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Sheriff Rhys Chatham 09.10.2008 12:07 PM

If Your Music was a Person.
 
If the traits from all the music you listen to were some how transformed into a person what would they be like?

I picture my taste being a very ugly woman or a man with a wonderful voice that likes to burn shit then write chart topping songs about it. Any how I couldn't ever imagine making love to my music in human form, with the beard, scars and all.

Just an idea.:o

Cantankerous 09.10.2008 12:11 PM

um. me i suppose.

nicfit 09.10.2008 12:12 PM

Ron Pearlman + Peter Stormare.

king_buzzo 09.10.2008 12:12 PM

it would just transform into a smaller planet like the lumas in super mario galaxy do.


or Ron Jeremy.

Grete 09.10.2008 12:14 PM

boh I think just me :D
why another person?!

PAULYBEE2656 09.10.2008 12:14 PM

my music would be like............... penfold of dangermouse..
an unsung hero, may be blinkered but everyone loves him!

floatingslowly 09.10.2008 12:14 PM

savage clone.

 

gmku 09.10.2008 12:15 PM

Like Jeff Beck from his Yardbirds days. Uber cool.

Grete 09.10.2008 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
um. me i suppose.

yeahhh ahahahah

king_buzzo 09.10.2008 02:17 PM

also: scarface.

Rob Instigator 09.10.2008 02:29 PM

my music would look like J Mascis if you got him REALLY angry

Glice 09.10.2008 02:31 PM

A piss-sodden, toothless crack-head barking Proust.

StevOK 09.10.2008 02:42 PM

Beck.

This Is Not Here 09.10.2008 02:49 PM

I'm quite sure long periods of listening to Yoko Ono's music would end up in getting sectioned, so if you were the embodiment of Yoko Ono's and all experimental music in general, you'd look a little like this:

 

This Is Not Here 09.10.2008 02:50 PM


 

al shabbray 09.10.2008 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
um. me i suppose.


best answer. totally nails it

terriblecanyons 09.10.2008 03:25 PM

Uh... My music would turn into some hot mysterious Icelandic dude who wears really eccentric clothing, strange shoes and a neon green tie with everything, while using like 345675 ipods all at once. He would be a superhero by night. He would also be really tall... cause I like tall people, duh.

And I would marry him and we would live happily ever after.

diskaholic-anonymous 09.10.2008 03:48 PM

i don't know maybe... mmm!...once upon a time early lou velvet reed and iggy stooge had a night of hard gay sex and one of them got pregnant...their "miracle" would be my music...

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 09.10.2008 03:52 PM

 

eduveloper 09.10.2008 04:00 PM

a very very slowly moving person, centuries old
elephant beats and bird whistles
some plants start flowering when she passes by,
some trees got uprooted

she has an appointment with a string player, a few dancers and a childrens choir from Berlin.

EMMAh 09.10.2008 04:01 PM

I have no idea, probably a different version of myself.

davenotdead 09.11.2008 12:21 AM

i couldn't put it into this words, so i guess this picture helps
 

EMMAh 09.11.2008 12:24 AM

"Sexy" cows?

davenotdead 09.11.2008 12:25 AM

yeah

EMMAh 09.11.2008 12:28 AM

Oooo, "sexy" cows with healing powers.

Very nice ;)

uhler 09.11.2008 12:34 AM

i would picture someone that wears glasses, likes to wear sweaters with random punk band buttons, band shirts or button up shirts that wears either jeans or cut off shorts and ten dollar slip on shoes without socks. he would also put blond hair dye in his dark brown hair just to see what it would look like and it would then turn pumpkin orange/blond.

MellySingsDoom 09.11.2008 01:23 AM

If my music was a person, it would be this one:

 

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 09.11.2008 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
If my music was a person, it would be this one:



 


:D I love that show

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 09.11.2008 01:53 AM

I think if my music collection manifested itself into a woman. . . it would be a harlot.

Cantankerous 09.11.2008 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
If my music was a person, it would be this one:


 



father ted <3

pbradley 09.11.2008 02:03 AM

FECK ARSE DRINK GARLS

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 09.11.2008 02:16 AM

I like the one where Father Jack drinks a large amount of cleaner and appears dead for a few days and Father Ted and Dougal find out they have to stay in his crypt for a night to make sure he's dead to get his inheritance.

drrrtyboots 09.11.2008 05:34 AM

My music would be a schizophrenic bitch who would beat me into an unconscious state and then hold me in her arms, tenderly rocking back and forth until I came to. She would then likely spoon-feed me ice cream (whichever flavor I desired) and convince me to come to bed with her.

Trasher02 09.11.2008 06:05 AM

 


BECAUSE MY MUZIK IS FUCKING BADASS!!1!

Death & the Maiden 09.11.2008 07:27 AM

Maybe a bit like Blixa Bargeld in the eighties (appearance wise).

al shabbray 09.11.2008 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drrrtyboots
My music would be a schizophrenic bitch who would beat me into an unconscious state and then hold me in her arms, tenderly rocking back and forth until I came to. She would then likely spoon-feed me ice cream (whichever flavor I desired) and convince me to come to bed with her.



sounds like "sexual healing" to me

ALIEN ANAL 09.11.2008 07:34 AM

a man with Styrofoam cup eyes and a beard made of bees!

StevOK 09.11.2008 10:36 AM

 


Maybe this guy, with his trusty side-kick:

 


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