i'm totally being swf-ed
 

by my mean old boss' granddaughter.

advice? please help me.

i can't tell her to get fucked because she'll get me fired, but she's creeping me the fuck out. and i HATE her.

Translation please flopsy doodle.

single white femaled. god, you're so english.

Thank you.:o

i'm angry and creeped out. she texts me every 10 minutes ..... "i fucking love you" and she tries to take my picture everytime i see her.

Translation, please. Seriously, I still don't understand.

Tell her to get fucked.

In England you can't be fired for refusing lady-sex with a woman, even if it's the boss's granddaughter. I'm sure your backward land can't be too far behind in this respect.

Spot the serious answer hidden among the twattery, poodle.

I don't understand how in this Age of Information, people can't ever understand.

srsly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_White_Female

dinner party

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srsly.

Oh fuck you. You understand that? Jerk.

tell her she needs to stop messing with you and to please leave yo alone. if you get fired over that then take them to court. if you have any pets then i would lock them in the house for a few weeks less you find them on the stove.

girlgun, I quite seriously would think about consulting a good lawyer about this. This is simply unacceptable.

You hate her because she has power over you and it sounds like she knows it. (umm, because she might get you fired is substantial power in my book especially in this economy) Does she work with you or does she just trot around Gramps' workplace, where she's a little princess. But there must be something inappropriate about her appeals to you, because I think at least many of the males on this board and even some of the womens would be pleased if a young woman was making such overtures. is she physically unattractive to you? you could have the groovy hate fuck of your life, and then she might turn out to be a sad damaged girl who will worship you and you find you make her the total focus of your life and then you inherit the business when the immortality serum Gramps has been using is proven to not work.

in b4 "I'm totally being nsfw-ed" parody

My wife has been totally MWM-ing me lately.

stop wearing deodorant to work? tell endlessly long stories that have no point and keep telling her she's 'not listening'?

hmmm. just be annoying.

there are ways my pet.

So you don't like your boss and her granddaughter is stalking you as well? I know the economy sucks, but there still usually is someplace else to work.

dang, hoped for a streaming vid with your sister in it.




































































nicfit's creepiest post of the month.

Shoot first, say you're sorry later.

All you need is a simple introduction: "The name's gun. Girl gun."

(¨¨i like it when old cunts fight one another¨¨¨)

Or you could actually sleep with her and practice bondage. I bet it would keep her away

Bondage? Bond Age? As in, the Age of Double-Oh-Seven. Oh, I completely agree!

You bond addict