Awkward questions
 

So, I'm bored and I'm making one of those survey things that kegmama usually makes cept I'm not her and she's not making it.
That was random.
Anyway, I'm going to think of the most awkward questions I possibly can and you guys should answer them.

What kind of shampoo do you use?

What do you sleep in?

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?

How many windows do you have in your house?

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?

Would you say you are "normal"?

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?

Would you say you're a nationalist?

I think that about sums it up.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Redken. It makes my hair all special-like.

What do you sleep in?
Clothes. A shirt and shorts, usually.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
Probably like, 5?

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
My finger. No, I'm not bulimic. I had something stuck in my teeth.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
Yeah.. I would. Nasty feet are nasty.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Really unhealthy food. Chick-flicks.

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Uhhhhmmmm... I dunno.

How many windows do you have in your house?
Four. WTF?

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
80 bucks for jeans.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
Like 75 bucks. Yeah... I know.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
Gameboys FTW

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
Ate a bag of candy.

Would you say you are "normal"?
Oh yes. I'm oh so normal.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
A rooster. Yup.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
I HATE WHITE PEOPLE UGGGGHHHH THEY'RE SO WHITE. GAWD. That was partially sarcastic. White people really do annoy me thoug even though I'm white.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
Fuck no.

It feels kind of strange to answer my own questions.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Fructise or something like it.

What do you sleep in?
Pajama pants and big t-shirts, a sweater too if it's cold.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
Sometimes three, sometimes more or less.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Egg and toast

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
No

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Internet message boards

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Jack Nicholson

How many windows do you have in your house?
11

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
Not really sure, it was less than $200 though.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
$20?

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
Jokingly, yes.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
I don't really spend much time in dark alleys, but I guess I'll answer smoking a joint. That's that a strange thing to do in an alley though.

Would you say you are "normal"?
Nope

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
Pieces of deformed glass?

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
No, only specific people piss me off.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
No

What kind of shampoo do you use?
aussie brand

What do you sleep in?
track shorts, tshirt, or sometimes just my sparkly leggings.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
like.. 5?

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
my finger to bite my nail

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
they're ok, my pedicure from august is still holding up

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
e news

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
clive owen. no one understands the hotness.

How many windows do you have in your house?
i think four?

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?

i paid fifty bucks for a really pretty, well made dress in monterey, california.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
29.95 for some awesome crab cakes

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
i need a new lego set.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
nothing, sadly.

Would you say you are "normal"?
no

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
an empty beer bottle given to my mom at a concert we went to. of course, it was full when given to her.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
they're not really an ethnicity, but rednecks.

Would you say you're a nationalist?

no

What kind of shampoo do you use?
l'oreal intense repair.

What do you sleep in?
usually just panties

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
i don't know?!

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
a pringle-light.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
very. in fact i had a pedicure yesterday.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
smoking...

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
i don't get shunned....

How many windows do you have in your house?
12, but the majority of them are really large windows.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
i have no idea. i spent about 1000 on a leather jacket once?

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
i have no idea? i've bought people dinner at restaurants before? the priciest thing i've ever bought and consumed myself was filet mignon from the french restaurant up the street.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
no.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
pissed?

Would you say you are "normal"?
i would. others probably would not.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
my cat.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
people piss me off.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
i'm an okie-ist.

What kind of shampoo do you use? TESCO VALUE LUMINOUS TURQUOISE SHIT

What do you sleep in? SWEAT AND REGRET

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day? 2-3

What was the last thing you put into your mouth? CRIPS

Would you say your feet are well-manicured? WELCOME TO BUNION COUNTRY

What is your biggest guilty pleasure? LIFE

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for? NONE

How many windows do you have in your house? 11

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing? I DUNNO MAYBE £65?

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries) DUNNO

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys? NO

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?

Would you say you are "normal"? NO

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom? THEREMIN

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off? NO

Would you say you're a nationalist? FUCK NO

I think that about sums it up.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
fructis.

What do you sleep in?
some shirt and my spongebob pijama pants (when it's cold).

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
around 5 or 6, sometimes less sometimes more.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
a glass.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
no.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
i don't have one, my pleasures are all guilt-free.

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
michelle branch, probably.

How many windows do you have in your house?
a lot.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
like the equivalent of $150 for a suit or something.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
i never pay for food.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
yes.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
probably pee, i don't go on dark alleys.

Would you say you are "normal"?
no.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
a guitar neck i bought.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
nope, i hate them all equally.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
no.

