1st Dates...
 

These are fun, share your experiences.

These aren't fun. You go first.

I get all giddy about meeting people for the first time, but somehow I manage to be myself. Tonight I had a somewhat date with a guy, we met at my uni, then we went to have dinner, and went back to his place. We watched Life Aquatic. Then we had a heavy session of making out, then I had to leave. I was comfortable, and it was fun.

a 5 hour FRASIER dvd boxset marathon.

no bathroom breaks.

I avoid eye contact, mumble, and try to spend as much time shoveling food into my mouth so I don't have to talk. YAY!
Second dates are usually the most fun.

um.

i don't think fucking counts as a date.

i don't like first dates. i actually don't even remember when I had one for the last time. i'm getting old.

bhaaa haaa haa haaa!!!!

that's like, funny yet horribly terrifying.

there was a girl at a club where I spun records at that I really liked for a long time. she was a few years older than me, and her dancing was mesmerizing. I was ecstatic when she said she'd go out with me.

so...I picked her up and took her to a fancy (mob run) italian restaurant in Dallas. this place always had a line to get in.

the building next door was being worked on and there was broken glass everywhere.

she found the largest, sharpest piece and asked if she could cut my arm with it. I was determined to not be freaked out by this and gave her the go ahead.

a few minutes and a few pints of sangre later, the old man in front of us turned around and demanded that she stop.

"yr gonna kill that boy", he said.

I'm conviced, to this day, that this good samaritan TOTALLY FUCKING COCKBLOCKED me. :mad:


[edit: all kinds o' stuff]

was her name...

...vampira?




im sad to report your "old flame" is dead... :(

good gawd, that looks like my wife!!

and...I wish. honestly, I don't even remember her name. :p

furreal?



i thing the girlguns has a better face, but if you're looking @ the gazunga department-- well, hm, yes????

yeah, gg has better parts (and much better boobs)

also, she would NEVER let her eyebrows fall into such a sad shape.

and by shape, I mean, giant ^^'s.

That sounds like the best date ever, but maybe that's because The Life Aquatic is my favorite movie.

I've never been on a date.

I've been asked on several, but I turned down most of these guy except one. I ended up seeing that this guy thought he was God before the date happened, so it was a no go.

Do you guys ever get like, intensely angry when girls say no to your date?

There was one guy at school who I talked to and went over to his house a few times. I never flirted with him or anything because I'm just not like that haha. I did like him at first but after a while decided he would be a better friend. When he asked me out and I turned him down he got like super angry and started yelling about how he was trying to be a nice guy. I was kinda shocked haha. he even came back after he stormed off and asked again.

EMMAh - if a guy asks a girl or guy out, and has expectations of the answer being "yes", then he can sometimes tend to get angry out of frustration is the answer is "no". However, that has everything to do with him, and nothing to do with the other person.

I recall one day (w/a girl many years ago) where I was so nervous, that I got stupidly drunk and acted like a real embarrasing twat. Not a good moment by me at all, and not one I've repeated since.

Yeahh, I think this guy had anger problems. I can't remember specifically but he told me other things that I thought he overreacted about.

I never even flirted with him though, honestly haha. I acted the same to him as I did to the girls there. Flirting isn't exactly my thing.

Getting too hammered would be a defiant turn off for me.

yeah. male insecurity. fuck them.

there are worse fuckers than that-- men who think that just cuz they paid for dinner they have the right to grope you.

i figure if a chick doesn't wanna go out with me that's her loss-- ha ha ha. really.

what i can't stand are... what's the word in english? it's calientahuevos in spanish-- or allumeuse in french-- they kind girl like acts like she's horny but it's all an act. oh yeah! COCKTEASE. that shit-- is annoying. and they do it for the attention. but no need to get angry-- ABANDON SHIP-- one can always go home & have a wank-- with someone else in mind of course.

Usually,
I'll pick her up and we'll go eat somewhere
If she likes liquor, we'll have a couple of drinks
If she likes wine, I'll order 2-3 bottles of wine
I get to know her, ask her a bunch of questions about herself
I'm really chatty, so asking her questions helps me from talking too much
Then from there I ask if she wants to:
A.) Go to a party
B.) Go to a club/bar
C.) Go to a concert (If and only there's a good show that night. I know someone who hooks me up with tickets even when the show is sold out.)
D.) The movies
E.) Go to a play
F.) or we just hang out at the restaurant and drink/talk
After that, it's all up in the air

!@!£$%@£@%£%@% and crypto know whats up.

A true master

I'd say so.

No wonder he's surrounded by pretty ladies all the time.

I forgot to add that I ask what she wants to do based on what I've learned from her and what kind of thing I think that she'll be into.
I don't ask if she wants to do all those things.

you're a pimp.

hahaha thanks dear

Needless to say there is a second date this Thursday.

You the catcher or the pitcher?

That really pushing it, don't you think? But I am mostly the pitcher.

Let me talk to Sampson!!

*I want to talk to Samspon!

oh sorry no actually. i bummed a cig off him. then came the fucking.


rly at the end of the day i don't give two shits about going out and the whole thing. the wine and the questions and all. no. just gimme a cigarette.

Bitch!
You know what I want!
Hahahahaha!
I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden!
'Cause it's hard being black and gifted!
Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!
Everybody knows in my neighborhood!
It's the bestest around!
Sampsons shit is blessed!
Got the whole town on lock down!

you must spread more bloodlet games before giving some to floslo. (my favorite part is the hindsight of your story).

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i don't go on dates; i've taken girls to the movies and to restaurants but not the whole "pick you up at 7" deal. i hate that kind of formality.

You can be a smooth ass motherfucka and not make it so "pick you at up 7" ish

that's right.

i've never been on a date.

and i don't fucking look like vampira. jesus.

oooOOooo! somebody's in troubbbbbbllllllle.

damn crypto, where do you get all of your bad ass signatures? It never fails to impress me how you change yr signature to be related to the funniest shit from the most random thread, its like illustrating the Board sometimes.