paper cuts are shit
 

I'd rather break my arm then get another papercut. Seriously.

dude, have you ever broken a bone? it sucks. i've broken my right arm three times.

i broke my right arm when i was a little kid. paper cuts suuuck.

but it's like comparing cheeseburgers and speghetti

really? i bawled my little eyes out every time.

paper cuts are nothing compared to when you cut your fingers with guitar strings

Yeah that does hurt, i allways do it ^^ At a recent party, i was playin acousic with no pleck. I played loads of singalongs like Wonderwall, an a few green day songs an i was so fucking pissed, an loads of people were crouded into a tiny little room singing along.....and after my "set" i looked at my finger which was pouring with blood, but i couldnt feel a thing.....i can now say "ive played guitar till my fingers bleed" - :D

broke a finger when someone kicked it. you know that pain, the kind when you reach for something and bang the end of your finger like it was a nail?times that by 100.

At least you don't have prostatitis. It'll heal :)

Haven't been blessed enough to have a paper cut in some time. They can be a pain though.

They make me wince just talking about it. I hate them. They might hurt only for a short time, but that pain is pretty terrible.

Papercuts are like shots. They don't hurt, they're just nails on a chalkboard. I know what you're saying LifeDistortion - the thought makes me cringe. But when you really think about it, they don't hurt much at all.

epidural me all the way!

aah dude someone kicked my finger and broke it, but i didnt notice it so now its bent and it looks really weird

friend had his nose broken by a random headbutt attack and had to have it reset which was worse then the actual headbutt itself. you know that bit in total recall when he has to stick that thing up his nose, the device for doing it looked like that and there was a crunch. eewwww

papercuts

the grammar-nazi office must be really backlogged.

try a fucking organ transplant pussy!!!

you had a pussy transplanted? pics!

they put my pussy straight into my heart... i swear some people just need to harden the fuck up...

papercuts between the fingers and on the nipples are one of my all-time biggest fears in life.

yeah, I think I remember when you went through that.

what exactly did you have? a valve?

that's not a bad scar, really. you could have had worse.

cyclosporin, prograf or rapamycin?

i just physically gagged

needle in the hay, y'all.

:(

a paper saw

NITH 4evr

prograf for another month or two plus a heap of other shit... you can understand me thinking paper cuts are about as painful as clipping your toenails

Hey, clipping your toenails can hurt A LOT if you catch the skin...

a girl in my school got a paper cut on the EYEBALL once. ARGH. i nearly cried and it wasn't even me.

personally though breaking a tooth or having one pulled out is worse for the ew factor.

and pain wise they really aren't that bad.

papercuts suck because at first you don't really feel them and then they start itching like hell.

Paper cuts!? Paper cuts!? Seriously? My God, what a wimpy generation.

under the fingernails kind of hurts. but it's still a papercut and gone in a day or so.

i get them all the time in school, it's the most annoying thing. bumping your toes into something is far worse though. it's a kind of pain that maks you go silent for a while. i've never broken anything or given birth, but i'll be sue to update when one of these two happens.

^ fuck, yes. knees too.

my bed at the moment was a freebie from a friend.. and it's metal. I hate the fucking thing. It is at knee/shin height and I have stubbed my toes and knees and everywhere between on the fucker so many times in the dark. Cunting POS. My drum kit is in pieces at the end of the bed too, so there are also lugs and symbols to avoid.

I want a wooden bed. With big posts and round edges.

The thing about that kind of papercut is it seems that once you get one, you keep hitting it in exactly the same place and re-opening it. You do kind of get used to it though.

I work for the post office so I'm kind of an expert on that shit.