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Is being caught air-guitaring worse than being caught masturbating?
You're rocking out in you're room too some Sonic Youth, and you crack out the air guitar. Then suddenly you're mum/brother/girlfreind/wife or someone walks in, is the resulting burning sense of shame and embarrisment WORSE than them having caught you shaking hands with the govenor of love?
Has anyone experienced both and is willing to compare experiences? GO!  |
I don't think so, but I wouldn't really know.
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I've been caught air guitaring twice. Once to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' when I was little, and then 'Candle' when I was like 13 maybe. It's embarrassing. I suppose if I caught one of my friends air guitaring, I'd understand, its a lot of fun and its just rock's equivalent of dancing. If I caught someone masturbating I'd be like AHH!!! |
I got caught air-guitairing once by my stepfather as a 19 year old. He laughed, I was embarrassed for about a minute or two, then resumed the air guitaring business.
Thankfully my parents never caught me having a good, hearty fapping sesh. |
no. i air guitar all the time.
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yeah, i do it in public. fapping is reserved for the bushes on vacation. but air guitar can be done in the market
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nah .
airguitaring is allright having sex is beter than masturbating though. The real question is : who can masturbate while airguitaring? |
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But it isn't publically acceptable. At least, not in my eyes. |
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I suppose the quick-thinking chugger could possibly attempt to disguise masturbation as air guitaring. |
I would say that I've never been caught doing either, but that's partly due to the fact that 1) I NEVER "air guitar" and 2) I am part ninja. this makes it somewhat unfair to compare to you normal pee-pull.
learn 2 air drum, you hairy-palmed dorks. |
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Well if you walked into a room and somebody was dancing, wouldn't you find it odd? If someone walked in on you dancing, would they? |
It really depends on how hard you were air guitaring
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I'd love to adopt the air-drumming, but every time I attempt it, I keep thinking that I'm imitating Phil Collins *shudders* |
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This is true. My mother walked in on me air guitaring this morning, thus prompting this thread. But I wasn't really tearing it up, and she's walked in on me rocking out harder before, so she didn't really think much of it. |
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of note: I sing like a fucking angel. and by fucking angel, I mean, an angel that is being raped by a bull. needless to say, I had the last laugh. |
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after watching peanuts and corn i decided that you have a very human-like voice for a robot. |
of course I sound human. I'm fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of communication.
PRIME DIRECTIVE: INFILTRATE//EXTERMINATE ps: I think I just got caught drumming. |
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Steve Vai. |
i air-guitar and masturbate in public. its my thing
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no.
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But actually, I realised that the both of them are actually masturbating while GUITARING |
I'd say playing air guitar in front of a mirror is close to getting caught masturbating. Which I've done many a time.
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Can't be worse than masturbating infront of a mirror; it shouldn't be done; it's the first commandment in the Wanker's Bible.
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Not to mention the smudges. |
I reccomend Windowlene.
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I've been caught both air-guitaring and bashing the bishop, and I have to say it was a lot worse when my old man caught me with my trousers round my ankles.
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Bashing the bishop?! ha ha! What did you're old man say?, I can imagine if my dad caught me in the act it would just never be spoken of again...
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Haha, at the time he just said 'sorry' and quietly left the room. I could of died basically.
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It's my second tic, I can't help but doing it. I do it in public, I really don't care.
My first one is air drumming. |
I think both are fine. Although at least with masturbating there's a decent cue to walk out. You catch someone air guitaring and you're obliged to either make conversation or join in, which can be really embarassing.
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Group air-guitaring = soggy biscuit circle jerk?
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I think being caught replying to this thread is worse than both.
But that ain't got nothing to do with a good time. |
I'm really bad to strum and make notes/chord shapes as I walk. I can't help it.
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there's air guitar and then there's air guitar.
masturbation is always masturbation. |
I feel like if I could play guitar as well as I air-guitar, I'd be famous by now.
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I feel I could masturbate and play air-guitar at the same time.
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