I think that about sums it up.
yeah, i guess.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Uh, Pert and some sort of special conditioner that's good for my Jewfro.

What do you sleep in?
Depends on the season. Right now, just a shirt and boxer-briefs.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
Iunno. Five?

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Chewy bar.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
Yes.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
I don't feel guilty about something I take pleasure in.

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Wata. A lot of my friends aren't into Asian women.

How many windows do you have in your house?
Uh, oh man. *counts* Sixteen.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
I don't remember.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
^

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
Fuck yeah. I found a box of plastic dinosaurs I used to play with last week. I'm having fun with those now.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
Pee?

Would you say you are "normal"?
Eh, I guess not.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
This picture my friend drew for me.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
No, never.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
Nah.

Michelle Branch?!?! GASP

see? it's already happening.

true fact: the only issue of maxim i have ever bought was the one with ms. branch on the cover.

You do realize in that particular issue they shooped her buttcrack off the cover, right?

Funny how these things are compelling...

What kind of shampoo do you use?
H&S

What do you sleep in?
Pants (British pants).

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
Loads. It's a relatively well-known fact about me that I have a bladder same size and shape as a small almond.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
A fag.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
I would not.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Jailbait. I'm really too old now.

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
They all know me well enough to not care. But I suspect you mean Kelly Osborne (mind says no, balls say go).

How many windows do you have in your house?
21 panes of glass.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
£12

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
£160 (interesting disparity there...)

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
Only my penis.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
There's the obvious answer (anal sex), and then there's the less obvious answer (tried to sing Italian opera behind a gay club).

Would you say you are "normal"?
"Yes".

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
Crabs claws, lots of them.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
I'm not sure if White Australian counts.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
Would you say I was a nationalist?

What kind of shampoo do you use?
TIGI Catwalk Curls Rock

What do you sleep in?
Boxers and a T-Shirt, sometimes socks

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
No idea, like... 5?

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Tootbrush

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
Fuck yeah they are well manicured

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Bitches getting fisted on the internet, fo sho

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
I can't think of one

How many windows do you have in your house?
Too many

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
Like 3k for a three-piece suit

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
Food, no drinks?
250$

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
No

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
I don't hang out in dark alleys, what the fuck?

Would you say you are "normal"?
No

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
A can of Lysol. I'm weird about germs and people touching things.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
No

Would you say you're a nationalist?
Eh

yeah...

so many things in this thread to point and laugh at, but my phone is acting like a biotch and I'm currently on moratorium.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Pert, happy medium is what I think it is. or DHS when I can get it.
What do you sleep in?
depends, lately, jeans and black t-shirt
How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
-no less than 5
What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
-gum
Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
-for a guy, yes. gross feet suck
What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
-the Cure
What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
-no idea really
How many windows do you have in your house?
-dorm, 2
What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
-like $50 or $60
What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
-date: close to $100, myself: not over $25
Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
-at times
What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
-make strange noises and hide in the shadows
Would you say you are "normal"?
-fuck no
What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
-a box of 3 orange tic-tacs that I cannot eat because I must eat then 4 at a time
Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
-I'm going to have to go with Whites here too
Would you say you're a nationalist?
-never.

I think that about sums it up.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
head and shoulders or wash and go.

What do you sleep in?
t shirt and underwear.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
i dont really count it.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
im chewing my guitar pick.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
sometimes

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
i dont know

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
john cusack. the man.

How many windows do you have in your house?
lots.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
i dont know.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
i dont know

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
yes.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
haha. worn a robe and took pictures of little children (just for fun)

Would you say you are "normal"?
yes

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
clear nail polish.


Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
some arabic kids.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
no

What kind of shampoo do you use?
fructis

What do you sleep in?
panties

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
it depends on what day of the week it is
probably 20 on fridays and saturdays

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
cigarette

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
extremely

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
why feel guilty?

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
none that i can think of

How many windows do you have in your house?
i don't fkn know

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
upwards of $1000

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
$30 hamburger

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
dolls

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
called up my friends and told them i picked up a prostitute when i was like 14

Would you say you are "normal"?
no

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
none?

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
welsh

Would you say you're a nationalist?
no

I think that about sums it up.
sure.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
coconut smell....

