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noisereductions 01.15.2009 12:31 PM

I Wanna Be The Guy (the hardest video game ever?)
 
I'm reminded of that Japanese one that Adam posted a while ago. Anyway, check this out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_wanna_be_the_guy

Glice 01.15.2009 12:54 PM

http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php

It's ridiculous, and downloadable.

noisereductions 01.15.2009 01:17 PM

is it PC only, or is it meant to be played on a certain system's emulators?

Glice 01.15.2009 01:26 PM

In-window jobby - no mames or faff.

Glice 01.15.2009 01:27 PM

Also, the demo is quite a small download (2 minutes or less on my connection). Give it a bash, I got bored after 15 minutes or so, but I don't have any patience for video games any more.

noisereductions 01.15.2009 02:02 PM

I dnt play video games on my computer. Ever. Oh well. I figured it was a hacked NES rom or something.

SYRFox 01.15.2009 02:21 PM

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Eggy...air-platformer
this is the most unfair game ever

atsonicpark 01.15.2009 02:35 PM

Haha thanks for this, looks brilliant.

The hardest game ever is some space shooting game for the PC. Can't remember the name of it, but Next Generation Magazine (remember them?!) couldn't get past the first level and actually flew to the creators' offices to see if ANYONE there could get past the first level, and only one person could or something.

noisereductions 01.15.2009 02:37 PM

hahaha awesome.

demonrail666 01.15.2009 03:06 PM

I just played the demo version for a bit. Can't get past the first level. Way too hard for me. A can clock Space Invaders at the arcade though.

radarmaker 01.15.2009 03:10 PM

The Atari 7800 version of Impossible Mission is both the hardest and most unfair game - it's literally impossible to complete.

noisereductions 01.15.2009 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radarmaker
The Atari 7800 version of Impossible Mission is both the hardest and most unfair game - it's literally impossible to complete.



Yes it is. Because of a bug in the programming, there is no way to beat it.

atsonicpark 01.15.2009 03:33 PM

So, it's literally an impossible mission?

noisereductions 01.15.2009 04:01 PM

That's the ironic part. Yeah.

_slavo_ 01.15.2009 04:04 PM

i coudln't get past the first screen. I've always fallen to the spiked hole and got killed. frustrating.

Glice 01.15.2009 04:20 PM

Slavo - go up, down's a red herring.

_slavo_ 01.15.2009 04:24 PM

where up? Up where it all starts? it's impossible to jump up that high.


(looking at this couple of sentences without the proper context, they seem very metaphysical)

Glice 01.15.2009 04:44 PM

Press jump twice - you can double-jump.

demonrail666 01.15.2009 06:13 PM

yeah, but when i try that the spikes on the level above me just kill me immediately. Why doesn't this fucker have a Smart Bomb?

Glice 01.16.2009 12:25 PM

Right - When you first drop into the first screen, press jump twice to get up to the screen above. Then avoid some apples, and do some jumping on some clouds and avoid some spikes and shit.

_slavo_ 01.16.2009 12:54 PM

I coudn't get past the third apple. That game is frustrating
(but the possibility to commit suicide by pressing "q" rules)

Glice 02.03.2009 06:13 PM

I'm on the second boss and I officially hate this game.

jimbrim 02.03.2009 06:21 PM

Second Boss?! I can't even get to the first save point.
It takes me about half an hour to get past the apples, and on the next screen I try and jump across a cloud but it falls onto those spikes.

cars_willkillyou 02.04.2009 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox


i just went through over 200 lives in 40 minutes. i got to level 3.

vulva 02.04.2009 09:29 AM

I prefer owata over this. ascii guile and pedobear? I'm in!

al shabbray 02.04.2009 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _slavo_
I coudn't get past the third apple. That game is frustrating
(but the possibility to commit suicide by pressing "q" rules)


hahaha suicide buttons are way underrated in general

noisereductions 04.30.2010 03:22 PM

and now it's a flash game. Enjoy!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534437

Toilet & Bowels 04.30.2010 07:37 PM

i completed Super Ghouls and Ghosts which is on pretty much every list of the hardest games ever

shabbray2.0 04.30.2010 07:40 PM

anybody played asshole-mario without throwing the tv outta the window?

Glice 04.30.2010 08:04 PM

Did I mention that I've completed this game 3 times now? Only on the 'easy' setting, but still.

noisereductions 04.30.2010 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i completed Super Ghouls and Ghosts which is on pretty much every list of the hardest games ever


seriuosly impressive

atsonicpark 05.01.2010 03:39 AM

I've completed all the Ghouls and Ghosts except for the PSP one. Didn't find Super to be as difficult as the NES one.

Hardest game ever is Lumines... Hardest to put down, that is!


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