Would you accomodate SYG boardies for a couple of days (or more)?
 

boardies? i would not let such perverts in my home!

actually, im way out of yr proposed triangle.

^^^o yeah but whatever , isaid the question was valid for anybody; i'm just adding the fact that i might ACTUALLY be travelling fairly soon in the years to come. But the question is huh generic?

actually wouldn't accomodate Porky cuz he's a twat.
Is he a nice guy in real life?
ha ha

i would board some boardies i guess.

No.

For the record.

Yes he is. He gave me a hug.

my spare room is the one that's top right.

mang, i stayed in a chateau once, holy fuck, that was awesome

that's what i thought. but then if i put him up, I would want to DO ME.
I don't want that.
Geez i'm torn.

Translate?

last year my wife and i were offered a speical gift: a night in a "yourte" (that is a traditional tibetan -kinda or Mongolia - "house", like that:

it looked like that inside:

it was gorgeous.





so we had dirty sex.
for the record.

oops sorry i meant HE would want to do ME, of course.
otherwise it would have looked like something like that:

charming.

I would on the stipulation they were playing a show.

i hope "dirty" doesnt mean "we shat on the bed"

cuz that would cause people to deny you shelter...

i would definitly let a couple of you stay here.

ive moved house, and currently live alone and isolated in a town house above a ladies fashion shop. its got 4 floors! unbelievably cool place and unbeleivably cheap.

i only got it cos the landlady likes me and the last guy (a friend of mine) had a band here and trashed the place and it basically became a semi squat.

stza crack actually stayed here.

after the last guy left a thousand quid was apparently spent fixin the damage he and half the town caused in it. its a great place. altho of course lonely, since anyone i know who wants to move in would just do drugs and have parties and trash it.

might move to belfast or london tho since there is absolutely nothing to do in this town. its tearing me apart because if i move i will have left such a great house and have to move into somewere that will inevitably be smaller than this place and not be suitable for my drum kit or playing gtr loud late at night.

if you were coming to texas, you could def crash on my new comfy-as-fuck couch

Nooooo.

First of all, I don't even have my friend's over to my house.

Secondly, my parents would wonder who the fuck this grown man is.

Thirdly, there would be no where for you to sleep

You're not his type.

that sounds like the premise of a novel.

a mans life falls apart, he looses his home, money, friends, job, internet connection, everything - then sets out on an epic quest for a couch in texas

I would, but I cannot provide food. Sorry guys :(

Why cannot you provide food?

and how would you know?
i'm kinda cute.
Gay people usually wanna DO ME,
i have excellent stories from the US when i was hardly 20. Went travelling all along the Westcoast. met that guy in the Greyhound bus, took me to his place in Seattle, saying he was like a pizzaplace owner or something, he turned out to be a gay speed dealer.
He for one really had a hard-on for me.
He ASKED ME plainly "if i wanted to try". And so did his huh "friend".
They wanted to "sandwich" me, like they're the bread and i'm the ham, get it?
yeah right
even high on speed, i gathered my senses to say no thanx.

You're too fat.

Maybe they were chubby chasers.

hahahaha
have i actually posted pix of me apart from the ones with my kid?
i don't rememeber.
i'm not THAT fat, honestly.
i could do with losing say 5 kilos.
I would feel way better.

She probably isn't made of money.

I don't remember seeing a picture of you. I'm just taking your word for it fatty.

nah they were genuinely nice guys.
fact is he really liked me when we met so he gave me his address and when i gotto seatlle two weeks after i rang him and he turned up at the station to fetch me. He told me about the lies staight from the beginning, so i wasn't too sure (i was kinda reckless at the time, looking for adventure and danger see)

But maan they wer srewed on drugs
speed is not the best.
i felt really strange leaving after 5 days really high on speed and weed.
riding the bus for two whole days from Seattle to Nebraska.... coming down , listening to the Diamond Sea and Skip tracer on my old walkman. Batteries slowly dying, Creepy.

this one is dedicated to my own bad self
"Enjoy, self"

a short list of you...maybe.

sarramkrop would be near the top of this list.

I sure hope he doesn't try to fuck me in my sleep though!! gay people do that, you know.

speaking of gay people, did you know you can spot a gay by their horns? it's true. try it.

this is no hug, it's called "sodomy".
look it up on wiki.
I think he fooled you.

yes and hence the saying "geeeez, You're soooooooooooooooooooo Italian!"

Yer more than welcome to crash round mine for a couple of days, if you could put up with sleeping on a sofa bed in a sleeping bag, and having to listen to my interminible waffling. Mmm, sounds tempting, eh? :D

that actually sounds like fun. but put a plastic on your sofa bed man-- he shits on other people's beds!

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

*Orders plastic sheeting from poopysecure.com*

hahahahahaha
dirtysex doesn't mean that, come on.
yeah actually i thought i might try and meet u in London, Melly, some day, but i'll PM you before and all the rest of it, if can manage something in the forthcoming year. That would be cool. You're the nicest of all.
and you wouldn't DO ME like Porky would.





would you?

No sir. I'm waiting for Synth-man to come over, so I can do him instead :D

synth needs a boyfriend upgrade

the bastard would go on vacation & leave him behind

you take him to mikonos & show him how it's done

you could probably stay but my couch is pretty small. that is in no way an invitation to bed!