ate kilos of them this past month-- whEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

it's harmless though