I. Want. This. Bed.
 

Does this make me men on films?

I'd put in some 360 surround speakers inside and blast RUSH albums all day


Am I doing it right?

Is that a bench on the side?

Nahnahchill

It's a small staircase
For easier access

ur soooooo doin it rite.

That'd be pretty badass to own.

that's cool. fancy beds are nice but consume a lot of space. but they're nice...

allll night long
(all night all night)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c7dONn9cNo

That shit passes men on films and enters raining men territory.

I meant on the left side, up high.

Tword


OH!
Yeah, I believe so

I AM SO BUYING THIS BED
Oh my god


Imagine sleeping in that thing
Imagine surfing the internets inside that thing
Imagine being drunk in that thing
Imagine fucking in that thing

Imagine

Imagine Aaaaaaaaaall The People

I picture this bed in the middle of a huge room. Maybe get some red carpet.

biiiig disadvantage: you can't jump on it.

BALLER

ALREADY
I'm going to go XZIBIT on this motherfucker
Show all yall internet ass motherfuckers what's really good


2 words:
Retractable roof

Like I said, I am going to go XZIBIT all up on that motherfucker

Nahnahchill

more like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Qc-k6zGFg

"on this episode of PIMP MY CARRIAGE-LIKE BED..."

haha you should give it a cabrio roof. push a button and bzzzt... gone.

the bed, no. ^^^ this, yes.

ps: real gangstas paint them pink.

I am so fucking hood sometimes, GOD DAMN

God damn god damn


OKay, I'm going to my friends indoor pool
PARTY TONIGHTTTT
If you're in Houston, holleratchaboy

Yo any of you internet ass motherfuckers got some?

God damn I need to stop getting so fucked up this early

And the Good Lord said.....holla!
(Have I got this young people's speech right)

Young people use question marks when they ask questions.

I'm sure you internet geeks will appreciate the irony of my last post.

baller status



ur doing it wrong.

I finally know what "baller" means
[/old man post]

Hey Hayden, how goes it?

It goes well. I'm getting baked whilst reading the internet. Pretty standard stuff really.

Good to hear, sir. I've just come back from an evening w/Porky, which was v nice.

Tell him he still needs to come have sex with me.

Oh, he knows that, but he's too damn lazy! bloody Italians, always waiting for the sex to come to them :D

I guess I better make some money for a plane ticket then, eh?

I'm only kidding. I have a sexy half-greek half-italian man right now.

That sounds good stuff, Hayden. Hope that's all going well.

Nah, don't save up for the ticket - I'll just keep annoying Porky with lots of "go to America" calls. I can whine like no-one's business, heh heh heh.

Herr Glice - how's tings in Bristol-land?