londoners need help!
 

a friend of mine is in london and i asked her to get another friend a boxset of hammer films, that has vampire circus in it. is there a specific store that one can go to to find those kinds of dvds?
any list of good video stores would be fantastic.
thanks



fuck i screwed up the title, it should either be Londoners, need help. or better yet, londoners-i need help.
you guys are fine and need no assistance

fugazifan - the HMV on Oxford Street (near Oxford Circus) is good for this sort of stuff. Also, there is The Cinema Store just round the corner from Leciester Square Underground:

http://www.allinlondon.co.uk/directory/1226/7866.php

Hope this helps :)

there's a virgin megastore in london, isn't there? i didn't waste my time there personally because there's one with three floors here.
but anyway, they might have it there.

There is (it's now called Zavvi) on Oxford Street, and another one on Piccadilly Circus, which is especially good for DVDs and stuff. Well reminded, C!

danke shein... i will mail her this thread.
i really liked the days of eclipse songs...

Aw, thanks fugazifan! *goes all humble and shy*

I actually don't think Vampire Circus is in the Hammer Box Set. At least not the one I have.

there is definatly a boxset of three films in it that one is vampire circus...it has been seen on ebay

_slavo_: is this the one:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hammer-House.../dp/B00006JNBR

The Royal Festival Hall shop is not bad either.

Oh OK, I wasn't aware of that one. I may have to indulge myself actually.

I actually don't have a single clue what you're talking about now.

_slavo_ : it has "Vampire Circus" on it - I haven't been able to find any other Hammer boxsets with this film included.

ok, and what am i to do with it? it was fugazifan who asked for teh movie, not me ;)

Arggghhhhhhh!
*embarrassed*

Oh never mind, just buy it anyway, eh? :D ;)

*fills out order with a confused retarded smile on face*

yes..sir!

Melly you skidmark. Stop addressing Slavo when you need to be addressing Fugazifan.

Don't do it Slavo. Melly works for the DVD company. It's a method he uses to sell more copies.

demonrail - Sorry Dad. Can I watch this On The Buses DVD tonight? I've done my homework and everything.

he definitely knows how to sell his products, then

*presses submit button on DVD order*

Whatever you do Slavo, DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON!

done already!

*sound of helicopters behind my window*

Ha ha ha, my evil plan has worked again.

Try and you might, demon, you can't stop me. Now, would you care for this Pete Walker boxset?

No Slavo ........ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Ha ha ha Earthlings. The submit button has been pressed. Now you are mine."

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"Daddy, why did Slavo press the submit button?"

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"But Daddy. Can we not rise up against the Mellydom?"

"No my child. They have made us too weak."

now that my whole world is ruined, i can finally start a music career:

The Mellydom shock troops on the way to track down Demonrail and child:



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"Oh so divine! When we catch demonrail's, we make him over bigtime. I'll do the hair, and you do his nails!"

We must now think only of the Mellydom. They are our leaders now.

"But Daddy, there are rumours of four men from the middle lands that say they can use the power of silliness to rise up against the Mellydom. Is this true?"



"No Child, even the Slade's powers of silliness are now too weak to resist the Mellydom."

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The Pratorian Guard of the Mellydom on the look out for demonrail:

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And so, in 2008, Earth became a battleground between the Mellydom and a rogue army led by the Clarkson.

The Clarksons, with only their souped up Ford Mondeos and copies of Bat Out Of Hell soon punctured the Mellydom's reign until once again, Earth could return to straightness.


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.....leaving Melly himself to escape to Sydney, licking his wounds and drowning his sorrows in a drag queen bar.

Even today, mothers talk to their children in hushed tones about the dangers of ordering Melly recommendations from Amazon....