Booty hos and what I get for trying to defend people I met a few hours ago
 

Yeah. Uh... I guess the title says it all. I excuse the fact that none of this makes any sense whatsoever because my head hurts like a bitch. And no, this is not fiction.

Anyway. Me and people I met a few hours ago and my friend Jessica were all laying on this couch in some house of some friend of one of the girls that I met a few hours ago (say that 10 times) were all sleeping, minding our own business when some girl barged in and started yelling at us. From what I gathered, she was the ex girlfriend of the guy who was staying in his grandma's house (where we were). They were yelling and whatnot and the girl eventually left. Okay, so no more of this crap, right? Right. Fucking murphy's law. Anyway.

So, I overhear the ex-boyfriend dude talking to this chick on the phone and apparently she's going to come back over with 3 of her booty ho friends and beat us up because we were sleeping on the couch and we have vaginas. Woo. I didn't take it seriously at first.

...Until about 30 minutes later they show up at the front door. At this point it's about 4:30 am.
They pound and pound. I sneak over and lock it, seconds before they try to open it.
We're safe for about 30 seconds before they go around the back and start pounding so hard on the sliding glass door I can see the plexiglass straining not to break. I thought it would.
I'm not a wimp though. I hold the door shut with one arm as all three of them try to rip it open. everyone else on the couches are wondering what the fuck is going on. I am too. As they shout things like "you girls gonna get bent" and shit like that which so happens to be common in their vocabulary, eventually the strain between me holding the door shut and them trying to rip it open forces the door handle to go flying in either direction.
Aweeeeeeeeeeeeesome.
One of them grabs my hair. I suddenly feel like a victim in the middle of one of those youtube videos of those chicks beating each other up. Or maybe a 12 year old girl with an "nsync sucks" shirt on in the middle of a mob of angry fans.
They pull me and start pounding my head with all their might. I'm seriously surprised I didn't walk away with a fractured skull. As they pull me to the ground, they beat me over and over with their fists and kick me in the ribs a few times. Somehow I crawl away, yelling at the chicks on the couches, wondering why none of them even attempted to help me.
Either way, we all make a mad dash for the front door as soon as they start coming in the house. I dial 911 because if these girls are as mad as they're acting, someone besides me is 'gonna get bent'. I hang up when one of them tries to grab my jacket and pull me backwards.
I go straight for my car. I yell at Jessica and some girl named Lindsey to get in and we speed off as fast as we can.
911 calls me back. I tell her my name, and where I am, and who's in my car and whatnot. Etc. I drive to my house, somehow. I'm pretty dizzy at this point.
The cops find us eventually and the EMTs examine my head and say I should go to the hospital but I don't because I'm a fucking idiot. They give me an icepack and leave.
I give my date of birth and my name literally about 20 times to the same 5 people.
Three separate officers interview me, Jessica and Lindsey three separate times. We all make statements on paper. You know, the usual crap. Their parents come pick them up, my mom talks to the officer for a bit, and they eventually leave.
I end up going to the emergency room. Yay.
Either way, I'm gonna press charges. They'll probably find these girls because the dude that lives at that house know who they are. I've got scratches down my face, my legs and my feet and a few big bruises on my knees and a huge one on the back of my neck. I've got two knots in the back of my head and a headache that makes beating yourself with a lead pipe across the face feel like a soft fuzzy kitten.

How is that whenever I try to do something logical, something bad happens?
Dunno, whatever. Hopefully if I get what I want out of this, they'll end up paying for my medical bills and more. One of the other girls (on the couch) got away with a bloody possibly broken nose. Meh. inb4 "I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES! WHERE MY DO RAG AT?"

wow, amazing you didn't injured any further, so you are at a loss of why they were even mad at you in the first place? i mean just because you were sleeping there? what kinda dumb reason is that to get someone "bent" "crooked" "or isoscelesed" ?

I was seriously surprised my head wasn't split open. They were beating it pretty hard.
Yeah, the chicks were mad just cause we were sleeping on a couch in her ex boyfriend's house. She didn't live there or anything.
But yeah, I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES.

that was a great story
thanks terrilblecanyons

You're welcome.

No good deed goes unpunished?

pretty much.

