I broke my foot thanks to girlgun
 

So, last night I had my heels out from reviewing them for girlgun. I hopped over them and landed funny and I knew something wasn't right. After crying pretty hard for a good 2 hours at the emergency room from everyone attempting to put ice packs on my swollen broken foot, they finally took me out of the waiting room and into a real room. After three x-rays of my foot, I sat there for another hour and some chick came in and said I'm fine and made me sign this random shit and take some weak painpills. Got home at almost 4am.

Woke up a few minutes ago - mom says they just called and said it's broken. Whatta bunch of dumb fucks.

Never trust hospitals or girlgun.

Hahaha...I mean, I'm so sorry to hear about that Ms. Canyons. I hope you heal quickly and that you find yourself some good pain pills.

Never trust a girl with a gun.

she's jinxy. I'm tellin' ya.

Your fine...

highline fracture.

battery acid talkin'.

for the record: I knew there would be trouble as soon as she started pulling all those damn shoes out of the closet.

she never listens though...

:(


on the bright side: at least you didn't jump off a balcony!

all my bones are virgins (YES!)

Sorry to hear about you foot. Once you're well again you should beat down the doctor with one of the shoes.

Damn, that sucks.

I hate hospital waiting rooms, they're sooooo annoying. I like being in the hospital though, for whatever reason.

When I went to the hospital I had been throwing up like crazy in the parking lot before going into the waiting room. Once I was in there and waiting, a group of guys came up to me and were like, "Hey girl, want to come outside for a smoke?" Fucking crazy bastards, I'm practically dying here I'm in so much pain.

Anyways, how long will it take for your foot to be back to normal?

i got a concussion from watch golf on tv

i was watching some tournament a couple years back and sat up and stretched my head back too far that it blocked the blood to my brain and i passed out as i was falling and woke up on the ground

Poor girl!

That's the first example of "broken bone Interwebz collaboration" I can think of. Initiatives like this make the internet great :)

she's a witch

don't tell me you didn't know

SUCKA!

oh damn.

It should take more than a month for it to heal properly. Since I have to walk around campus... I'll probably have to drop out :( I can't even put pressure on it cause it hurts so bad.

Explain your situation to the administration and take online classes, if you can.

Let's show off broken bones!
here's mine.

Don't drop out! Get a wheelchair or some shit. You can get away with a hell of a lot in a wheelchair!

I can't :(
My two photo classes are strictly hands-on. If I have to stop taking those there's no point to even going.

You can't focus an enlarger in a wheelchair :( this sucks...

No walking cast either?

o discordia.

she's ruined yr life!!

Nope. I can't walk, period.

Why don't they give you a cast or anything?

The pain will ease up after a while though, will it not? Even if it' snot completely healed you may be able to use it enough to go to class.

Don't drop out! At least talk to your teachers about your issue first.

There's nothing they can do right now. They had no doctors for bone breaks on call (what the fuck) so they gave me this thing to prevent me from hitting my foot on shit. Which doesn't make any sense cause it's not like I can walk... So I have to go see the bone doctor dude on Friday to get everything situated.

But when I say I can't walk, I mean I literally can't walk. It hurts so bad to put ANY pressure on it... so I have to jump around on one foot which is dangerous.

they didn't even give you crutches?
fucking cunts.

you know, i thought about being a nurse for awhile and i can assuredly say with no formal medical training that i would do better than these mongoloids.

Yeah, wtf? They said I had to go BUY MY OWN because they don't GIVE THEM OUT anymore. Whatta bunch of stupid fucks. I'd have you treat my foot anyday, I can honestly say anyone can do better than these idiots.

bitch, get some wheels!!!



oh yeah baby. all-terrain!

that's bollocks. i'd give you good drugs too.

i had the wife on a wheelchair today

it was kinky...

Heck yes. My parents feel bad for me so they're gonna start feeding me vicodin. Thank god.

You should open your own clinic.

i really am. i'm sorry i contaminated you :(

k.

i don't treat STD's though!

Hahaha. Rightfully so.

holy shit, i hope it heals soon.

someone needs fucking calcium in her diet

i've only broken one bone ever :D
it was my own stupid fault though, i decided to climb up a slide in the rain and fell and broke my collar bone.

but the point is that i drank my milk when i was a kiddo and i put milk in my coffee and i drink a lot of coffee and sometimes i drink milk straight.

I have plenty of calcium in my diet... my feet are just dumb I guess

OWWW...






what about vitamin d though? are you a sun hater?

anyway, sorry to hear the vikes didn't work. they don't do much for me either. ibuprofen 800 is my weapon against excess pain, and it works fine!