What do you sleep in?
boxers/t-shirt

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
depends on how much I drink

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
chicken mcnuggets

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
no, I would say standard

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
nothing comes to my mind...McDonalds

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Darla Baker, but they are not shunning me

How many windows do you have in your house?
3, and its an appartment

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
I will pay 160 pounds tomorrow for a hoodie zipper

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
cant remmeber, but I paid 15 euros for the best fucking creme brulee in the world

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
yes I enjoy them, and if videogames count i play them too

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
dancing while pissing

Would you say you are "normal"?
depends on

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
I got everything in my bedroom cause my bedroom is also my living-room, so a lot

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
no

Would you say you're a nationalist?
100% NOT

What kind of shampoo do you use?
garnier ultra doux for brunettes.

What do you sleep in?
pyjamas

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
a lot

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
a potato chip.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
shouldn't that be 'pedicured'?

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
peppermints

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
they don't shun me for finding someone attractive.

How many windows do you have in your house?
i lost count after 20

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
40 euros.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
no idea, won't be much since i hardly ever pay for food.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
i sleep with a stuffed toy i got when i was six and bought a plastic unicorn today.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
hum a tune.

Would you say you are "normal"?
depends on what time it is.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
a patch of plastic grass with a giant mushroom-shaped lamp on it.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
my little brother.

Would you say you're a nationalist?
not really.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Whatever the missus buys.
What do you sleep in?
A bed, in shorts and t-shirt usually.
How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
By "bathroom" I take it you mean toilet. If so, who the fuck keeps tabs.
What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Tea (this would most likely be the answer any time you asked).
Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
What do you think I am, some kind of poofter?
What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
I'd say masturbation, but I only feel guilty if I'm doing it when there's housework to be done.
What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Supernanny.
How many windows do you have in your house?
6 I think. Without getting up to look.
What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
I once bought a jacket from Zara that cost me about £60. What a twat.
What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
Probably about £10 for steak.
Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
I've recently rediscovered the joys of a playground swing. No feeling like it.
What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
Nothing strange that I can think of. A few have had the honour of various of my bodily fluids.
Would you say you are "normal"?
Yes.
What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
We have various animal skulls.
Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
South Africans are annoying in my experience.
Would you say you're a nationalist?
Nationalism: "The belief that nations will benefit from acting independently rather than collectively, emphasizing national rather than international goals". No
I think that about sums it up.
No by a long chalk.

Wow. That is just a flabbergasting admission.

Shit, people actually read these things?

To be perfectly honest, no. No-one reads them.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Head and Shoulders

What do you sleep in?
Sometimes boxers, sometimes nowt

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
Dunno, about 4-5 times

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Cigarette

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
Yeah, I guess

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Liking the Ting Tings (I don't count "wanking" as a guilty pleasure, just a pleasure).

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Christ, I can't think of one (mainly cos I loathe "celebrities")

How many windows do you have in your house?
Three

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
A couple of hundred pounds for a nice suit

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
£120? at Nobu restaurant in Park Lane (on my birthday about 5 years ago)

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
No.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
I was once accosted by a very excitable man wanting "a bus fare" - then spent the next 10 mins trying to get rid of him.

Would you say you are "normal"?
Mentally? No. Otherwise - very much so.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
A rather gruesome-looking German tankard.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
Nope

Would you say you're a nationalist?
Nope

Wow, some people seriously lack windows.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Pantene Red Expressions Color Enhancing Shampoo. I'm a brunette.

What do you sleep in?
Large tee shirt and shorts.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
1-2. I'm constantly dehydrated, it's a little bit of a problem. But it does make traveling easy.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Slice of cucumber.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
I've never gotten a pedicure. But I wouldn't say I'm ashamed of how my feet look right now. I don't really show my feet very often because I have vitiligo on them so they look odd.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Perez Hilton.

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Thurston Moore. No one gets it.

How many windows do you have in your house?
About 30.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
I've gotten dresses that were maybe $250?

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
Uhm, I have no idea. But sometimes I go to this buffet at the golf club with my family and I usually eat the children's food (mac & cheese and chicken fingers) because it's hella good there. But the buffet charges $40 per person. Which is a bit much for mac & cheese no matter how good it is.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
No.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
I don't think I've ever been in a dark alley. Oh, my protected suburban upbringing...

Would you say you are "normal"?
Probably not.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
My 10.6 pound Art History text book, two boxes of stale girl scout cookies I never had the intention of eating.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
Do Republicans count?

Would you say you're a nationalist?
No, I would not.

Oh hai, that's my old sig.

What kind of shampoo do you use?

Pantene Pro-V. Doesn't really matter what kind, though.

What do you sleep in?

Pajama bottoms and a white shirt... a bed... blankets.

