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akprodr 11.10.2008 07:14 PM

Ethical Q
 
Alright, I just asked a girl out. First time in forever... Now, I'm having issues. Is it ethical to date a girl who is younger than my car?

I'm 43 and drive a '85 944. I'm guessing she is in college so--20s?

Am I a leacherous old man?

✌➬ 11.10.2008 07:14 PM

No, go for it, fuck her senseless while you at it.

phoenix 11.10.2008 07:20 PM

ethics have nothing to do with age. if she's nice then go for it.

you can be a jerk to her if she's 43 or 23.


yr car screams mid age crisis but then Im really not a porsche fan in the slightest.. let alone mid 80's porsches.

!@#$%! 11.10.2008 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by akprodr
Am I a leacherous old man?


hell yes, you are, no question. enjoy it while you are still lecherous.

she's a consenting adult, the rest is moralizing bullshit, and moreover-- what the fuck are you doing asking this of an interweb board at your age? the playboy advisor would be a more suitable place to ask this, if you didn't know the answer already...

then again, when i was, oh, 26 or so, i was bonking a hot woman in her 40s-- good times-- she paid my rent & all-- ha ha-- she drove a red muscle car...

so i guess that makes me a depraved man? in the eyes of puritans anyway. fuck you, prudes, in advance of your morally outraged posts.

✌➬ 11.10.2008 07:28 PM

I should do what symbols man is talking about. I should fuck a 40 yr old man.

akprodr 11.10.2008 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
yr car screams mid age crisis but then Im really not a porsche fan in the slightest.. let alone mid 80's porsches.


Bingo! (at least I'm honest about it)

Its certainly not my favorite model but it was cheap and more economical than my Tacoma. It is a lot of fun to drive and man, I'm looking forward to having this girl in the passenger seat!

✌➬ 11.10.2008 07:30 PM

If you ever need a lawyer for some reason with this chick, don't forget to call this man:

 

!@#$%! 11.10.2008 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
I should do what symbols man is talking about. I should fuck a 40 yr old man.


you certainly should-- you'd learn a thing or two.

of course, don't let it be a stingy schoolteacher. have someone who'll fly you to paris and what not.

✌➬ 11.10.2008 07:33 PM

HAHAHA, you cunt.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 11.10.2008 07:34 PM

yes, you are a sick old man

!@#$%! 11.10.2008 07:35 PM

i'm serious. i got to travel to various countries while satisfying my lust. what the fuck is wrong with that?

jon boy 11.10.2008 08:07 PM

if you get along and your good together then whats the problem? just have fun.

pbradley 11.10.2008 08:59 PM

You should hand her over to someone closer to her age.

Like me.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 11.11.2008 02:43 AM

akprodr =
 

uhler 11.11.2008 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
I should do what symbols man is talking about. I should fuck a 40 yr old man.


one of my good friends fucks 40 year old and older yuppies and they pay his rent for him and buy him expensive clothes.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 11.11.2008 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ✌➬
If you ever need a lawyer for some reason with this chick, don't forget to call this man:


 


Rastafari dread at the wheel!

the answer is no, if you are dating her to date a woman and not an object of your lust for youth, then you are not being a lecherous old man. however, if you think sex with a much younger women is the fountain of youth you are in for a world of surprise. I myself, prefer to date women 5 to ten years older than me, but I am not in my forties so its cool right now. Girls in there early 20s tend to be just that, girls. I-man look for cool headed and spiritually responsible women.

radarmaker 11.11.2008 01:57 PM

Older women > younger women.

Pookie 11.11.2008 05:45 PM

She'll probably say no anyway.

Hope that helps.

Glice 11.11.2008 05:53 PM

I've got nothing wrong with people gratifying their sexual urges in or around the body of someone consensual of a legitimate age to be doing so.

However. I personally find, being past my mid-20s (that is, still young) that I'm really not interested in what most girls not much younger than me have to say. Thena again, I have a good friend of a similar age to me who's seeing a chap in his 50s, and they're just dandy. So it's a predictable horses for courses-type answer from me.

akprodr 11.11.2008 06:00 PM

Yeah, been there, done that. My ex is 11 years older. I'll not deny that the switch is appealling. In my case, it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

Kegmama 11.12.2008 01:17 AM

As long as she is over 18, you are good to go. Pervert.

EVOLghost 11.12.2008 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
akprodr =
 

WTF ahahaha. that's funny.

akprodr 02.10.2009 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie
She'll probably say no anyway.