That's beyond fucked up. I wish your head much sonic recuperation. Hopefully those bitches are over 18 and they'll be fucked over big time for this.

that's awful!

I hope you feel better soon.

It's a really weird feeling when you're being attacked/personal space invaded and yr 'friends' don't help.

I read about it in your blog, sounded really fucked up! Were they on drugs?

Probably.

you people lead violent lives!!!!!!
get better soon.
You have a bloggggg?!

next time, let them break in and then ventilate them.

THUG means never having to say yr sorry.



racist.

you people?
I didn't even do anything.

I have a myspace blog. whoopdi doo.

you are in the house
they are outside
you block them
girls on the couch heead to the kitchen and take a couple big knives
they see the knives through the plexiglas door
they go away
you go away before they get back with guns.

^^^

next time!

BTW, hope you'll get better soon and those assholish girls get what they deserve= a beating from their parents coz they'll have to pay bills and stuff.

I was actually going to get a knife but everyone was yelling at me not to cause they weren't taking it seriously enough.
I feel really stupid for not grabbing a few.
Cause I got the shit beat out of me for trying to do something about the problem.

As a general rule, it is better not to carry weapons, the more weapons being carried around, the higher the chance some of them get used. BUT, if you stay in (=no actual "contact") and manage to scare them, it could have worked...what about the couch-lovers girls?? they did nothing and then ran away with you?

yr friends sound like assholes... they just sat on the couch?

Yeah, they just sat there while I got the shit beat out of me.
Aren't people just fantastic?
It really pisses me off. I probably could've gotten hurt a lot less if someone tried to pull me away.

"friends".

Never in the post do I say they're my 'friends'.

Some booty hos had my gal friend's truck towed last night.

maybe they were the same person.
Let's beat their asses with lead pipes, just like jesus.

what the fuck. i just read this.

yeah. sounds like those fucking videos.

next time (i hope there is no next time) call 911 first. i mean, the moment someone makes a threat, make no mistake, that's a fucking crime. call it up right away.

edit: ok, i googled this. you're not in california, but still:
http://www.metnews.com/articles/tole0724.htm

now: do you still have a fucked up ankle? and now i hope you didnt get a concussion.

fuck, yes, press charges, get some damages, get it all documented. and stay the fuck away from redneck chicks on meth...

motherfuck, violent women--- it's like a fucking plague these days.

Yeah, my foot is still fucked up. And I got a really bad concussion but I should be fine now.
I'm just worried about my ribs at the moment.

But yeah, as soon as the cops find out who they are, I'm going to press charges so hard.

:D-

omg this story sucks...
erm not that youve told just what happened of course.

jesus christ! was this in edgewater? if it is, i'm not surprised, but damn.

Yeah.
It was on Juniper.

Damn, I hope you're alright? Fuck those chicks, what they did was pretty ridiculous.

i saw the bulletin on myspace but i didn't read it cause i was too busy reading tobi vail's bulletin. i'll read it after work.

sorry about being beat up. shit sucks.

they must have left fingerprints all over those windowpanes.

anyway, jeez, you're like, you need a limpia. you know what that is? that-- or something. srsly. :(

Yeah... I'm hoping the guy at the house knows who these chicks are so I can sue their asses. I'm in so much pain right now... And there's no doubt they left fingerprints everywhere.

if he doesn't say, it's obstruction of justice & he goes down, too.

Exactly.
This is gonna go to court, though.

well if they weren't yr friends, why try to protect them if they were just gonna sit there? you should have just let the bitches come inside since it wasn't yr fault, and then bolted out the front door

I'm not going to just run. That's stupid. They would've followed anyway. It wasn't ANYONE's fault. I'm not just going to bolt while the rest of the girls got the shit beat out of them.

yep. you just needed better organization. all available hands guard the fort while one calls the cavalry.

this is (kinda) funny, once upon a time in a kibbutz some drunks got in a fight & my caravan was under siege.

i promptly barricaded all windows with mattresses & then organized a medieval-style defence.

eventually, a grownup showed up & sent the drunks home.

worst of it all is that i had been sleeping & had nothing to do with the melee. still, my brain works well in emergencies i think.

--

but anyway, girl, you need a LIMPIA. to remove the jinx. i mean, you've had shitty shitty luck as of late.

God, I know. I need something to break my streak of bad luck.

you do.