Do you miss girlgun?
 

Where she?

ask the bot with the cellardoor keys.

She posted 5 days ago in the Melly thread.

Okay then never mind...

But she didn't post a lot since a month, that's true.

I know. I miss her pictures of herself.

Me too. The same for Screamingskull, Cuetzpalin, Truncated....

It's like the sexy women have abandoned us. All except Emmah, of course.

welcome to the brodeo. yeeeeehaaw.



I would kill for a cellar. lack of one makes it hard to sleep in the springtime.

everybody left, except us.

she got fed up with everyone licking floats' ballsac

i miss her come-ons

I want names. now. I recall no sac-licking and I want what's due, dammit.

My favourite girlgun quote:

"Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist."

Oh how we chuckled as we sipped our sherry.

I had to enlarge my screen. I swore to gawd that said cock and I said to myself that was one talented violinist.

ps: witches cackle, they don't chuckle.

She chuckled that night my friend.

I have never actually met girlgun. I was pretending for the purposes of internet badinage.

FYI

'spose imma haft ta axe that bitch fo mah fi'teen pahcent.

never heard of her.

This is the sixth time I've used the word badinage on this board. And I'm the only person who ever has.

And two out of the six times has been in the form of a poem.

I once wrote this after an exchange with Glice:
Lies from a crap fop
Or heart-felt homage?
My girl wants the laptop
So henceforth I end this badinage

And my description of Melly:
A rather misleading avatorial visage,
Cloaks an endearing penchant for badinage

FYI

lies.

Dreams don't count.

I miss girlgun so bad, but the thing I miss most is the way she lit her cigarrette after several hours of sexxxy times. I don;t know how she does it but she makes a weak and spent peter rise to attention quick fast in a hurry for renewed chocha vigor. Unbelievable. breathing was never such painful pleasure......

that's a beautiful story rob.

I need a tissue. can somebody please get me a tissue?

i have a kerchief , but only if its fer yr nose

yes, yes, of course, my good friend. it's for my nose.

now, if you will please excuse me for a few moments, I'll be right back with it.

no i think you have to do it in front of me