holy shit i just partied with be your own pet
 

i sang daniel johnston songs with nathan, he was so stoned and he drew me a picture of walt whitman. me and john discovered we have the same birthday, now we're bro's for life how nice. jemina offered me a beer she didn't want but i don't drink so no thanks.

:)

OMG AMERICANS
HOW EXOTIC

jealous

next time ask jemina if she wants to start a band with me

considering they're probably my least favourite band in the history of every band ever, no.
jemina seems like a really nice girl. but i know plenty of really nice girls who don't play in shit bands.

too bad.

if its any consolation we were dancing to the rolling stones at some point

Oh boy.

well. that's nice.


what song?

DANNY: "Hey guys! Be Your Own Pet! I made a thread about partying with you on the Sonic Youth message board! Just surf on over to there!"

*Be Your Own Pet excitedly searches for their name on SY Gossip board*

BAND: "WOW GUYS! THERE'S LIKE A THOUSAND THREADS ABOUT US!"

*Be Your Own Pet notices that about half the threads about them are about how glad everyone is on here of them breaking up and also about how much they suck*


BAND: :(:(:(:(

'if you play with meeeee you play with fiiire' or however it goes

i like that one
it's called play with fire.

me too :)

see? we can get along

oh joy!

"don't play w/ me, cause yr playing w/ fire"

tom petty plays that song on his XM show a lot

good times.

you jaded bastards need to let danny have his fun.

Awesome man. John's such a nice guy.
Nathan's a crackup.

DID YOU FUCK HER?

otherwise i dont wanna hear :D

















what, fuck no man. but ok. she has desirable attributes. and you're an innocent. whatever.

HOW FUCKING AWESOME WAS IT?

i dont know really dont care but keep it up danny-- life must be a fucking blast when it's not drudgery-- go danny!

I don't like their music.

partying with semi-famous bands you know is hella cool

JELLuuuuusss..


what would you say if i'd say i partied w/ xiu xiu last monday

EHHHH???????????????

oh you're wet now heeeeeeee

sorry i am a bit plasterado.

but dave-- dave knows all about the delights of mid-level celebrities.

(they are probably the hottest, psychiatric symptoms aside)

They're cool people, but the bassist is a little obnoxious.

Tits

Pointy Tits

i Love Semi-famous Ppl


edit-why the hell can't i do all caps anymore? wtf??

Say what you want about the music, but if you don't want to sleep with this:



then there are some questions you must ask yourself.

That chick's not really attractive at all. I guess she's SOMEWHAT cute but I see 50 better looking chick than that every time I go outside for more than a few minutes (instead of sitting on the internet all day, jacking off over "punk" chix). Plus, the way she comes off in interviews and the way she sings makes her that much more unattractive.

That picture you posted is hideous.

Jamie Stewart gave me free buttons because I wore a shirt to their show that said "fun is for assholes" that I made by hot gluing felt letters to a white shirt.

Thao With The Get Down Stay Down commented on it while playing.

But if you did? I'd be jealous. Definitely.

I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM/

FUCK THE BOARD

YEAH MAN

I AGREE THIS BOARD IS LAME

L-A-m-E!

I CAN DO ALL CAPS THOUGH

ISN'T THIS COOL
WHEEEE

You can't even see her. She was just in a suggestive position.

It's all a matter of taste, but just going by looks I really think she's gorgeous.

ERECT PENIS

i agree
just not byop

i'd do her. she has a lot of energy

I have seen her, obviously. I'm just saying.. that picture you posted is hideous. I know why you posted it. It's just a hideous picture.

Gorgeous? Hm. To each their own!

I don't know, if I were to rate her out of 10, I'd give her a 5. Haha.

..

In all seriousness though, I do see a lot of ugly or decent chicks suddenly being propelled to "I WANNA FUCKIN BANG HER!!!!!!" just cuz they jump around and yell annoying shit. Like, can you believe there's people who think Kathleen Hanna is hot? HAha.

No no no, we must argue about this until we agree.

But I'm just going by her face. Personality/stage whatever you wanna call it aside, I just think she has a very pretty face. Not a 10 by any means, but I would say an 8. A girl I know told me I go for girls with big noses, though, and I think she has one. That might have something to do with it.

i wanna fucking bang you adam!!









haaa haa haaa



of course not man. but gimme a fukeen break. you're in a band too, you sex object of who-knows-what-the-fuck.

i mean.

exhibitionist, exhibit thyself!

--

i meant doctor, heal, some other such shit

hahah

i think she's pretty hot. even if she didn't "jump around and yell annoying shit". but then again, i have a thing for blonde chicks.

Oh, yeah, she has a pretty cute face.

It takes a lot more than a cute face for me to want to bang a broad though :)

!@#$%!, trust me when I say, my music doesn't help me get laid, hahaha. And I'm certainly not a sex object..

DAMN YOU SEXY

how much?