apartment FILTH blows minds
 

man...somebody REALLY likes whatabooger and cigarettes (even more than I do).

bitch liked her ciggies and her takeout huh.... best part was the ironing board. i lol'd ... this can't be real... i mean, the disease, the festering smell surely would have seeped through the floor... someone would have smelled that

oh it is real. so very real/

apartment managers have to deal with freakuots like this , maybe not on such a massive scale, but like this, all the time.

so very real.

ahahahahaha
really nice pics

this one gets me.

so she didn't entertain much... was she hot?

that's so wrong.

fuck, i'm looking around every-e mansions after watching those pics to see if it's not developing to that point, thankfully i don't smoke in the house or have much take out and i know how the toilet works.

har.

i was gonna say... that's obviously in texas due to all the whataburger sacks.

I know a few people who live like this.
Needless to say, I don't talk to them anymore.
And I had the last laugh.

you know that chick was super fat too. you cannot consume that much fast food and not be.

My buddy bought a house that I think was lost to the bank from some totally white trash family. It was a freaking mess.

who said she was consuming it?

it looks like most of it was just dumped on the floor.

speaking of dumping, if she really ate all that, where did she shit? it certainly wasn't in that toilet.

i've seen a few houses that were bad... they just weren't as comical as that one... but this one lady that we sold our house to would pick up stray dogs and take them home... well she ripped up all the carpet in the house, and had like 20 wild dogs roaming in her house, there was shit everywhere, all over the bare floor... both neighbors 2 houses in both directions moved... we felt bad, but how were we supposed to know she was a psycho-animal-bitch? i can't even imagine how large the festering fleas in her vagina must have been

And I worry about dropping the very occasional fag ash over the table at Melly Towers. Man, that place must've been a cockroach-fest.

shit, they found my old place




kidding, that one is way too clean to be mine

Obviously she didn't use the shower all that often.

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

It took me a while to realize that's a computer under there.

so.... she shit in the bucket, or the tub?

With that diet, I bet there was never any poo forthcoming. Man, she must have had months-worth of shit backed up in her intestine.

Cat litter box, obv.

i guess the only question left would be... what did she do all the time? sit in the dark smoking cigs and eating fat? maybe on the computer looking at pr0n every once in a while?

it's like playing "where's waldo?".

haha. there is a some spray cleaning fluid on the side of the tub. as if.

i want to come out and admit that my last flat was very much like that. with 3 drug dealers in a 30 second radius.

the toilet backed up and overflowed and it took the housing executive 2 weeks to fix it.

there was also fleas at one point. and fleas in the attic.

i would just spit on the walls.

when i left i went crazy and did what i guess was some surrealist art thing. but at the time it was just crazynes. i grew mold in loads of cups all over the kitchen. moved all the furnitute upside down and put weird objects in weird places. fired salt all over the place.didnt clean anything.

were i live now tho is all hygenic and nice.

whats scary is that I have seen worse conditions with my own eyes!

someone. call. hazmat.

This thread reminds me I have to clean my flat ( I think about it daily ).

its not that messy now come on.

No , I can walk...
But it looks more like that than an hotel room.

A messy bedroom is a sign of manic personality.

My room is always pretty cluttered.

Very artful.

my apartment is a mess. but there is a difference between a mess and HORRIFYING FILTH.

would getting rid of the sparkly lemon table help the matter?

would you get over the fucking table?

no, it wouldn't. it would just move the pile of shit sitting on top of it onto the floor. it would actually make the problem worse.

dude that apartment looks like cantankerous's vagina!

we're not best friends any more.

Cool.

Haha, ziiiiing! you don't mean that.

yeah.

i do.

Too right - those pics are another level of arggggh.