I'd like to share my pot with you.
 

"if reefer really makes you happy nigga blaze it.. hell yeah, hell yeah.."

smokin on a blunt, roll another up you know it can really ease your mind..

Keep smokin that reefer sendin me straight to heaven

no thx.

when the corn is ripe
i light my pipe
and smoke the peace
of the world

pass the bong

smoke a bong in your thong

M-E-T-H-O-D MAAAAAAAAN! f'sho.

HELL YEAH. I love that song so much.

Hits From The Bong

Some marijuana if you got some.

word up

cause it's awesome!

where you at? you know I straight stay with herbz..

Weed is boring.

no, life is boring, herb is more refreshing then a fucking coca cola!

 

I guess.

pointing a gun at your own nuts = stupid

2pac 4lyfe, holmes.

2pac has left the building

He's still alive in Cuba making records.

yeah, with jfk and marilyn monroe.

Yeah JFK is still alive, didn't you see him at the Democratic Convention?

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showpos...6&postcount=49

Grr, my friend makes me mad when shes "high." She sucks at taking hits so she gets to this stage where she is kind of high, but a bitch about it. She'll always bring it back to "I guess I feel high *sigh*" and bring the mood down. And then I'll be talking, and she'll just argue something, so I'll argue back, but calmly, because I'm just talking about it and getting into it, but then she just gets pissed off, and it pisses me off!

Up in smoke
Thats where my money goes
In my lungs
and sometimes up my nose
When troubled times
Begin to bother me
I take a toke
and all my cares
Go up in smoke

Up in smoke
Donde todos es mi rey
There are no signs
Que dice no fumer
So I roll un "bomber"
Y me doy, un buen toke-ay
Y despues I choke
Y todos mis cares
Go up in smoke
Come on let's go get high

Up in smoke
That's where I wanna be
'Cause when I'm high
The world below
Don't bother me
When life begins
To be one long
and dangerous road
I take a toke
and all my cares
Go up in smoke

blunted at birth.

One sunny day I was riding my bike,
And smokin' a joint, 'cause that's what I like
A police man stopped me and began to stare,
And he said "Hey sonny, whatcha smokin' there?"

I said..
It's a reefer, do ya want some, police man?
It's a reefer, do ya want a blast?
It's a reefer, do ya want some, police man?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?

Well he put me in his car and he left my bike,
And he took my reefer, which he quite liked
When we got to the station his eyes were all red,
And the Sergeant said "Constable, you're out of your head!"

He said "Yeah!
It's a reefer, do ya want some, Sergeant?
It's a reefer, do ya want a blast?
It's a reefer, do ya want some, Sergeant?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?"

Well, he suspended the Constable for his little joke,
And he went to the bathroom to have a little toke
When he got back and rolled another eight,
And they were being passed 'round every copper in the place

Well, I sold them two ounces, and one sixteenth,
And they rolled the biggest joint that the world has ever seen

And they all sang together...
It's a reefer, do ya want some, mindless,
It's a reefer, do ya want a blast?
It's a reefer, do ya want some, mindless,
Thanks for your company, and thanks for the grass!

Hello, is anybody there man?
Hey welcome to McDoobies man can I take your order?
Yeah, I'd like a Mc really Happy meal man
Oh no problem man, you wanna get fried with that man?
Yeah I sure hope so man
Ok
Hey is it ok if i fool around in the McDoobie Land room?
Oh sure just don't knock over the bong this time ok
alright
hey is it too late to add on a order of hash brownies man
Oh no man, you always get it your way at this place man
Do I?
Yeah hey hit it gang
Grab a bag full of tops(oh wow man)
Just watch out for the cops(far-out)
Theres no stems and no seeds
drive around if you please(hey man you guys make a bacon double wide burger?)
You deserve a spliff today
Take one toke and your blown away at McDoobies(McDoobies)
At McDoobies

"Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it on to meeeeee"

And the best bonged-out album ever is:

not if there is no bullet in thechamber
, as it turns out, your average leather belt is not quite a holster, and can barely support a baggy pair of pants. Thus, the dick is the perfect balancer for the weight of the piece.

i saw elvis at mcdonalds.

NYC DIESEL MOTHERFUCKER

I saw Elvis in Streatham
*shudders horribly at that memory*

I used to like Nepalese Gold. Anyone else here smoked that goodness?

<3 <3 <3

^^^Ah, the Bulldog coffee house in Amsterdam. Happy memories.

i just calculated it
i've smoked about a pound of that shit in the last year
which means i've spent about $8000 on weed in the last year

CHUMP CHANGE.

Fuck, that more than £4,000!

Good thing yer a lady of moolah, innit? ;)

no partnah not chump change, I'm talkin Trump change

dope is for sharing.........
its better to pass it on than pass out........
such friends.. you can share mine anytime!

Solomon said to Eat and Drink that which you have gathered with the work of your hands all the glorious days of your life. He said what is the point of stockpiling goods, holding money and resources indefinitely, because you will eventually die, and someone else will take what you have saved. He says that it is thus better to share in advance what you have accrued, and then you will get the reward to enjoying your possessions together with people BEFORE you die, rather then being looted after.

in less words, share before its gone, cuz they will get it regardless.