Sonic Youth Dating
 

Where the fuck are all you sonic youth loving women in Seattle? :fuckyou:

Or at least women musicians... are you all at home growing your pit hair over the winter or something?? FUCK!

hahaah
thats what I am asking myself a lot too.

im sure they're all going crazy for your middle finger, wondering when you're going to use it on them.



yes, i can see them all sighing at the thought of meeting such a man.

Exactly. I'm glad you see my point.

And my middle finger is slightly longer than my cock so they should be thrilled.

Your quote got messed up. But I guess you know that.

HELLO HEVUSSA, I AM WOMAN & AM LIVING @ WASH. ST. PLEASE MEAT ME @ STARBCKS & WE CAN DISCUS NERVANNA AND MAEK FUTURE PLANS FOR SEXMAKING. TYVM 4 UR POAST BECUZ I 2 HAV HARD TIEM FINDING THE SEX ON THE INTERNETS. PS": PLZ SEND PICS OF BIG FINGER.

ME:

F/WA/19
3'7" 87 LBS. (I AM PUTEAT)
EYES: BROWN
HIAR: BLUE
FAVBAND: SONIK YOTH
TURNONS: GREEZY HAIR & ___________?
TURNOFFS: NONE! I AM FOR SEX NO MATTAR WUT.

they were saying on another board that yr finger is slightly thicker too

i would so like to be in you.

My dreams are finally coming true!!

About 50% thicker or so...

Here's my dating ap:

cock size: 7 inches
asshole: ready to be poked/prodded
turn ons: asians
turn offs: blondes

date me.

^^ i just came .

pics or it did not happen

7 inches = 17.78 centimeters

pretty much for a clit...
hyena style

strange man

"hevusa" looks a lot like "huevos" at first glance.

I'm moist

ew.

must backstroke to sanctuary

Women who listen to Sonic Youth are instantly more attractive to me.

i like this guy, he sees hippies around every corner.

BIG FUCKING TURN ON!

I just choked... I'll leave that to your imagination.

...


Not very big.

i think it's cool for girls to like horrible music, not "just not my thing" but actually horrible crap, listening to rascal flatts, rilo kiley or something completely shit like that makes me think girls are infinitely cuter

but don't get me wrong, i still got love for the sonic girls

I leave this forum for a week, and this is what I come back to... lonely horny retards with overactive imaginations and half their hard-drive filled with porn, desperately searching for the rare SY-loving chick that doesn't have downsyndrome, at least one leg, and an intact face...

Looks like nothing has changed.

I can work with down syndrome...

Syndrome of a Down fan?

System of a Down Syndrome

Ew, looks like single Sonic males are in heat.

You just did that so everyone would know your dick was 7 inches.

Sad for you.... the rest of us are 8+

there's plenty of sonic youth loving women in brooklyn.

Warning: Sonic Youth loving women might not love Sonic you just because you love Sonic Youth.

We all get fucked in the end... *ba dum dum*

You know you're desperate when you're fucking other species.

Or Welsh.

im guna beat atsonic



Male, 19, 9inches.
turns on: syg boardies
turns off: syg trolls

date me

:P

I've only ever met one attractive girl in real life who listened to SY. But based on the people that post here, I know there's more out there :D

Whoa, whoa, this is getting creepy now, guys!

ERGO, while we're on the topic of ladies who like Sonic Youth, let me just say, so fucking what? There are some real twats who listen to Sonic Youth- a couple visits to SYG should make that fairly obvious. I know like, what, 2 or 3 people in real life who listen to Sonic Youth, and they're tools.

5 dollar foot long?