I Want to Get Eaten
 

Go, cake, go!

This thread will crush many guys' hopes.

yes. quite cruelly.

I'm sorry I didn't finish in time. Polls are now open.

cruel, floozie, cruel-- you're a femme fatale.

I voted. I am 33.33%.

You guys were too quick, dammit! I wasn't finished!

I thought I demanded that photo be terminated!

Woah, I need to clear my pms again.

no ransom money = no termination

demands are futile when spank banks are involved

Oh, I'll think of something.

Cake is at 75% with 3% of the precints reporting!

sure. have your people call my people. i'll give them a swiss bank account number.

you are alive?

ooOOOHH-HOHO, you'll see.

All is well.

yeah, i've been warned:

Here she comes, you better watch your step
She's going to break your heart in two, it's true
It's not hard to realize
Just look into her false colored eyes
She builds you up to just put you down, what a clown

'Cause everybody knows (She's a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (She's a femme fatale)
She's just a little tease (She's a femme fatale)
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks

You're written in her book
You're number 37, have a look
She's going to smile to make you frown, what a clown
Little boy, she's from the street
Before you start, you're already beat
She's gonna play you for a fool, yes it's true

'Cause everybody knows (She's a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (She's a femme fatale)
She's just a little tease (She's a femme fatale)
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks

You are a pieous prude.

You learn from it, boy-o!

for the record, i voted nachos.

LIE. You voted cake. I saw!

nevaRRRZZ

no no no, i'll eat them both.

is that joe fleishaker in the first picture?

also, "go cake go" brought to mind that brainiac song.. go freaks go.. I love that song.

from time to time.

Parody thread (I want to get eaten) of a parody thread (I want to get beaten) of a parody thread (I want to get bitten) of a thread (I want to get a kitten)? Interesting.

Man, I have no idea. I just typed in "fat guy car cake" or something. That is all I know.

yes its getting absurd, but thats what we are here for, hahaha

Well, like he said, it keeps things interesting.... Sort of.