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?

Probably twice on average.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?

Dr. Pepper.

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?

No.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?

Smoking while drinking.

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?

I don't pay that much attention to celebrities nor would I think my friends would give a fuck.

How many windows do you have in your house?

I have two windows in my apartment room.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?

Probably fifty bucks.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)

60 bucks.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?

No.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?

Taken a piss.

Would you say you are "normal"?

Yes and no. I don't know.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?

Monster gloves... a screaming plushie of Edvard Munch's The Scream.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?

No.

Would you say you're a nationalist?

No.

EMMah dear, people in glass houses shouldn't boast.

i'm glad we don't have nationalists here on the board.
or at least in this exact thread

What kind of shampoo do you use?
>> nobody cares

What do you sleep in?
>> who gives a fuck?

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
>> i bet nobody ever gives a flying fuck.

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
>> coffe/ rollup ciggie

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
>> myeah.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
>>> eating while my wife is asleep. Listening to a couple MUSE songs (oh my gawd i said it)

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
>>> melissa theriau but everybody thinks she's hot so...

How many windows do you have in your house?
>>> mmm 10 i think

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
>>> not much i'm into generic clothing , black with no brands.

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
>>> i don't have a clue, not much though.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
>>> yeah cuz i play with my kid and he's got loads of them. I read him a story every night before he goes to sleep. How cliché is that? i luv it.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
>>> made out, is that "strange"?

Would you say you are "normal"?
>>> pretty much, but this question is biased. What is supposed to be "normal"? I'm not a weirdo, that's all.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
>>> mmmm a massive dildo.

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
>>> i'm not telling

Would you say you're a nationalist?
>>> yes

I think that about sums it up.
>>> no

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Fructis
What do you sleep in?
Shirt and pyjama pants
How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
About seven
What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Apple
Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
I guess so
What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
I don't know
What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Don't pay attention to celebrites
How many windows do you have in your house?
Enough
What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
Maybe $30
What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
I don't know
Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
No
What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
I wouldn't go into a dark alley
Would you say you are "normal"?
I guess so. I don't think I'm unique or special really
What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
Nothing comes to mind
Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
No
Would you say you're a nationalist?
No

You and Kelly are currently being twatted 6-1.

Totally asseptable!

This has been my sig for a month.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
Wella
What do you sleep in?
Boxers/pants+boxers in the winter with an old shirt and beanie.
How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
3..? Don't count
What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
Coffee
Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
No!! Hahahaha
What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
I have no guilt
What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
Ellen Page (Friend said she looks like a little girl)
How many windows do you have in your house?
>15 (double story)
What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
$100 for shoes
What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
$16 for a salad. Seriously, wtf?
Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
Sometimes LEGO
What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
N/A (I avoid alley's in Sydney)
Would you say you are "normal"?
No one is normal
What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
Left-Handed Ice-Hockey Stick (I'm right handed and don't play ice hockey)
Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
White people
Would you say you're a nationalist?
Hell no

One time I thought my master was about to get some, then after a few awkwards pauses I had to speak up and tell the lady I was not a rooster, and it was pronounced "cock'atiel" not....

Cool, I was just saying
I'm not upset about it
It was more like a "Oh haiiii, girl"

My house most definitely isn't glass. It used to be a cottage and it's fucking old.

What kind of shampoo do you use?
some hemp thing

What do you sleep in?
in the nude

How many trips do you make to the bathroom a day?
1 early morning + 1 late night
say 2-3 pisses in the morning, 2-3 in the afternoon
maybe 2 more in the evening
3-4 toothbrushings
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approx total = 14

What was the last thing you put into your mouth?
tootbrush

Would you say your feet are well-manicured?
well no, i'd say they are pedicured, but they aren't.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
biggest in pleasure or biggest in guilt? cos they are different

What celebrity do you find attractive that your friends might shun you for?
i don't know & don't care. my friends can eat a bag of dicks.

How many windows do you have in your house?
like 20. i had to count them the other day.

What is the most you've ever paid for clothing?
for an item or in total?

What is the most you've ever paid for food? (NOT groceries)
$300 maybe. not sure.

Do you still play with and/or use childhood toys?
no. i use "adult" toys. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

What is the strangest thing you've ever done in a dark alley?
shoot a video

Would you say you are "normal"?
no fucking way! a freak and proud of it.

What is the strangest object you have in your bedroom?
my bed

Does any specific ethnicity piss you off?
no. how does that work?

Would you say you're a nationalist?
no