i would be an awesome politician...
 

if it weren't for my shady past.

sayin'.

i'm bored. yep.

SHAME!!!!

all you'd have to do is show some cleavage and you'd get my vote

this is why i love you. well and the fact you're fucking adorable and hilarious.

let's go get in some trouble, but don't tell anyone... i'm gonna run for city council.

I'm afraid people aren't ready to have a robot as a First Lady :/

i'm not a robot!

for the last time, floatingslowly and i are NOT the same person!!!!

geeeeeeez, syrfox! geeeez!

but the bahaviour is similar...
botbotbot

oh... dur. floatingslowly just explained your post.

i'm just a dumb blonde (with dyed black hair)

apologies.

now you're talking


you're easy to please, huh?


city council are generally a bunch of twisted crooks-- you should have nothing to fear. but your insecurities might betray you-- depending on public approval is a tough business-- just saying.

ps- im not looking to be adorable

good thing.

(just kidding)

i'm not really running, but i have considered it. i'm just so... superior. ;)

No you're not :) you would be an awesome politician, remember
My post wasn't really clear, and I think I edited four times due to my own mistakes :(

if you can handle rejection then you can handle an election

i had some very minor elected posts in the past and its a weird-ass feeling to be asking people to vote for you-- very fucking strange. and then you win and shit gets to your head. and then they reelect you and you think you're king of the world. and then they boot you out and it's shit.

it can be quite emotionally draining is what im saying, especially if you can't handle criticism, cos your opponents will try to tear you a new one even if they have to make up shit and they you have to defend yourself and it's utter shit.

but-- it can be fun.

best wishes.

our cleavage will rule the world

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symbol guy:

for the record, this post was total bullshit. i need no wishes. unless you want to wish me good luck tonight at "crazy girl's" birthday dinner. fucking jesus hell.

and syrfox... you were clear. i'm a retard.

rawr. you.... drive..... me.... wild!!!!

pucker up baby

bah! you're wasting my FRIDAY AFTERNOON WORK HOURS with BULLSHIT???





ha ha ha-- thanks!

yeah, "good luck crazy girls"

post us some hot party pictures after you recover, eh? preferrably in a state of undress, either partial or total!

ooohhhh emmmmm geeeee.

i'm going to need some "alone" time.

you don't wanna see her nekkid. she's an 85 pound bulemic.

its getting hot in herrr

more pictures dave!

gawd. you're keeping me away from public office by contributing to my shady-ness.

can i be your secretary/intern?

eW

but i wouldnt mind you + your injun pillow fight action

remember me when you're drunk! :D

yes. i need one. wear something sexy.

symbol guy: injun is preggers. still interested?

so, our office is clothes-optional right? or is that only on friday?

actually... it's alwaysnude. i hope that's not a problem.

thats fine by me. we will never want to leave the orif, er office. jacuzzi and mini-bar as well?

i don't have a mini-bar... i have a crazyhuge-bar.

i don't even need to pay you. working for me is payment enough.

yes
and
yes

am i the father?

preggers sex is even yummier. :D

*cough*

i mean, pregnant women are beautiful!

you get a raise! 0+0 = BIG RAISE!

how did i know you'd be down with the preggers injun, symbol guy?

what if i get 'excited' doing paperwork one day... what's the policy? do i let the flag fly?

does paperwork usually get you excited?

floatingslowly wants to know if it makes a difference to you if he's in charge of the shredder.

(i think it shouldn't make a difference)

i don't know but it doesn't take majicks to figure out what gives me a horn

anyway i am out to my own local debaucheries, please REMEMBER ME WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK and TAKE SOME HOT PICTURES (no skeletors please).

CLEAVAGE POWER!!!

can i be your uh...presidential party planner?

I give you this book to learn how to win an election :

Please come forward. I'm very happy to corrupt the votes and make you win elections that don't exist.

Can we have a girlgunkegmamacantankersterriblecanyonsemmahboyhow dyetc political party?

it depends... sometimes big words or legal terms do the trick... or if i get paper-cut and blood drips onto my cock, then that might excite me and everyone else.

i don't shred, i burn, so thats fine by me.