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i need help dealing with a hater/biter in my life. any ideas?

do you have to be nice to him/her or can you do what you want?

Wait...where did Advice Dog go?

What does (s)he hate biting?

that's right where is AD?

A hater? A biter? Try one of these.

Works for me.

I've found that crowbars work nicely. apply to the jaw/forehead liberally.

ok. my turn.

it's too damn hot.

(I think I did this backwards)

she's trying desperately to be the scene queen/hipster authority on all things obscure in my town. i just moved here for my boyfriend and we're the little noize/tape punk couple that never leave the house. she basically lurks us constantly and steals our shit and doesn't give us credit, and then talks shit about us and tries to break us up. everything about her identity is stolen from someone else.

i posted this:








she does things like suck dude's dicks while they are on the toilet at parties and when i moved here she told everyone that my boyfriend had told her that "he loved her" and that made everyone all weird when they met me and found out i moved for him, until he cleared it up. she makes up lies about people so she looks like she's ~in the know~. she lurks my music and then recc's it to people without saying where she got it etc.

damn, you had me until that part about E-40. :(

i would say that this is a situation calling for an ass beating.

that's what i'm saying! my boyfriend is too much of a pussy though, cause they went to HS together and a lot of his friends are friends with her, and would probably side with her because of past drama with his ex in LA. pretty much i want to ruin her life.

And you is the only gay in the village?

do it. don't listen to him. he's wrong.

girlgun (wife_unit) has this problem somewhat often.

I, on the other hand, am far too confusing to be bitten.

best o' luck.

It always comes back to the bottoms doesn't it.

"LIZ IS IN THE HOSPITAL!"
"I PUT THAT BITCH THERE"
"KANA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"

i'm thinking about terrorizing her slowly and subtley first. deflate her tires, mail her cow hearts anonymously, erase her harddrive with a magnet, etc.

yr boyfriend may , JUST MAY, be fucking her too.

Re: the bottom beating, not anything fs said about gg.

^^^ show's how much you know.


ps:

lulz.

she will clear the situation by herself. nobody will believe her in the future anymore, at least when anybody knows that she s a shittalker.
just be patient.
if you are not the pacifist-type:
knock her teeth out, nobody believs somebody who got no teeth, really.

ooh yeah
just make her life hell
make her think she's going crazy

Or just cut her brake lines.

Just remember: Super-Glue is a gift from the Good Dude upstairs when trying to annoying people.

punch her in the throat.

you have no idea how impossible that is. he hates her too, and we're fucking attatched at the hip. and when my boyfriend was single, she was single, and as soon as we started dating, she started copying me and got some skinny music-obsessed vegan boyfriend (eerily similar to mine) even though i know the week before they started dating she was fucking my friend's roommate.

Kick her in the fanny.

do the teeth trick!!!

You should burn her ears with fuckin' harsh noise y'know, like play larsens ultra loud when she's around. That way she'll never be able to copycat you anytime in the future

make her eat the curb!

Force feed her Orange Revels.

that's good. sometimes these things get ugly because "SOMEONE" is lying, you know?

wait till she is asleep, cut open a habanero pepper, rub your index finger all on the inner seeds and walls of the pepper, then shove that fucker third-knuckle deep into her snatch. the burn in her vajayjay will learn her some manners.
and while you're at it, get her in the eye too. pussy flow and pepper finger all in the eye. wow. what kinda stanky hurt is that gonna be cuz you know that bitche's dick-hole is stank

^^^ wow rob's been putting some SERIOUS thought into this one.


you people and yr violence disgust me.

clearly, this is the job for a good ol' fashioned hex.

skin the pepper and shove the whole thing up her snatch

Kiss and make up.

Which is what she's probably doing with your slut of a boyfriend right now.

i don't want to go anywhere near that wasteland of STDs. Sometimes i make up fake bands and "namedrop" them around her, and she'll post bulletins like "does anyone have any (made up band name) albums? mine got deleted and i want to listen to them :("

SERIOUSLY

pookie's right. maybe she just needs a hug.

You bitch whore.

Remind me never to cross you.

will do.

Yeah, I'd go with Kegmama's throat punch idea. That's the only way she'll ever learn.

haha. ^ my best friends old lady is like this. she wants so bad to be me its ridiculous. as he started briging her around more she would ask where i got my clothes, shoes, hair done, etc. then she went and dyed her hair the same color and attempted to interpret my style (failed miserably). worst thing though was we went shopping once and i found some cute tinkerbell panties and she bought the same f-ing kind! so gross.