Hope that helps.


Alright, I think I'm going to castrate myself.

She did in fact agree to go out with me. Twice. Both times, she said, I'll call you. And she seemed eager to go. But when the time came, nothing. Calls to her number do not get answered.

I don't understand why act like you want to go if you really don't. Somebody 'splain please. Quickly before I go ahead and kill myself.

Alex's Trip 02.10.2009 06:13 PM

Because women are bitches. Go gay.

phoenix 02.10.2009 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akprodr
Alright, I think I'm going to castrate myself.

She did in fact agree to go out with me. Twice. Both times, she said, I'll call you. And she seemed eager to go. But when the time came, nothing. Calls to her number do not get answered.

I don't understand why act like you want to go if you really don't. Somebody 'splain please. Quickly before I go ahead and kill myself.


women are indecisive and enjoy shopping around.

maybe she is just really forgetful or maybe she didnt want to offend you or.. who knows.

akprodr 02.10.2009 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
Because women are bitches. Go gay.


Tell you what, if I had ANY desire in that area, I'd go for it.

I walked past the Stonewall bar a while back and almost went in. But I decided, if I got rejected there, it would be a real bad time for me.

And Phoenix, I guess I should go ahead and castrate/kill myself then?

sarramkrop 02.10.2009 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akprodr
Alright, I think I'm going to castrate myself.

She did in fact agree to go out with me. Twice. Both times, she said, I'll call you. And she seemed eager to go. But when the time came, nothing. Calls to her number do not get answered.

I don't understand why act like you want to go if you really don't. Somebody 'splain please. Quickly before I go ahead and kill myself.


It could just be that she felt shy telling you that you're an ugly fuck as old as her own dad. Being much younger than you AND A GIRL might have been intimidating for her to say to your face.

phoenix 02.10.2009 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by akprodr
And Phoenix, I guess I should go ahead and castrate/kill myself then?


no.. some people dig you, some don't. Its life. Would it be the same issue if she were your age? or are you mourning the missed op for teen pussy more than the loss of companionship?

akprodr 02.10.2009 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
no.. some people dig you, some don't. Its life.


Yeah, they seem to be mutually exclusive though. Since I moved to NJ, I've met exactly two women I've been interested in enough to ask out. And oddly, they both played the same game. One my age, the other much younger.

I wanted to go out on a non-threatening weekday and they suggested the more serious Friday night. And one actually did cancel and the other--nothing.

My only real social life is related to my dog. I've noticed some women eyeing me but I really couldn't get excited about them.

what can I say, my life sucks. The only thing keeping me going is my dog.

phoenix 02.10.2009 06:49 PM

So, go find a woman who likes dogs?

Better_Than_You 02.10.2009 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
Because women are bitches. Go gay.


aww... not all of us females are bitches.

akprodr 02.10.2009 07:07 PM

Oddly enough, my dog is a well you know...

Alex's Trip 02.10.2009 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Better_Than_You
aww... not all of us females are bitches.

I disagree, but I also maintain that all men are dicks.

Incidentally, all gays are prone to generalization.

Better_Than_You 02.10.2009 09:53 PM

as long as we're on common ground.

Alex's Trip 02.10.2009 09:54 PM

S'all good. How has Hayden been lately?

Better_Than_You 02.10.2009 09:57 PM

hes in arizona driving around with billy and billys dad (not that you people probably know who they are). but as far as i know hes good.
hes got an allergic to something though and is having some wierd reaction to it and as far as i know hasn't seen a doctor yet.

uhh... other than that i think hes ok. i know moneys real tight right now.

Better_Than_You 02.10.2009 09:59 PM

like his asshole. HEY O!

cars_willkillyou 02.10.2009 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akprodr
Yeah, they seem to be mutually exclusive though. Since I moved to NJ, I've met exactly two women I've been interested in enough to ask out. And oddly, they both played the same game. One my age, the other much younger.

I wanted to go out on a non-threatening weekday and they suggested the more serious Friday night. And one actually did cancel and the other--nothing.

My only real social life is related to my dog. I've noticed some women eyeing me but I really couldn't get excited about them.

what can I say, my life sucks. The only thing keeping me going is my dog.


this sounds identical to my life...only I am 21 and live in south florida.

Alex's Trip 02.10.2009 10:19 PM

Hahaha.

I hope he can get a job soon and get some stability.


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