Would you have sex with Rhea Perlman?
 

she's kinda got a little short-lady steez goin on... plus you know Danny Devito hit that, so thats kind of cool how you can have your dick/strapon in the same place where Danny Devito's once was.

VOTE OR DIE

ha ha ha fuck the hell no you granny porn fiend!

Your threads are worse than mine.

I have no idea who that is.

no way. mine will have longevity... i'm still only on 'R'... as fans of the previous 'Would you...' threads may remember classics episodes like 'RZA', 'Ray Romano', and 'Ringo Starr'...

anybody not turned on by this funny, curly-headed gilf is lying to themselves. look at her, not even gray hair. just imagine how much fun it would be with danny devito... he knows her, so it would be like having devito as yr personal tour guide... all while rza sits in a chair smoking a huge blunt watching with the most content grin on his face. your heart would melt at the site of that, and your nipples would stand erect

Only because you keep posting in them, you cur.

no
but i would do De Vito.
while Porky is watching.

I'll be honest, I find her not unattractive.

Okay, dig, she's older, but she's in good shape, not overweight, but not scrawny either, and she seems energetic. I like her smile, too. She seems nice.

noh waiii.

if im gonna do grannies, it's gonna be this one:



ive had a boner for her since i was 3. i'm not about to quit right now.

 

Yeah, I'd hit that.

only if you promised to publicly commit suicide first so that you can never start a thread again.

the voice of reason. thank you

FUCK YEAH! spunky little whore.

mwuahaha!

^ That's another way of putting it. Yeah.

all about GILFs

ITT: mature midget porn.

fucking disgusting. even if she was hot, davito's beercan peen has surely laid waste down below.

Trust me, she's hot. I wouldn't give a thought to devito's peen or anyone else's. That's not where my mind'd be at, ya know?

there's no 'i'd do it with danny de vito while rhea perlman watched' option.

sorry buzzo, i'll remember to account for the dutch interest next time

Good call. There's also no "Danny and I would DP the shit outta her" option.

God... just typing that made me want to throw up...

just reading it made my dick move a little