I Just Read a Testimonial for an Infomercial
 

Feelin like a dork, although it was funny.

It wasn't even in my own words, and I had to be so damn passionate about it.

Well, let me tell you, I poured my little heart out into it.

I mean it when I say Real Estate Mentorship saved my life!

Nice!

Did you really mean what you said?

Well, no. But I made some money, and get to look like a fool on national television!

How much $$$?

^ What is that? I don't get it.

Oh, it's the scene from Jerry Macguire where Cuba Gooding said "Show me the money"

AWESOME







but so, you mean, those people on infomercials are faking it?? :(

Better call these guys:

lol post the vid up

Say it ain't so!

Ohh right. The money. Well, I didn't make too much, I'll say that.

It was more for my passion of real estate mentorship. Money isn't important.

I kid.

I saw the chosen take, and wow is it funny. I had to dress up really "business-like", and the whole time I was making my heart-felt statement, I looked like I was being constanly punched in the back of the head!

Not all of them! Don't worry, I'm sure that obnoxiously loud Oxy-Clean man is totaly legitimate. HOW COULD HE NOT BE?

^^I fucking hate/love that guy haha. depends how stoned I am I guess?

whore!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

OXY-CLEAN REALLY WORKS

And don't forget about Vince, from ShamWow!

Yes, of course! He looks a tad like a lizard, doesn`t heÉ

He looks like a Muppet lizard!

It's a text representation of his face!