Morrisey quotes
 

A ban please.

what, as in don't post Morrissey quotes? Sorry, I went to sleep, and now I've woken up at the wrong time so I'm a bit confused.

Edit: hang on, I need to change my avatar cos that black square was meant to be some kind of animated thing but it isn't working.

But meat IS murder

Stop trying to be as, erm , witty as him.

no I really have just woken up and I really am confused. I won't poat any quotes of his though because I think that's what's being suggested.

Yeah, but I've never been a troll and I wanted to try it. That was pretty much the only quote I know. not a big fan.

But I'm not really a troll--just on the internet.

Morrisey should fuck back off to Salford or whatever lowly industrial hovel he came from and can fuck off with his fucking annoying whining voice too. AND his hippie bullshit. Fuck this. Fuck that. I hate everyone.

IF A DOUBLE DECKER BUS
CRASHES INTO US
TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE
IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE

Lame.

THERE IS A LIIIIIIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT



no. there isn't, moz.

yeah...

even if he's talking about the fucking sun.. it's EVENTUALLY going to burn out.

No light is permanent.

Fuck him.

i am the son and heir
of nothing in particular...


you're the son and heir of lame.

SO WHY THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO YOUR RECORD?

i'll tell you why.

for the NEEEEEOWWWWWW noise.

My favorite lyric is "oh i'd like to put my hands on your mammary glands."

It's just so.... wrong. Morrissey's so... not... into girls.

this charming man is possibly the gayest song i have ever heard in my life.

yeah.. especially when he goes... "ah-WAH!!!"

"I'm a TWAT" - Morrissey

"I'm a vegetarian. But if Morrissey doesn't eat meat, I'm going to start. Because I hate Morrissey." - Robert Smith

morrissey needs to cheer the fuck up

either that or just off himself already, because the world does not need another awful record from him

frankly mr. shankly makes me want to fucking kill myself.

i'll always love morrissey for one reason: LOUDER. THAN. BOMBS.

hand in glove
the sun shines out of our behinds



MOZ for the awesome rock win!

i can never understand the whole morrissey = depressing thing. maybe one or two songs, but 90% of the time he's funny as fuck. And The Smiths are still one of my favourite bands ever, and all the dissing from all the Pink Floyd and Shellac fans in the world won't change that fact.

morrissey is the funniest man in rock

Quite probably. Even when he's singing about wanting to kill himself he makes it sound like what he really wants is just an afternoon nap.

I have just discovered some girls are bigger than others.

Hah.

I read that Morrissey lost his virginity a few years ago.

Smiths era Morrissey was in a league of his own. Solo Morrissey is still a great front man, but one in desperate need of a decent band. He's still a funny fucker though that can, on occasions, put out a real corker like First of the Gang to Die.

And if you don't believe me ask a crip, homes.

I really like the song suedehead..

I've always loved his whole attitude towards popular culture which has always struck me as being genuinely impassioned without ever falling into the usual 'classic album' bollocks. As a fifteen year old Morrissey was probably the closest thing I had to pop icon. I'm certainly not ashamed to say that I probably got into more bands, books, films, etc, through him than i did through any other person in pop. The only person from that era who I could possibly mention in the same breath would be Robert Forster.

Moz is witty, he is. he can write a novel for one tune. the Smiths were one of the best bands ever, IMO.

"Bring me the head of Elton John"

you're the one for me, fatty

I like Morrissey. He can be pretty amusing, though he was better when he was in The Smiths.